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SSS Gacha Master: I Can Only Gacha Bikini Warriors

SSS Gacha Master: I Can Only Gacha Bikini Warriors

[MATURE EXPLICIT CONTENT 18+] [SMUTS] [NO NTR] In his previous life, Ethan Cross was the very definition of misfortune. No talent, no money, no romance, and what's worse that he's still a virgin with just a painfully average life drowned in bad luck and escapism through gacha games that never gave him a single SSR. Until then... he died in a stupid way. Reincarnated into a vast fantasy world of swords, magic, monsters, and kingdoms, Ethan awakens as Lucian Luxfall, a young man marked by a mysterious, god-defying system. [SSS Gacha System Activated.] [Unique Restriction Confirmed: Only "Bikini-Type Warriors" can be summoned.] At first, Lucian thinks it's a cruel joke. But when his very first pull summons a legendary SSS-rank warrior, comes a devastatingly beautiful woman clad in nothing but enchanted battle-bikini armor, capable of wiping out monsters that seasoned adventurers fear. Seeing that Lucian realizes one thing that the system is broken. Each gacha pull grants him warriors of unimaginable power: queens, demon generals, saintesses, assassins, dragonkin, and goddesses- all bound to him by the system, all absurdly strong, and all wearing scandalously impractical yet magically enhanced bikinis. In a world where power determines everything, Lucian climbs from a nameless nobody to a walking catastrophe. "Why are all my SSS units like this?!" [Because this is your fate.] With luck that defies logic, a system that grows more absurd with every pull, and a harem of elite warriors who could destroy nations, Lucian Luxfall embarks on an adventure filled with battles, comedy, desire, and escalating madness. This is the story of a man who conquered the world...not with a sword, not with magic...but with gacha luck taken to its absolute limit. --------- NO NTR! NO YURI! AND LARGE HAREM WITH A LOT OF SMUT! MC is not stupid, dense, or anything you find that makes you bored easily. (he was a sigma) Tags: R-18 | Mature | Adult | Smut | Large Harem | Ecchi | Hentai | NSFW | Blowjob |Anal | Sex | Threesome | Foursome | Moresome | Hardcore | Feet | Thicc | Milf | Virgin | Choking | Out doors | Nymph| Bdsm | Fetish | Action | Handsome MC | Overpowered and Smart MC | Comedy | and many more... Discord: https://discord.gg/fD38nPykq7
Fantasy
85 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
75 Chs
Can you share a bikini wax funny story?
Sure. A friend of mine went for a bikini wax for the first time. She was so nervous that when the esthetician started, she let out a really high - pitched scream that made everyone in the salon jump. Then she started laughing nervously and said 'I thought it would be like plucking a few hairs, not this!'
3 answers
2024-12-09 21:53
Can you share a funny bikini wax story?
Well, once my friend went for a bikini wax. She was so nervous that she kept chatting non - stop with the esthetician. When the wax strip was pulled, she let out a really high - pitched scream that even made the esthetician jump. But then she started laughing at herself for being so dramatic.
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2024-12-02 02:25
What could be a bikini wax funny incident?
I know a story where a lady was getting a bikini wax and she brought her dog with her. The dog got loose and ran into the room where the waxing was happening. It started barking at the waxer and the lady was so embarrassed but also found it hilarious in the end.
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2024-12-10 16:33
Share an at - home bikini wax funny experience.
My sister had a funny at - home bikini wax incident. She was so nervous about doing it herself that she kept stalling. Eventually, she started but got the wax all over her hands instead of just on the area she wanted. When she tried to wipe it off on a towel, the towel got stuck to her hands too. It was a comical sight.
2 answers
2024-12-11 09:29
What makes a bikini wax funny in a cartoon?
Often, it's the combination of the characters' funny looks, their humorous thoughts, and the way the whole scene is set up. Maybe there's a clumsy waxer or some unexpected obstacles that make it funny.
1 answer
2025-06-22 23:23
Hard Wax Bikini Funny Story: Share Your Experience
I have a story. A girl I know went to a salon for a hard wax bikini treatment. The beautician was new and a bit clumsy. While applying the wax, she accidentally dropped some on the girl's towel. Then, when she pulled the wax, it came off in bits and pieces instead of one clean pull. The girl was in stitches the whole time because it was just so comical and unexpected.
2 answers
2024-11-23 04:30
What are some common elements in a funny bikini wax story?
One common element is the client's over - the - top reaction to the pain. Like screaming or making really strange noises. For example, my sister screeched like a banshee during her bikini wax.
3 answers
2024-11-30 16:24
Can you share a funny self bikini wax story?
Well, once I decided to do a self - bikini wax at home. I got all the supplies ready, but as soon as I started, I was so nervous that my hands were shaking. I accidentally applied the wax in the wrong direction and when I tried to pull it off, it barely came off and it hurt like crazy. I ended up having to use a lot of oil to get the rest of the wax off. It was a total mess but looking back, it's quite funny.
2 answers
2024-11-04 13:28
What are some tips to avoid a disaster in a self - bikini wax based on funny self - bikini wax stories?
One important tip is to not be over - confident. Just like in my story where I thought I could do it easily after watching tutorials. You need to be really careful about the amount of wax you use. Too little and it won't work, too much like I did and it's a mess. And if possible, have some wax remover handy in case things go wrong.
1 answer
2024-11-04 07:49
At Home Bikini Wax Funny Story: Have you got any?
I once tried an at - home bikini wax. I was following the instructions on the kit, but halfway through, my cat jumped on me. It was so startled by the wax strips that it ran around the room with one stuck to its paw. It was a hilarious mess.
3 answers
2024-12-10 12:05
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