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Crossing into an alternate world, Daniel possessed the [Omniscient Appraisal System] that can tell the value and origin of any item. As a result, Daniel participated in the wildly popular online Container Hunt and began live streaming: [I'm in Libertopia, Live Streaming My Treasure Hunt!] Netizens warned Daniel: Container Hunt is all a scam, it's impossible to find a real treasure. However, what Daniel did next leaves viewers gobsmacked. He bid 500 StellarCoins(1 StellarCoins=1 US dollar) on a batch of luggage looted by pirates, finding a high-end custom-made luggage bag, worth 10,000 StellarCoins! He discovered a well-known painting from Serenalia, titled "Hundred Horses," dated 300 years ago, assessed at 50 million StellarCoins! He found a relic from the Atlantean civilization, causing a global archaeological uproar! He stumbled upon a world-famous painting stolen from a Libertopia museum fifty years ago, titled "Portrait of a Woman," which sends collectors around the world into a frenzied bidding war! With the help of his system, Daniel can always find the best deals at Container Hunter Auctions, and even dominate the antique street, flea market, not to mention the real estate, stock, and investment industries! After Daniel's net worth skyrocketed, he lavishly invest in a private estate, and threw decadent parties in his rooftop garden filled with models. Married women, celebrities, wives... Turns out, being rich really is this much fun!

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.

Versetzt in eine alternative Welt, besaß Daniel das [Allwissende Bewertungssystem], das den Wert und die Herkunft jedes Gegenstandes bestimmen kann. Infolgedessen nahm Daniel am äußerst beliebten Online-Container Hunt teil und begann mit dem Live-Streaming: [Ich bin in Libertopia, Live-Streaming meiner Schatzsuche!] Netizens warnten Daniel: Container Hunt ist alles nur Betrug, es ist unmöglich, einen echten Schatz zu finden. Doch was Daniel als Nächstes tat, ließ die Zuschauer fassungslos zurück. Er bot 500 StellarMünzen (1 StellarMünze = 1 US-Dollar) auf eine Ladung von Piraten geplündertes Gepäck und fand eine hochwertige, maßgefertigte Reisetasche im Wert von 10.000 StellarMünzen! Er entdeckte ein bekanntes Gemälde aus Serenalia mit dem Titel „Hundert Pferde“, datiert auf vor 300 Jahren, geschätzt auf 50 Millionen StellarMünzen! Er fand ein Relikt der atlantischen Zivilisation, was einen weltweiten archäologischen Aufruhr verursachte! Er stieß auf ein weltberühmtes Gemälde, das vor fünfzig Jahren aus einem Museum in Libertopia gestohlen wurde, mit dem Titel „Porträt einer Frau“, was Sammler auf der ganzen Welt in einen frenetischen Bieterkrieg stürzte! Mit Hilfe seines Systems kann Daniel immer die besten Angebote bei den Container-Hunter-Auktionen finden und sogar die Antiquitätenstraße und den Flohmarkt dominieren, ganz zu schweigen von der Immobilien-, Aktien- und Investmentbranche! Nachdem Daniels Nettovermögen in die Höhe geschossen war, investierte er verschwenderisch in ein privates Anwesen und veranstaltete dekadente Partys in seinem mit Models gefüllten Dachgarten. Verheiratete Frauen, Prominente, Ehefrauen ... Es stellt sich heraus, reich zu sein macht wirklich so viel Spaß!

I had the worst life someone could ever have..all i ever wanted was a peaceful time. When i was crossing through crosswalk a Truck hit me, i died on the spot, and woke up as a Tree. The worst thing is, that its on empty field and literally nothing is happening!!

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Xia Zhihuai was a top-tier star who rose to fame at a young age. However, after his group disbanded, he encountered a series of unexpected accidents, facing a streak of bad luck. One day, the police asked him to claim a three-and-a-half-year-old runaway child who claimed to be his younger sister. When they first met, the little one had a serious expression and solemnly told him that he was about to face a big wave of bad luck. Xia Zhihuai rolled his eyes in disbelief, thinking, "Who would believe such nonsense?" However, a few days later, Xia Zhihuai lost all his resources and completely faded from the spotlight. In pain and frustration, he resolutely went back to hold onto little Wanwan's short legs, begging, "Boss, help me." But Wanwan replied, "Helping for you is impossible. Brother, you'd better come back home and farm with me." Since returning to his hometown and starting farming, Xia Zhihuai felt that his previous self was a fool. Why struggle when living a leisurely life as a slacker? Every day, he enjoyed the spiritual fruits and vegetables, witnessed his cute little sister's full of enthusiasm, and also live-streamed the daily life of farming in the countryside. Watching various top-tier figures from different realms paying big money for his family's produce, Xia Zhihuai's life became more and more comfortable. On the other hand, seeing her brother becoming more plump, Wanwan fell into contemplation. "Why are other people's brothers so outstanding while my brother is a lazy bone?" So every day, Wanwan asked, "Fellow immortals, how can I motivate my brother to strive for progress? Waiting online, quite urgent."

Author : Kim Su Ji Novel romansa fantasi tragis tentang Thalia Roem Ghirta, seorang putri yang lahir dari hubungan gelap. Ia tumbuh dalam lingkungan penuh kebencian dan ketidakpedulian keluarganya, menjadikannya sosok yang terasing. Cerita berfokus pada perjuangan hidup dan kisah tragis Thalia di tengah permusuhan. Lahir dari hubungan terlarang, Putri Kekaisaran Thalia Roem Ghirta yang bernasib malang tumbuh menjadi sosok yang menyimpang di dunia yang menolaknya. Dengan orang tua yang acuh tak acuh, saudara tiri yang bermusuhan, dan para pelayan yang memperlakukannya dengan hina, ia bertahan hidup dengan menunjukkan duri-durinya kepada siapa pun yang berani mendekat.

The sequel to Hunting the Field Guide. Kellen thought that his troubles were over. He'd dealt with the issue of the Poison Gate, he'd saved his sister, and he found out the location of where his trusty fellow Field Guide was located. As far as he was concerned, things were finally looking up for him. He could finally, finally live out the peaceful life he'd wished for when he'd first left the Front Lines. But then the E.A.G. reared it's old head. A hydra, a beast that just wouldn't die, Kellen was at his damn wit's end. All he wanted was to live out the life he'd literally carved out for himself. He just wanted to be happy with his Captain. Why was it so damn hard? ~ Meanwhile, Brent Jameson just wanted to be left alone. A man who knew he could have exceptional talent, Brent just wanted to do what he loved. Sleep around, escort people through Gates, and drink his problems away whenever he wanted to. He did not want to be the new Head of a Guild. That sounded like the exact opposite of what a man like him would want to do. He also didn't want to be attached. Maybe Kellen was right and he had a type, and maybe he avoided that kind of person, but hey, he was just a guy. He couldn't be with someone when he was worried at any minute that he could be teleported away from them and dropped into the ocean. Hell, it was dangerous for him to even have friends. Now that he was back 'home' with his lovely, wonderful family, he knew that he had made the right choice. Brent was better off alone.