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Nerd In A Paranormal Condom

Nerd In A Paranormal Condom

||Book 1 in D'KAT Series|| ● ● ● "So please tell us, sir. What is your greatest weakness?" "Losing my wife", he grinned. The hostess smiled, "Aww, that's beautiful. What will you say is your greatest strength?" "Having my wife". "Okay sir, last question... How would you describe your wife?" His lips grew into a devious grin, uncontrollably holding the hand of his heart's desire. "The best dream no man but me deserves". The entire audience clapped in adoration. Delia smiled, glancing at her husband then back at the interviewer. The hostess then asked, "And sir, bonus question, how would you describe your marriage?" "A condom". Delia, his wife, then chipped in, "A paranormal one, at that". "One that none of us can escape, unless we go boom!" He smiled. • • • The son of a powerful western empire, Dilen Liam, has to prove his innocence against false racial accusations by dating a dark skinned girl; all to save his family's name and businesses. Unfortunately, things go beyond haywire when he gets intertwined with Delia Alan Ada, a Nigerian girl cursed yet gifted with the supernatural ability to see the future and speak to the unseen. Their attraction grows stronger and deeper beyond race and ethnicity, enclosing them in a paranormal condom-like romance. But all cards are played when their faith and love are put to the test — against powerful diabolic forces beyond their worlds had ever imagined. Romance. Paranormal. Horror. Urban. Politics. BWWM. Demons. Conspiracy. African. Nigerian. American. Cults. Power couple.
Urban
250 Chs
Can you share some funny condom stories?
Well, once my friend was at a health fair. There was a booth about safe sex and they were giving out free condoms. He accidentally dropped a whole bunch on the floor while trying to take just one. It was so embarrassing but also hilarious as everyone around started laughing.
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2024-10-25 15:09
What are the features of a funny condom cartoon?
A funny condom cartoon usually has exaggerated characters and humorous situations related to condoms. It might use bright colors and witty dialogues to make people laugh.
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2025-05-31 12:37
What are the characteristics of funny cartoon condom ads?
Funny cartoon condom ads usually focus on making the topic less serious and more approachable. They might incorporate puns or wordplay to add to the humor. Also, they might show scenarios that are unexpected or unconventional to catch people's interest.
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2025-05-28 04:31
What are some funny cartoon condom jokes?
Here's another one. 'What did the cartoon condom say when it was feeling lonely? I need someone to put a cap on my sadness!'
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2025-05-14 22:31
Why are there funny dick need condom cartoons?
I have no idea. Such cartoons are inappropriate and may not have a valid or positive reason for existing.
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2025-10-23 23:23
What are the humorous elements in condom-related funny cartoons?
Some condom funny cartoons might feature characters having funny reactions or misunderstandings about condoms. They could also use exaggerated expressions or scenarios for the humor.
2 answers
2025-06-16 01:50
Are there any positive condom - related stories?
Yes, there are. For example, there are stories of people who through proper condom use were able to prevent sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies, which is a very positive aspect of condom use.
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2024-11-23 12:58
Share some condom horror stories.
I heard a story where a condom got stuck inside. It was extremely uncomfortable and embarrassing. The person had to go to the doctor to get it removed. It was a very awkward situation and made the person really self - conscious about using condoms again.
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2024-11-22 03:27
What are some no condom hot stories?
Sharing such 'no condom' stories involves promoting irresponsible and unethical behavior, which can lead to various health risks such as sexually transmitted diseases and unplanned pregnancies. So, I can't provide relevant stories.
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2024-11-24 02:53
Do you know any funny condom - related incidents?
Yes. A guy was doing a presentation on safe sex in school. He was demonstrating how to put on a condom using a banana. But the banana was too big and the condom just wouldn't go on properly. The whole class was in stitches.
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2024-10-26 10:15
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