funny window cleaner stories

"Here you go, this is your wage for the week." After passing over a small pouch, the woman with her legs crossed behind the desk casually made a 'Check' in a notebook and then, without looking up, waved her hand to dismiss him and said: "Remember to file your taxes... Next!" "Wait a minute!" After pouring out the coins from the pouch and looking at the eight large and one small, totaling nine filthy coins in his palm, Leon couldn't help but widen his eyes in shock, almost wanting to pounce on her and fight to the death right there and then. "Damn it! I just repelled the evil god who was trying to erode the world this Tuesday! You bastard even wants to deduct the salary of the savior?"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Meet Eleanor "Ellie" Chen, a spirited and somewhat clumsy 38-year-old woman whose life takes an unexpected detour from her quiet hometown in a powerful, unnamed Eastern nation to the bustling heart of the United States (the "Most Powerful Nation"). After a series of bewildering mishaps and an immigration snafu she still can't quite explain, Ellie finds herself with one peculiar job offer: a cleaner at the illustrious White House. Armed with her trusty mop, an unusual knack for attracting chaos, and a complete lack of filter, Ellie is a fish out of water in the highly formal, meticulously ordered world of presidential politics. From accidentally flooding the Oval Office to mistaking a foreign dignitary for a lost delivery man, her tenure at the White House is a constant source of eye-rolling exasperation and bewildered amusement for the staff. Enter President Jonathan "Jon" Sterling, the most powerful man in the world. He's known for his decisive nature, his sharp wit, and a surprisingly short fuse when it comes to presidential protocol. Initially, Ellie is nothing more than a bizarre, yet oddly charming, nuisance. But as her unvarnished honesty, unexpected insights, and hilarious misadventures slowly chip away at his presidential facade, Jon finds himself inexplicably drawn to this woman who sees past the title to the man underneath. "The President Fell for His White House Cleaner" is a hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly improbable romantic comedy about an ordinary woman stumbling into the most extraordinary of love stories. With a backdrop of White House antics, laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, and a sprinkling of international intrigue from Ellie's mysterious past, this novel proves that love can blossom in the most unlikely of places, even between the leader of the free world and his favorite — and most chaotic — cleaner.

The world changed. When mana awakened on Earth, demons came with it — monsters invisible to anyone without mana in their body. To protect the public, Hunters were formed. But not everyone who awakened chose the right side. Damian Crowe just wanted to survive. A barista by day, a crime scene cleaner by night — cleaning the aftermath of demon attacks. At least... until he discovered something no one else had. He could talk to demons. And more than that... he could extract their powers. [+5 Strength — Extracted from the demon Vileclaw] [Demon Eyes — Extracted from the demon Nightrend] When the Demon Extraction System appeared before his eyes, Damian realized one thing: Being a cleaner... was only the beginning.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Diana Hendricks a very beautiful, brave and intelligent lady to the core whom was forced into a marriage after her graduation to a Billionaire Gang leader called Mark Thomas who turned her into a "Cleaner" because she rejected, detest and refused to never bow down to his will because she doesn't have any sort of feelings for him. He had it in mind that if she go through a lot pain she will come around and accept his proposal. "He is a gang leader but he has a little bit of dignity in him which made him promised to never touch her until she agrees and announce to marry him publicly." The first day he brought her to his house, he instructed all his workers that she must assist the cleaners in cleaning the whole house without resting like they do and they must report to him if she resist, she must not be given three square meal per day only give her food in the 'Morning and Night' and she's only allowed to a visit with her father only on Christmas day which is almost a year and she must be guarded at all times on her journey and return back to the Mansion before noon. While she was going through all these pains and adversities, she met Charles Bethea also a servant in the house who promised to help her escape the hell hole she found herself in but unfortunately he was killed by an unknown killer. Diana ever since then restrain from escaping for the time being until she has channel all her intelligence and strength to studying carefully and lay down a good plans to escape without being killed...