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Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
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Girlfriend Teases Friend: Funny Stories
One time, my girlfriend teased her friend by imitating his funny walk. We were all at the park and she started doing this hilarious exaggerated version of how he walks when he's in a hurry. It made everyone laugh so hard, including the friend himself. He was a good sport about it and started doing his walk even more exaggeratedly, turning it into a sort of impromptu comedy show.
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2024-11-30 06:15
Dinner with friend: Funny stories to share.
During dinner, my friend told me a hilarious story. He had tried to bake a cake for his sister's birthday but accidentally used salt instead of sugar. The look on his sister's face when she tasted it was priceless. He quickly ran to the store to buy a real cake.
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2024-11-21 21:42
Share some smartass funny friend stories.
My friend and I were at a restaurant. When the waiter asked if we wanted dessert, my friend said, 'Only if it comes with a side of less calories.' The waiter just stared at him for a second before laughing. Another time, we were camping and my friend tried to make a fire. He kept blowing on the kindling like crazy and said, 'Come on, little fire, be like me, full of hot air.' It was so silly but hilarious.
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2024-11-11 15:59
Tell me some funny friend stories.
One time my friend tried to bake a cake. She followed the recipe wrong and ended up with a pancake - like thing. It was hilarious when she served it and we all just burst out laughing.
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2024-11-24 11:06
Share some friend zone funny stories.
A friend of mine had a female friend who would always call him to fix things around her house. He thought it was a sign she liked him. But when he finally confessed his feelings, she was shocked and said 'I thought you were just my handy - man friend!'. He was so embarrassed, but now we all laugh about it.
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2024-10-25 11:56
Share some funny best friend stories.
Once, my best friend and I decided to bake a cake. But we got so distracted by singing and dancing that we completely forgot about the cake in the oven. When we finally remembered, it was black as coal. We just looked at each other and burst out laughing.
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2024-11-27 01:57
What are some funny best friend stories?
Once, my best friend and I were at a concert. We were dancing like crazy and she accidentally bumped into a really tall guy. She looked up at him and just started laughing uncontrollably. The guy was so nice and started laughing with her. It was such a funny moment that we always remember when we think of that concert.
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2024-12-02 09:26
What are some of the most memorable funny friend stories?
My friend and I were at a zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. But he thought it was funny to try and feed a goat with a piece of his sandwich. The goat chased him around the pen and he was screaming while running. It was super funny.
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2024-11-22 15:12
Tell me some funny imaginary friend stories.
When I was little, I had an imaginary friend called Glitter. Glitter was a fairy who lived in my closet. I used to tell my mom that Glitter didn't like peas, so I couldn't eat them either. Looking back, it was a really funny way to avoid eating vegetables.
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2024-12-04 16:45
Can you share some funny best friend stories?
Sure. Once my best friend and I decided to have a baking day. We were making a cake but got the recipe all wrong. Instead of a fluffy cake, we ended up with something that looked like a flat pancake. We laughed so hard that we almost cried.
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2024-12-11 23:22
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