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Nursing The Mafia Boss

Nursing The Mafia Boss

"I'm the leader of the Italian mafia. Now, do you understand?" I replied casually. Her beautiful face pales as she falls back on her ass, her eyes wider than ever. She looked positively frightened. "Oh God…this isn't happening..." she slaps a hand over her mouth, shaking her head in denial as fresh bouts of tears streamed down her face. "How did I get myself into this?" She sobs. "Hey.. eyes up here, Genevieve," I said waving the gun in her face to get her attention. She looks up at me in apprehension. "Please, sir… I'm begging you, don't kill me. I'll do anything... just please.."  she trails off, her shoulders shaking with the force of her sobs. Now that's very interesting. "You'll do anything I say?" I asked, stroking her cheek as she held her breath. "Yes.." she replied swiftly, nodding her head. "Okay."  I stood back up to my full 6ft 2 height looking down at her. "I want you to give me an heir." ******** Lorenzo Barbieri was shot and wounded in a gun smuggling shipment. Genevieve was abducted by unknown men and forced to treat the Italian mafia boss--Lorenzo Barbieri. Lorenzo Barbieri needs an heir. He used every possible means to force Genevieve to marry him. Their lives are now entwined, leading to a loveless marriage. Soon after, Lorenzo's brother finds Genevieve was his childhood sweetheart. And he decided to pursue her. What will Lorenzo do when he realizes he has already fallen for Genevieve? Will he do something to win back her heart?
Urban
198 Chs
Working in a Nursing Home with a Hot Male Coworker (BL)

Working in a Nursing Home with a Hot Male Coworker (BL)

Kai is a 28 year old nurse. He works in a nursing home called Shady Pines. He works the overnight shift three days a week. He has been at his job for four years and has many residents and coworkers he enjoys. Recently, a new nurse's assistant began working, who happens to work the same nights as Kai. Unfortunately, the coworker seems to like teasing him. Liam, the tall, muscular, handsome CNA seems to have a thing for Kai. A slice-of-life boy love story set in a nursing home, written by a nurse who works the same shift in one. Yes, these things really could happen in a nursing home. ‐------‐-------------------- Some common terms used in a nursing home setting: ‐------‐--------------------- CNA - Certified nursing assistant. They are licensed to provide direct patient care under the supervision of a nurse. They may assist with activities of daily living such as toilet use, transfers, showers and eating. QMA - Qualified Medication Assistant. Many nursing homes will have QMAs working. They are a cheaper alternative to a nurse and unfortunately are often interchanged with licensed nurses even though the cannot legally assess patients. They are CNAs that have underwent a special program that allows them to pass medications under the supervision of a nurse. Resident - For most patients, a nursing home is their actual home. The correct term for someone living in a nursing home is resident. It is seen as more respectful and humanizing. Lift - A device used to assist residents to and from bed, a wheelchair or the toilet. They are different types of lifts. The most common lift is a hover lift. This is used to lift a resident into the air then lower their body to a surface. This is safer for residents who are unable to move their bodies appropriately. It also helps to prevent workplace injuries. **** This is my zany BL where my ADHD is allowed to run free. if you are looking for a well-planned BL which has two people fall into a deep, soul mate, forbidden love which will prevail against all odds, please see "The King Loves the Court Bard" which I am proud of. http://wbnv.in/a/9diXXtk
LGBT+
125 Chs
Can you share some funny nursing clinical stories?
Well, in a pediatric ward, a little girl was getting a shot. She was so brave and told the nurse 'I'm a superhero, so this won't hurt me'. But as soon as the needle went in, she let out a big 'owww' and then said 'Maybe I'm just a sidekick today'. The nurse couldn't help but laugh.
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2024-11-09 08:57
What are some of the most memorable funny nursing clinical stories?
A male nurse was helping an elderly patient with his bath. The patient was a bit confused and thought the nurse was his grandson. So he started giving the nurse advice on how to court girls. The nurse just went along with it, and it was really a comical situation. The patient's stories were quite interesting too, and they both had a good laugh in the end.
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2024-11-09 11:40
What are the most common Nursing Clinical Horror Stories?
Medication errors are quite common. For example, giving a double dose of a strong painkiller. Another common one is miscommunication. Like when the doctor's orders are not clearly communicated to the nurse, leading to improper treatment. And then there are cases of patient falls due to insufficient supervision.
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2024-11-05 00:47
Can you share some Nursing Clinical Horror Stories?
One horror story I've heard was about a nurse who accidentally administered the wrong medication to a patient. The patient had a severe allergic reaction, and it was a race against time to save them. Luckily, the medical team managed to stabilize the patient in the end, but it was a terrifying experience for everyone involved.
2 answers
2024-11-05 01:02
Can you share some interesting Nursing School Clinical Stories?
Sure. One time in nursing school clinical, I was assigned to an elderly patient. He was so kind and told me all about his life in the old days while I was taking his vitals. It was like a history lesson and a patient - care session combined.
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2024-11-11 01:21
What are some interesting Nursing Student First Clinical Day Stories?
One story could be a nursing student was so nervous on the first clinical day that they accidentally called the doctor by the wrong name. But the doctor was really kind and just laughed it off, which made the student feel more at ease.
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2024-11-28 02:50
What are the most memorable Nursing School Clinical Stories you've heard?
There was a story about a student who was in the maternity ward during clinicals. She got to assist in a birth and was completely in awe. It was such a beautiful and life - changing experience for her, and it made her want to specialize in maternity nursing.
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2024-11-11 07:04
Can you tell me some memorable Nursing Student First Clinical Day Stories?
Many nursing students have stories about their first clinical day. One such story could be about a student who was placed in the emergency room on their first day. They were shocked by how chaotic and fast - paced it was. However, they quickly learned to stay calm and assist the nurses. They saw how the nurses multitasked, from treating a patient with a broken bone to dealing with someone having a heart attack. This made the student understand the high - pressure environment of the ER and motivated them to improve their skills.
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2024-11-28 20:21
Can you share some funny nursing stories?
Sure. One time, a nurse was trying to give a little boy a shot. The boy was so scared and kept saying he was brave like a superhero. Right when the nurse was about to inject, the boy shouted 'Spider - Man power!' and accidentally kicked the nurse's hand, making the syringe fly across the room. Everyone burst into laughter.
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2024-11-01 17:56
Can you share some nursing funny stories?
Well, there was this incident where a nurse was giving a child a shot. The child was so brave and told the nurse that he wanted a 'big boy' band - aid after. But when the nurse actually gave the shot, the child let out a little yelp and then immediately said 'I still want the big boy band - aid though!'. It was really cute and made everyone in the room laugh.
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2024-11-07 17:26
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