funny heist stories

"Who dares to marry my woman!"he declared wildly as he took her away from her wedding with another man. She firmly resisted. He was a business emperor who mysteriously disappeared for four years. Upon returning to the country, he immediately disrupted her wedding and secretly cut off all her suitors. He even cornered her at the marriage registration office, preventing her from registering a marriage with someone else. “Rumor has it you bore my son!” “Slander! This is someone else's child!” That evening, her little boy gave her a big surprise, “Mommy, I lured a handsome daddy into your bed!”

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

California's sweetheart and celebrity jeweler, Vivienne Chavez is made a prey to all men in her hunt for love. They all want the same thing, a share of her wealth. After a sad breakup from, she decides to no longer be that woman. In the event of building her defenses, Antonio returns and she falls into the hands of the popular Gavin Leyva who with the help of a friend, takes everything away from her. She runs away from California, a totally different woman. With the help of Leyva's sworn enemy and ladies man, Luis Delgado, she promises to retrieve all he took from her. When they embark on this daring mission, Vivienne discovers they share an obsession deeper than the thirst for justice. Will she give in to the needs of her heart, or let go of everything for fear of being broken a fourth time?

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

They’re 15 miles from freedom. But betrayal runs deeper than they ever imagined. D7 is a criminal organization unlike any other — skilled in high-risk heists, merciless in their assassinations, and united by their shared goal: to tear down the world’s corrupt power structures. Their most daring job yet: robbing the World Bank. The heist is flawless, but the aftermath? A nightmare. As D7 flees the scene, their every move is tracked by the FBI, CIA, and every other elite security team the country has. Helicopters fill the sky, armored vehicles swarm the streets, and the clock is ticking. They have just 15 miles to escape — but escape isn’t their only problem. A traitor lies within. With D7’s loyalty unraveling, unexpected alliances form, and secrets that could destroy them all start to surface. As each member faces their own inner demons, they must decide: is freedom worth the cost? Or is it too late to stop what’s already set in motion? In this high-stakes game of survival, no one is who they seem. No one is safe. And not everyone will make it out alive. The chase is on. But the real battle is within.

She was born a thief. He was born a king. Fate never meant for them to meet. When Oliver demands priceless treasures from King Darius in exchange for Odi’s freedom from him, the royal court erupts in scandal. Yet, rather than bargain with a villain, the young king buys Odi outright, an act that earns her resentment. She wants freedom, not a master. Darius, however, offers her a deal—steal one final treasure with his help, and she will be free. As they navigate betrayal, magic, and forbidden love, Odi must decide: seize her freedom or surrender to the one man she swore to hate.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.