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I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

Tama adalah seorang mahasiswa tingkat akhir di Universitas Banten. Saat perayaan wisuda nanti ia berniat untuk menyatakan cintanya pada seorang wanita bernama Nadia. Ia sudah jatuh cinta dengan Nadia sejak SD, hingga ia rela mengikuti Nadia dari SD sampai kuliah di jurusan yang sama. Sayangnya nasib naas menghampirinya, saat acara wisuda berlangsung, ia tertimpa tiang listrik dan akhirnya ia meninggal sebelum sempat menyatakan cinta nya. Setelah kematiannya, ia bertemu dengan siluman ular yang bisa mengubahnya menjadi manusia kembali setiap bulan purnama, tetapi dengan syarat ia harus rela menjadi budak nya. Apakah Tama berhasil menyatakan cintanya saat ia kembali menjadi manusia?

Tama is a final-year student at the University of Banten. During the graduation ceremony, he plans to finally confess his love to a woman named Nadia. He has been in love with her since elementary school, even choosing to follow her through every stage of education—from primary school all the way to college, enrolling in the same department. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. On the day of the ceremony, Tama is struck by a falling electric pole and dies before he can express his feelings. In the afterlife, he encounters a demon snake who offers him a second chance: she can bring him back to life during every full moon. However, there’s a price—Tama must agree to become her servant. Will Tama be able to confess his love to Nadia despite this supernatural twist of fate?

+)Free Book. -) The story is about the misadventures of a group of sailors trying to reach the mainland in an unknown world full of mysteries.

These are thoughts collected when feeling extreme emotions. In no way are they everyday thoughts or opinions. This book is not suited for anyone under the age of 15. Warning this book depicts depression and/or suicidal thoughts. This book was made purely for the hope that the author can use this to cope. If you don’t like this genre or the book/topics make you uncomfortable. Leave while you still can. Basically it’s like a diary, I post this so I may find out about myself and hopefully learn something from it. I do not post everything on here and some of the chapters might be removed due to either sensitivity issues or me being unwilling to share the thoughts anymore. Grab a bag of tissues and a box of melodrama and we can all just cry this out.

Nalan terjerat dua cinta pelik di masa lalu, satu kekasih meninggal di depan matanya, karena perampokan besar. Setelah berhasil melepaskan dari jerat cinta yang membuatnya sulit menata hidup, ia kembali merasakan cinta dengan Serra. Namun, seribu sayang kenyataan pahit lebih menyakitkan. Kekasihnya di nikahi oleh sahabat yang sudah dianggap saudara sendiri. Ditengah patah hati hebat, Nalan bergabung dengan sekelompok mafia yang terjaring perampokan serta pembunuhan. Ada seorang gadis yang terus bersamanya, meski beberapa kali ia menolak Mayra, tapi tak urung untuk menyerah. Pernikahan terpaksa terjadi diantara keduanya, walau Mayra berusaha mengambil hati Nalan. Namun, tetap saja tak bisa mengalahkan perasaan besarnya terhadap Serra. Hingga wanita itu kembali dalam biduk rumah tangganya, mengganggu dan berusaha memisahkan mereka. Perselingkuhan terjadi antara Nalan dan Serra, hingga semua masa lalu mantan kekasihnya terbongkar sedikit demi sedikit di tangan Bryan, suaminya. Semua orang tahu siapa wanita itu, terkcuali Nalan yang menutup mata dan telinga untuk mengetahui kebenarannya. Pernikahan yang terjalin selama 3 tahun, akhirnya kandas dan Nalan lebih memilih Serra. Di saat Mayra pergi, barulah lelaki itu sadar akan semuanya dan mengetahui siapa kekasih yang selama ini diangung-agungkan. Bertahun-tahun, ia mencari mantan Istrinya, tapi tak berhasil ditemukan. Hingga wanita itu muncul dengan sendirinya dan mengatakan kebenaran. Setelah mengetahui segala kebenaran, Nalan berhasil lepas dari jerat cinta Serra dan bisa mencintai Mayra begitu dalam. Kebahagiaan hanya sebentar saja terkecap, mantan Istrinya tewas di tangan musuhnya. Penyesalan tak bertepi pun dirasakan lelaki dingin itu seumur hidup.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Denji is at the pinnacle of his high school career with the perfect grades, the best girlfriend, supportive friends, and star of the baseball team. However, what happens when Denji discovers a secret that just might ruin everything. **Please note I do not own the cover page**

When Skye's boyfriend of five years, Derek, breaks up with her out of the blue during their wedding preparations, it feels like her whole world is crumbling. That is, until she happens upon a notebook containing what looks like magic spells. With nothing left to lose and in need of a distraction, Skye tries a spell...

This is Short Sad Random Stories. Tagalog languange/ Taglish it depends on the story.