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Dr. Dalton Wyatt, a world-renowned scientist and inventor, is transmigrated into the body of a high school student named Dalton Wyatt, who committed suicide due to unfortunate circumstances and a complicated life. The new world is completely different yet similar to Dr. Wyatt's homeworld, Earth. Unlike the peaceful Earth, where humans fight other humans, this new world is plagued by dungeons and monsters. People here fight monsters for the survival of humanity. Mortal humans are not strong enough to fight these mythical and legendary creatures. Thankfully, some blessed humans can actively control their souls to manifest soul power and become Card Apprentices, fighting for humanity's chance at survival. Card Apprentices are people who contract Grimoires and use various powerful yet resourceful cards to fight off monsters and conquer dungeons. Grimoires provide Card Apprentices with abilities like Card Creation and Card Fusion. Most importantly, they allow Card Apprentices to display their full potential in a card fight. Even though this world has the concept of science, it is not focused on electronics and industrialization like Earth. Here, the world has cards for every little thing, eliminating the need for electronics. This new world is highly focused around Grimoire abilities, Card Creation and Card Fusion. Coming to a world where money could literally buy him strength, Dr. Wyatt had to earn money for his survival. But thanks to his otherworldly information and knowledge, Card Creation comes easily to Dr. Wyatt compared to other Card Apprentices. Dr. Wyatt creates and sells various perfect, powerful, and resourceful cards to earn money and grow stronger step by step in this monster-ridden world for his survival. ... “What did you say? Making good cards is hard? Bah! Card making couldn’t be easier!” “Trash materials! Let me teach you that there are no trash materials, only trash card makers.” [Bloody Veins - G rank, Mortal grade] [Nylon Rope G rank, Mortal grade] [White Core - G rank, Mortal grade] Card creation… complete! [ Card Name - Bloody Rope Card Type - Item card Card Rank - E rank, Common grade Card Rating - 3 stars Card Durability - (100/100) Card Effect - Bloody rope can be used to bind opponents. If bound on open wounds additional effects of paralysis and blood drain activates unconditionally.] “Oh my God! You used a G-rank Mortal-grade core, but how did you create an E-rank Common-grade card with a 3-star rating and full durability? This is a dream! Yes, I am dreaming! I didn't wake up today. I'm still in my bed, dreaming!”

"Doctor, it seems there's something wrong with my emotions." "There's a clown in the West City circus who can make everyone laugh. I think he can certainly help you." "But Doctor... I am that clown." "..." ...... Waking up in a strange room, Leonard Churchill finds himself lying next to a stunning woman. Assuming good fortune has come knocking, but the eerie part is, she's a corpse without any heartbeat or breath. Just when he thinks he's been roped into a bizarre murder scene, After a closer inspection, He realizes, Shockingly, she isn't human! This is a fantastical world after the Great Catastrophe, under the fog-covered land lies countless Underground Cities left by the ancients. A Treasure Hunter wearing a clown mask travels alone in the dark. He is Joker Leonard Churchill, the Catastrophe King! PS. If you're out of books to read, you can check out the already fixed 3 million+ sales old book "Mechanical Alchemist".

On Blue Sea Star, there exists a transcendent group that controls various unimaginable powers through armed cards, known as — Star Card Masters. Su Yuan had transmigrated, bringing along a system that could enhance his own Star Cards. Awakening of the Transformation Realm Soul Awakening Card = Top-Tier Talent Soul Card "Azure Sky Phoenix" Perfect Level Wind Walking: Evades certain ranged attacks! Perfect Level Gray Flame Strike: Twin Gray Flame Strikes in unison! Perfect Level Elemental Magnetism Pressure: Gravity Domain! Perfect Level Space Cut: Boundary Breaking Line! Perfect Steel Flame Finger + Perfect Hardened Iron Armor = Golden Burning Hand! ... Starting from enhancing his initial Soul Awakening Card, Su Yuan gradually ascended to the ultimate realm of Star Card Masters!

She was a medical expert, talented and beautiful. She was reborn as his little wife. Her in-laws did not like her, her husband did not love her, and she was as timid as a mouse. She was weak and easy to bully. When she became her, her goal was to flirt with him, flirt with him, flirt with him! One day, she stood in front of him with a mischievous expression. "Young Master Si, I heard that you have a crush on me? " Si Zhanbei raised his head and glanced at her. He stretched out his big hand and pulled her into his embrace. "Wife, this is a love affair. " So... ... The result of flirting with him was that the sheep went into the tiger's mouth ...

Zheng Ming, who had transmigrated to another world, carried with him a set of Hero Cards which, given enough Prestige Points, could summon the heroes from these cards: With the power of these heroes, you could cut down enemies while on horseback, scale walls and rooftops with ease, unleash a Celestial Flying Immortal attack, and even command the might to bewitch the heavens and earth! Of course, riding your sword through the Nine Heavens, vanquishing demons between earth and sky was not just a dream, nor was it impossible to transform into the Ancient Golden Crow, scorching the heavens and boiling the seas...

In the world of card games, myths from China will be re-established! Mythical legends of Earth will also become myths in this world! In this world of cards, with cards as the medium, the birth of myths is welcomed! What does it matter if the body is weak? What if suffering from muscle weakness? In this world without character cards, only equipped with weapon cards and skill cards, I will create a new genre! Starting with the Summoning Card: Nezha, the Third Lotus Prince! Give the world a shock from China!

#Gold Tier Winner of WFP26; Setting in the fictional world of Gaia, where special individuals can awaken certain powers within their souls. They are called Arcana Masters. Some awaken beasts, some awaken weapons, while some awaken the power of plants. Some people train to become stronger so that they have the power to protect loved ones, some wish to use it for revenge, some wish to live longer, while some want to be free and use their power however they wish. Yet, there exists a clan, where the descendants only exist to grant death to others so that life and death remain balanced. Follow the journey of Azrael Garcia, the heir of the cursed clan of Death, as he forms friendships while facing betrayals, meeting love, and cutting down enemies in the process. ************** Note: Author isn't born in an English-speaking nation and has no editor either. So, please be understanding if there are any grammatical errors. ************** Author's other contracted novels: War Online, Weapon Seller in the world of magic Author's other notable works: The Last Slytherin, The Sharingan Hyuga, Prince of Kpop ************** You can also support the Author through Patreon or buy a coffee on Ko-fi.com https://www.patreon.com/snowstar https://ko-fi.com/snowstar5061

Shen Sui has traveled to an era of Duel Cards, obtaining cards used for dueling from the Otherworld by directing Soul Card Followers to act. However, Shen Sui feels that his Soul Card, a girl named Alice, has some issues. [Alice is exploring the War God Temple.] [Alice finds it boring and uses arson on the Temple.] [Ding! You have obtained the Spell Card: Contempt] [Alice finds the statue indecent.] [Alice uses a shattering strike targeting the lower part of the statue.] [Ding! You have obtained the Spell Card: Desecration] [The War God Balgas awakens from slumber, extremely angry. Alice's life is in imminent danger.] [Alice sends out a plea for help.] [Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!] What are you doing again, Al-ice!

Daniel was a Game Designer who live an ordinary life. He was killed on a day when it should be the happiest day of his life as he was so close to publishing his card game. Lured to his death by his girlfriend. He become a sacrifice of some kind of ritual and died. He then got resurrected for an unknown reason along with getting the power to actualize all of the cards in his card game to the real world. Whether it was the spell, Artifact, or even a powerful creature! All can be actualized! Are you a mage and a genius Artificer? I have a Forbidden Tome of Artificing of the lost civilization. Are you interested? If so, become my pupil then! Are you a Vampire lord and the head of the most powerful vampire clan in the modern world? Now, where I kept that Legendary Vlad Dracula-The First Ancestor of The Vampire card? The holy warrior from the Vatican knocking on my door? How about meeting my bodyguard? Michaela-Defender of The Faith. (Female version of Michael) Did someone just summon an all-powerful Demon and sent it to kill me? They even sacrifice thousands of mage souls and many priceless treasures to do that. Let's test my common spell card. The almighty [Unsummon] spell! Good luck in summoning that thing again! With this power, Daniel will take his revenge on whoever did this to him and create his own empire. His magic civilization!

This is both a work of science fiction and an exploration of the meaning of life, love, literature and art. Brainpower is no longer the main ingredient for being human in this far distant future world. Spirituality, physical balance, and diligence all come together as integrity for Chen Mu, the Card Apprentice. The cards which Chen Mu masters in his own scrappy way, distill all the powers of the cosmos – human and nonhuman – into something that is not a book, not technology, and neither art nor magic, but is these and more. Learn about these strange cards, which can embody everything you might imagine for the future of technology, but also a future beyond technology which promotes the best, and sometimes the worst, from mankind’s past.