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a very funny short story

a very funny short story

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When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
General
1375 Chs
The supporting character's harem is very normal

The supporting character's harem is very normal

Hm... Fantasy battle, smart MC, smart heroins, supper plot twist...etc... are all things that... this novel doesn't have. This place only has... Stupid MC, Normal heroins, normal plot, slice of life and... some sh*t thing. I just want to write what I want no matter how bad it is. ( ' 3') --------------- After going bankrupt, with nothing left in his hands, Lathel died at the age of 50. After his death, a god offered him a chance to go to another world and help the male protagonists. His mission was to solve the problems surrounding the heroines so that the male protagonists could easily get along with them. To be more precise, his job was similar to that of a chef. He would Process the ingredients and cook a sumptuous feast, while the male protagonists just needed to sit at the table and enjoy it. After completing his mission, he was threatened by a stranger. In the face of this threat Lathel just smiled and decided to commit suicide. After he died, those heroines also dropped their facade and revealed their true nature. Lathel once again met the god who helped him. This time, the god allowed him to choose the world he wanted to go to as a gift for completing his task. He then chose a Fantasy world, a place most men dreamt of. However, the Fantasy world had too many people to choose from, moreover the number of main character and antagonist slots were all full. In the end, Lathel accepted to take on the role of an extremely weak supporting character to go to the Fantasy world. However, this time he didn't need to work or help the main character. He just needed to not affect the main character's development. Lathel: “Hm... as long as it doesn't affect the main character... then... Can I make a harem?” God: “Of course.” Lathel: “Hm... so... I just need to avoid the main character's woman.” God: “That's right. You just need to try to survive in that world. Ah! I will give you a system that will help you have a good life in that world. I Hope you enjoy this new life.” Lathel: “Um! So my harem will consist of lackluster women, it seems like a peaceful life is waiting for me.” God: “Hm... not really...” *** See the character's pic here: https://twitter.com/HikaruKiki1111
Fantasy
537 Chs
Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."
Urban
343 Chs
Short, funny, short, and funny story
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2026-03-04 17:55
Short funny story
There was a fox who wanted to write an article about himself, so he began to write: My First Writing The first time I wrote was when I found an old notebook in the forest with many interesting stories and legends written on it. I was inspired to write a novel about an adventure. I spent a few hours writing my story. I wrote down many details, including the characters 'personalities and appearances, as well as the development of the plot. I was very excited because I could finally show off my writing ability. However, when I tried to submit my story, I found that my laptop couldn't connect to the Internet. I tried to connect to the computer and the computer, but it didn't work. I was very frustrated because I couldn't upload my story to the Internet. However, at this moment, a rabbit passed by my position and saw the story I was writing. He was very interested, so I showed him my story. The rabbit finished reading the story and said,"This story is very interesting, but I want to remind you that your writing skills still need to be improved." I was very surprised because the rabbit was a how could he look at me like that. So I asked him how to become a successful one. Rabbit told me that he spent hours every day writing his stories and then reviewing and editing them. He also told me that he had been working hard to improve his writing ability because he believed that writing was a skill that needed constant practice to improve. After hearing B. Rabbit's words, I began to realize that writing required not only creativity but also patience and persistence. So I decided to spend a few hours every day starting tomorrow to write a story and review and edit it. I believe that as long as I persevere, I will definitely become a successful one.
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2024-09-20 23:25
Short funny story
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of wine. He took a sip and suddenly felt unwell. He rushed to the toilet. When he came out, he found a woman vomiting in the toilet. The man was very unhappy when he saw this scene, so he walked over and asked in a bad tone,"Why are you vomiting here?" Are you still going to vomit on me?" The woman looked up at the man and said innocently,"Who are you?" Why should I answer your question in English?" The man was stunned for a moment and thought for a moment before saying,"I'm an alien who came here to learn the human language." The woman was stunned and ran out screaming.
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2024-09-02 07:43
Tell me a funny short short story.
Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'
2 answers
2024-12-06 07:49
A short and funny historical story
In ancient times, there was a warrior named Alexander the Great. He led his army and conquered the entire Alexander Continent. In one battle, he encountered an army decorated with gold and jewels. These troops were very gorgeous and Alexander was very afraid. However, Alexander did not give up. He launched a strategic attack and defeated the gold and jewelry decorated army in a fierce offensive. Alexander was very happy that he rewarded everyone who killed the gold and jewelry decorated army and decided to conquer these powerful enemies again in the next battle. However, in the next battle, Alexander encountered an army in tattered clothes, which was also very powerful. Alexander was shocked. He asked the soldiers,"Why are you so powerful?" The soldiers replied,"Because we have no jewels or gold. We only have courage and perseverance." Alexander laughed and decided to defeat these enemies again in the next battle. In the next battle, Alexander and his army once again launched a fierce attack on the gold and jewelry decorated army and defeated them in a fierce offensive. Alexander was very happy that he rewarded everyone who killed the gold and jewelry decorated army and decided to conquer these powerful enemies again in the next battle. However, in the next battle, Alexander encountered an army in shabby clothes. These troops were also very powerful. Alexander asked the soldiers,"Why are you so strong?" The soldiers replied,"Because we have no jewels or gold. We only have courage and perseverance." After hearing this, Alexander laughed again and decided not to use jewelry and gold to decorate his army. He led his army in tattered clothes and launched an attack on these powerful enemies. In the last battle, Alexander and his army successfully defeated these powerful enemies and ended this ridiculous historical story.
1 answer
2024-09-21 00:07
Short story, funny romance
Here are a few recommended funny romance stories: " I Have a Sweet Movie King ": The female lead is a reincarnated koi, and the male lead is a movie king in the entertainment industry. The sweet love between the two is full of jokes and divine operations. 2. < Follow Me, Bad Friends >: A story of a group of friends who have their own achievements conquering the world together. These novels were full of fun and humor, suitable for readers who liked funny stories.
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2025-01-12 10:40
Word for short funny story
Joke. A joke is a very common word for a short funny story. It is usually short and aims to make people laugh by presenting an unexpected or humorous situation.
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2024-11-08 10:57
Name for a short funny story
'The Hilarious Haunted House'. In this story, instead of being truly scary, the haunted house is full of clumsy ghosts. They keep tripping over their own sheets and accidentally scaring each other rather than the people who visit.
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2024-12-09 20:37
Name for a short funny story
'The Day the Pants Rebelled'. This could be a really funny story where a pair of pants somehow gains a mind of its own and starts doing crazy things, like running away from the laundry pile or dancing around the room when no one is looking.
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2024-12-09 16:45
A short story of a funny story in the countryside
" Nested in the Mountain Village ": A complete work on farming in the mountain village, 3.39 million words. The first half was good, 7 points overall. The protagonist Wang Buping returned to the Wang Family Village to develop the mountain, raise animals, transplant things, and have many interesting things to do in the village. Although the latter half was mystical and dull, it was still worth reading. " Landscape Farmer ": A story about urban farming. The protagonist unexpectedly obtained the system and lived a wonderful life in the countryside. Although the author had problems with his mathematics and the updates were unstable, the description of the rural atmosphere was good. It was relaxed and warm, and it was worth reading. " Uchiha's personal opinion ": Naruto Doujin, the protagonist Uchiha Tokuhito takes the political route and creates the Tokuhito shogunate to unify the Shinjuku. At the beginning, it pointed out the conflict between clan power and public power. Although the writing was not good, the story was novel and refreshing. " Red Chamber: I Plant Vegetables in Grand View Garden ": A fictional historical story. The story involved the royal power. The male protagonist was Jia Jiu, and the female protagonists were Lin Daiyu and Xue Baochai. There were many female characters, each with their own characteristics. There is no small matter in the countryside: ancient farming text, rich in the taste of the countryside, there are top-grade relatives. Although the number of words was small, it was logical and coherent. It was warm and beautiful. I strongly recommend it. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-16 02:11
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