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This is the legendary story of Bruce Lee, an Eastern Daoist, whose life is intertwined with fate and love, constantly growing and making sacrifices. Bruce Lee was born into an ordinary family with no extraordinary gifts, but from a young age, he displayed exceptional perseverance. The turning point in his destiny came when he met his lover, a young lady from a bustling city, known for her gentle nature and ability to help countless people. Their meeting was fated, and their lives became forever bound together. Though they did not immediately form a bond, through endless adventures and challenges, their relationship gradually deepened. They relied on each other, facing life-and-death trials together. Over time, Bruce Lee realized that fate was not an unchangeable chain, but a story that he had the power to write.

Acquiring actual skills, interests and ideals... Is a hard task! How can you make sure, that everything you do is not an absolute waste of time, leading to less than nothing? Therefore, the main character of the story, the man affectionally called 'Nista' a name that, essentially, has no meaning, and "No meaning" is not the meaning of it either, obligates himself to nothing, aside from Visual novels! Reveling in his unemployed and severely uneducated life-style, refusing to go outside due to its dangers, the comfort of his life is challenged: unless poor Nista finds an actual job, his parents are going to stop sending him all the needed funds to slack away! So, o great' hero Nista... Can you depart on an adventure so dangerous, to seize the roots of a profession!?

Bruce was reincarnated as Bruce Wayne in a new DC Universe. Can he stop fate in a world that doesn't follow canon. WARNING: CAN'T PROMISE STABLE UPDATES! EXPECT MASS UPDATES ONE DAY OUT OF A MONTH!! I WRITE FOR FUN AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A STORY!!!

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El 1 de diciembre de 2022 el jurado del Concurso Nacional de Cuento "Hubert Lanssiers 2022", compuesto por los escritores Miluska Benavides, Leslie Guevara, Alejandro Neyra, Gustavo Rodríguez y Miguel Ruíz Effio, se reunió para elegir a los ganadores y menciones honrosas de dicho concurso. Se recibieron 151 relatos a nivel nacional, y se contó con un comité lector integrado por 80 voluntarios designados por Machucabotons Escuela de Escritura, para la lectura y preelección. Hecha la apertura de los sobres, la relación de ganadores quedó establecida de esta forma: Primer premio "Camel - Pulp" por Ostracista Seudónimo de EDWIN WALTER TOVAR CHUMPITAZ Segundo premio "Los cobardes no van al cielo" por Aaron Champi Seudónimo de EDWIN WALTER TOVAR CHUMPITAZ Se hace notar que es la primera vez en la historia del concurso que un participante recibe en simultáneo el primer y segundo premio. El jurado interpreta este hecho como un testimonio de talento literario y felicita el autor.

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Bruno Steinmetz es un niño rico, arrogante y mimado acostumbrado a los excesos, cuando su mejor amiga muere a causa de sus adicciones se ve obligado a escoger entre un centro de rehabilitación y un fisioterapéuta personal que le ayude a caminar de nuevo, para luego encaminar su vida, acepta, creyendo que puede manipular a sus padres de nuevo, sin saber que tendría junto a Isaac, una experiencia inolvidable.

Everyone wants to be the hero. They get the girls, the fame, the legendary adventures, the stories. At least that's what Don thinks, who can blame? He thinks he's got it all. The prophecy is all lined up for him, and he's strong, he's surely the hero. Right? Well what happens if you're not? What happens when actually, you aren't even in the main party, you're just tree 6? That's what Don finds out when he is invited to an academy where everyone he seemingly meets is better than him in one aspect or another. They are stronger specters, wielders, and many more adventures that are just better than him. He can't and won't be the hero... at least that's what everyone thinks. Despite everything he still pushes through. Why? Cus this is his story. No one else can define it. With such a mindset though, will it stick to the very end? Or will it break him, crushing his life and ruining it to pieces?

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.