very very short funny story

A guy goes to the doctor. 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.' Doctor says, 'I think you need a psychiatrist, not a doctor.' Guy says, 'Yes, I know.' Doctor asks, 'So why did you come here?' Guy replies, 'Well, your light was on.'

A skeleton walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a beer and a mop.'

Well, here's one. A chicken walks into a library and goes up to the librarian and says, 'Book, book, book!' The librarian gives it a book and it walks out. That's a short and funny one for you!

Gag. A gag is a really short and often extremely funny bit of a story. It's like a quick punch - line or a comical situation that's over in a flash but leaves you in stitches.

A very funny short story typically has elements like a unique premise, funny wordplay, and a fast-paced plot that keeps the reader engaged and laughing throughout. Also, having characters with quirky personalities can add to the humor.

A cat went to the vet. The vet asked, 'Is this cat male or female?' The owner said, 'Well, I think it's male because he's lifting up his leg when he pees.' The vet said, 'Well, that's not necessarily true. My cat is female and she lifts her leg when she pees.' The owner replied, 'Oh. Well, why does your cat do that?' The vet said, 'She likes to show off she's been to the vet.' This is a light - hearted and funny story for kids with a bit of silly animal - related humor.

The characteristics of a very very very short story include simplicity. It doesn't have complex plotlines or numerous characters. For example, 'Bird flew. Sky was blue.' Also, it can be highly suggestive. Since it's so short, it makes the reader think more. Like 'Light went out. Silence.' It makes you wonder why the light went out and what the silence means. These stories are often about capturing a moment or a basic human experience in the most minimal way.

Once upon a time, a boy found a key. He opened a door and saw a magical world.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Once a man went to a restaurant. He ordered a steak. When the waiter brought it, the man said, 'Waiter, this steak is so tough I can't cut it with my knife.' The waiter replied, 'Sir, that steak is so tender that it can't even hold a knife.'