funny couple short stories

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Zhang Guoqing and his pregnant wife Zhou Jiao, orphans from the 21st century, were working hard to build a better future when they unexpectedly inherited a vast fortune. But on their way to the hospital for the birth of their child, a deliberate car accident sent them hurtling back in time. Awakening in the bodies of a young couple in a rural village during the 1950s, they find themselves facing a life of hardship and uncertainty. Yet, they carry with them secrets from the future—Zhang Guoqing possesses a mysterious advantage, while Zhou Jiao has a hidden space with endless possibilities. Together, they navigate the challenges of their new life, determined to protect their family and create a warm, prosperous future in this era of scarcity.

What happens when modernization meets cultivation? It’s more than just a cultivator picking up a gun. Imagine storage rings and beast contracts being transformed into modern devices, letting anyone capture and tame monsters. What if alchemy evolved to mass-produce pills? Now, add vampires and other mythical races into the mix, and the possibilities are endless. In this fun story, we follow two main characters: Alex is a wealthy second-generation kid from the modern world, an "awakener" who spends his days as a big spender in online games and reading novels on his phone. In the novel community, he’s famous for throwing money around, known as a loyal, rich reader. His ordinary life gets turned upside down when he’s thrown into a new world filled with cultivation and magic. MinYue is a brilliant cultivator, a graceful beauty with incredible talent, and the shining hope of her family to reach new heights. Her disciplined, focused life is the complete opposite of Alex’s carefree lifestyle, but destiny has other plans for them. Through a twist of fate, their lives intertwine when a mysterious system binds them together, assigning them the mission to revive the vampire race. Even with their totally different backgrounds, Alex and MinYue must find a way to work together, blending their unique skills and views on the world. Join them on their journey as they become the strongest duo, rising to claim their throne as Vampire Progenitors in a world where modernization and cultivation collide! _______ Discord https://discord.gg/WBhVXr8YDk

The apocalypse descended upon Earth and Erix's fate took a chilling turn when he was bitten by a zombie while asleep. But unlike others, he defied the looming death, clinging to his humanity with unyielding determination as evolved into a Hybrid Zombie with intellect intact. Amid this chaos of apocalypse, only a single law remained supreme: the law of the jungle where only those with power, determination, and wits could reach and reign at the top. Yet, Erix was not alone in his odyssey. His fiercely devoted soulmate, Rin, matched his ruthlessness and recklessness at every turn. Together they embarked on an extraordinary journey fueled by their intense love, unbridled ambitions, and hunger for power. In a landscape of chaos and evolution, their story unfolds into a thrilling adventure like no other. Join this outlandish duo as they navigate treacherous obstacles, confront formidable foes, and carve a path to dominance in their world and beyond. Discord: https://discord.gg/ArkM72f9aq ——————————————————————— Disclaimer: [This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.]

L'apocalypse s'est abattue sur la Terre et le destin d'Erix a pris un tournant effrayant lorsqu'il a été mordu par un zombie pendant son sommeil. Mais contrairement aux autres, il a défié la mort imminente, s'accrochant à son humanité avec une détermination inébranlable alors qu'il évoluait en un Zombie Hybride avec son intelligence intacte. Au milieu de ce chaos apocalyptique, une seule loi demeurait suprême : la loi de la jungle où seuls ceux dotés de pouvoir, de détermination et d'intelligence pouvaient atteindre le sommet et y régner. Pourtant, Erix n'était pas seul dans son odyssée. Son âme sœur farouchement dévouée, Rin, égalait sa cruauté et sa témérité à chaque instant. Ensemble, ils se sont embarqués dans un voyage extraordinaire alimenté par leur amour intense, leurs ambitions effrénées et leur soif de pouvoir. Dans un paysage de chaos et d'évolution, leur histoire se déploie en une aventure palpitante comme nulle autre. Rejoignez ce duo extravagant alors qu'ils naviguent à travers des obstacles perfides, affrontent des ennemis redoutables et se taillent un chemin vers la domination dans leur monde et au-delà. Avertissement : [Ceci est une œuvre de fiction. Les noms, personnages, lieux, entreprises, événements et incidents sont le fruit de l'imagination de l'auteur. Toute ressemblance avec des personnes réelles, vivantes ou décédées, ou des événements réels est purement fortuite.]

Vol. 1 (Regrets of a Bad Boy) Chapther 1 sampai 159 : Perjalanan cinta seorang Bad Boy dengan perempuan seumurannya yang sangat polos dan lugu. Vol. 2 (Relationship With Commitment) Chapthee 160 sampai 318 : Menjaga hubungan dengan porsi dan cara mereka masing-masing, namun menyakiti. Vol. 3 (Serious Problems Before Starting a Household) Chapthee 319 sampai -sekarang Konflik ini pecah begitu saja, melukai banyak orang, mengundang masalah lebih lebar dan lebih banyak lagi. Orang yang tidak memiliki masalah dengan orang itu menjadi terobsesi 'ingin ikut andil'. Salsha dan Aldi. Dia tidak percaya jika salah mengambil keputusan mengakibatkan teman SMA nya yang sudah dianggap mereka sebagai adik justru harus dipenjara karena keduanya percaya pada kakak Salsha. Sebenarnya ini bukan masalah besar untuk mereka, hanya saja dampaknya mulai terlihat semenjak tiga tahun waktu mulai berjalan dengan pelan. Apa masalahnya, dan kenapa terjadi perbalasan dendam?

Sebagai seorang perempuan, umur 26 tahun itu sudah harus mencapai apa saja sih? Karir? Rumah? Kendaraan mahal? Apa lagi? Pasti yang ditanyakan orang kebanyakan hal yang itu-itu saja. Kalau bukan tentang kapan menikah, maka yang akan ditanyakan pasti begini : "Sudah terkumpul apa saja dari hasil kerjamu selama ini? Sudah mencapai apa saja? Nggak naik jabatan?" Hmm, sebagian besar orang pasti mengalami pertanyaan itu. Kesal? Tentu saja. Nea Adzkiya juga sangat kesal kalau ditanya begitu. Nea seorang gadis dewasa berusia 26 tahun. Karir tetap, wajah cantik, body goals, dan ramah pada semua orang. Tapi satu hal yang belum Nea punya hingga sekarang. Satu hal itu adalah kekasih. Di umurnya yang sudah 26 tahun, Nea dijuluki 'Magister Jomlo Akut'. Kejombloannya itu sudah terjadi sejak umurnya masih 18 tahun. Hal apa sih yang membuat Nea menolak banyak pria? Padahal juga ada Gilang sang teller tampan dan ramah di kantornya. Tapi Nea tidak suka. Pada satu hari, ia diberi target baru dari ibunya untuk segera mendapatkan pasangan. Dan Nea berimajinasi tentang dunia lain yang berisi banyak pria tampan. Dan ia benar-benar bisa memasuki dunia imajinasi itu. Akan ada amplop misterus yang datang padanya. Dunia imajinasi itulah yang membawanya hingga bertemu dengan Ezra. Setampan apa Ezra? Bisakah Ezra dibawa ke dunia nyata dan menghapus gelar 'Magister Jomlo Akut' pada Nea? Baca saja. Mulailah pada halaman pertama^^

Chen Wanqing is over eighteen and still unmarried. One day, her grandmother comes to visit, wanting to give the marriage painstakingly arranged for her to her younger cousin, and her cousin's fiancé to her. Sisters swapping fiancés—if word got out, it would be a huge laughingstock. Chen Wanqing firmly refuses! Her younger cousin, furious and desperate, confronts her: "In your last life, you took a winding path for half your life before finally choosing him. Now, I'm letting you two be a loving couple ten years earlier. What are you hesitating for!" Chen Wanqing: "!" * The difference in Zhao Jing's life, from being a commoner to enjoying a prosperous official career and leaving his name in history, was just one Chen Wanqing. * Younger cousin: "What about Zhao Jing's bad luck? What about his life full of hardships? How is it that after marrying my older cousin, he has risen rapidly and enjoys a prosperous official career?" I'm totally freaking out! Could it be that I was reborn just to bring them together sooner!

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.