funny new dad stories

Once, a new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He got the diaper on backwards and the baby just looked at him with this confused expression. It was hilarious.

One common element is their inexperience. For example, new dads often struggle with simple tasks like dressing the baby properly. Another is their over - enthusiasm. They get so excited about doing things with their new baby that they sometimes forget important details. And of course, the unexpected reactions of the babies also add to the humor. Like when a dad tries to play peek - a - boo and the baby just stares at him blankly instead of laughing.

Sure. One new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He opened the diaper and the baby peed right in his face. He was so shocked but then he just started laughing.

When I was a kid, my dad tried to build a treehouse. He had all these grand plans. But in the end, the treehouse was so wobbly that it looked like it would fall apart any second. We all laughed about it and he said it was 'artistically unsteady'.

When I was at a school fair and about to ride a rickety old roller coaster, my dad inspected it thoroughly. He pointed out every little loose bolt and told the operator it wasn't safe for his 'precious child'. The operator was a bit annoyed but fixed the issues. Dad stood there the whole time to make sure I had a safe ride. It was both funny and heartwarming to see him be so protective.

One funny dad birth story is about a dad who was so nervous during the delivery that he fainted right when the baby was about to be born. When he woke up, he saw his wife holding the baby and he was so embarrassed. Another one is a dad who accidentally locked himself out of the delivery room while running to get ice chips for his wife. He had to bang on the door until a nurse let him back in. And there was a dad who thought the baby would come out clean as a whistle, but when he first held the newborn, the baby pooped all over his new shirt.

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Sure. One time my dad was trying to fix the sink. He had all these tools spread out and when he finally thought he got it right, he turned on the water and it sprayed everywhere. He just stood there soaking wet, looking so surprised and we all couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. Once my dad tried to fix the sink. He ended up getting water all over himself. He looked like a drowned rat but was laughing so hard at his own clumsiness.