funny experience short story

Crossing over to the alien world, he became a fallen noble lord. But with the help of the proficiency panel, he started to gain EXP through his family's Knight Breath Technique and followed the footsteps of an ancient and mysterious sorcerer step by step. Thus began a mysterious journey.

"201th, 202nd…" Zhou Can, an Intern of Tu Ya Hospital, a Grade A Provincial Tertiary Hospital, would silently count every stitch he finished. His target today was to complete 300 stitches and fight for a place in the House Officer recruitment two days later. [Congratulations on completing your 100,000th suture and triggering the EXP system. Medical skills and surgery practice can be obtained.] Zhou Can shook his head hard. What the hell is this? Something even more magical happened as he thought about it. An interface appeared in front of him. [Zhou Can, Intern.] [Pathology Diagnosis, Level Two. Current EXP: 89.5/100. Outstanding House Officer-level diagnosis ability.] A surgical legend was in the making.

[You have transmigrated, named Gu Sheng, and are a farm boy.] [This is a dynasty in chaos, where demons and monsters lurk and bandits run rampant; as someone at the bottom, you face hellish survival difficulties.] [You decide to lay low.] [You awaken a mastery panel.] [You breathe a sigh of relief, you can start grinding.] [You grind Chopping Wood to Perfect, chopping bones and breaking tendons with ease.] [You grind archery to Perfect, becoming a godlike archer who can hit a louse at a hundred paces.] [You learn the Iron Stone Fist, set foot on the path of a Martial Artist, and grind it to Perfect, with punches as heavy as a million pounds.] …… [You learn the Longevity Eternal Youth True Art, greatly extending your lifespan, giving you more time to grind, and greater hope to lay low.] …… [You grind to the limit, steadily laying low, and one day you suddenly realize, you are invincible.]

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Skyscraper's rooftop. Fang Cheng is sweating heavily, relentlessly training. 1000 airborne clapping push-ups. 1000 two-finger push-ups. 1000 one-arm pull-ups. 1000 one-arm handstand push-ups. 1000 single-leg squats. Plus, holding a dragon flag and a Baki plank for one hour. Looking in the mirror, Fang Cheng shows a satisfied expression. "All six skills are maxed out, I can finally synthesize the mythic talent, Asura's body." Neon-lit chaotic dark city, countless crimson eyes lurking around. Conglomerates, serial killers, cultists, gene-modified beings, rebel groups… Fang Cheng, with his panel, intrudes into this seemingly ordinary mysterious world. Gaining experience and cultivating through push-ups. Fitness, boxing, sanda, parkour, meditation, breathing, qigong… Each seemingly ordinary skill achieves unimaginable heights. Pushing human limits ever higher, crushing every so-called "monster." Until — becoming the god of the new world!

A full dive VR game has been released, A New World. While it is not the only VR game in the world, this one has one advantage over others: Being able to play it even while sleeping. Like one would think, many people jumped to try and claim the first headsets. Mostly gamers, but some other types of people too. Our MC, Eldrian, is naturally a gamer who could not wait but to try it. Quickly he and everyone else who bought the headsets found themselves in a world, not just a game. While realism is nice and all, the amount they were given was just too much... Players started taking emotional tolls from playing the game, and when the company made a shocking announcement. This was amplified. -------------------------- Chapter Length: 1500-2000 words (Chapters 1-390ish) Chapter Length: 1200-1400 words (Chapters 390-1000ish) Chapter Length: 1500-2000 words (Chapters 1000ish-?) Updates: Once a month (I'll try, but work life isn't easy). --------------------------

Lynch crosses over to the Wizard World and becomes a Wizard Apprentice specializing in Biological Transformation, armed with a Skill Level system. Thus... He equips a lizard with bat wings, transforming it into a ferocious yet adorable Dragon Attribute creature. He transplants gastric mucosa to the Cannibal Flower to enhance its digestive system. He equips the Poisonous Mushroom with a mouthpiece, transforming it into a Little Spraying Mushroom. Transplanting eyeballs, modifying organs, adding limbs... From a little wizard, he hustles his way to becoming the master of the world, starting from the transformation of low-level Magic Plants until he creates an Angel.

A story about a traveler who crossed into a parallel universe, relying on his Proficiency ability to continuously grind experience and become stronger.

You had taken up the Student profession You had now reached level 7. Acquired skills: elementary school knowledge, junior school knowledge, and senior high school knowledge. You took the university entrance exam and scored full marks. Your have been upgraded to level 9, and you have activated the profession-change interface. You became a scientist and gained R&D skills. You used R&D skills and gained space fortress-building technology. You used R&D skills and gained starship technology. You are now invincible.

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