water cycle funny stories

"Mine, mine, it's all mine. I'll just take a bite, I, I, I'll just take a bite!!!" Upon waking up, Hong Yuan had transmigrated to a chaotic world filled with monstrous demons, where life was as insignificant as grass. His aptitude was extremely poor, advancing his cultivation at a snail's pace. Even possessing a proficiency panel did nothing to help. At this rate, his highest achievement in life would likely only be as the steward of an outer sect. Luckily, he obtained an avatar of the Exotic Beast - Mysterious Water Snake. Hong Yuan discovered that as long as his Mysterious Water Snake avatar grows and evolves through devouring others, his original body’s [Life Span] and [Aptitude] could also increase infinitely! At the same time, the breakthrough of the original body's [Cultivation Technique] would revert, feeding his talent and power back to the Mysterious Water Snake avatar. Second order demon beast Mysterious Water Snake: An exotic beast capable of slightly manipulating water flow, is able to stir up monstrous waves in the rivers. Fourth order demon beast Ice Armor Python: Possesses formidable defensive power, can turn a scorching summer into a winter wonderland. ... Change of mountains and rivers, the shifting of time. The Mysterious Water Snake avatar defeated one heavenly talent after another, while Hong Yuan, hidden in the depths, laughed as he watched the storm.

After being confined in a mental asylum for years, Jin Jiuchi had just been released back to human habitation when he suddenly found himself trapped in a dangerous and thrilling survival game. Wait, is there something wrong with you all? Why do you look so scared? This world is so… exciting! For Jin Jiuchi, this beast in human clothing who was chained by society laws, the appearance of the Nightmare Cycle was akin to a dream come true! Drinking tea with a dismembered bride in a haunted apartment, dancing tango with the evil spirit in the depths of suicide forest, skipping rope with the ancient god in a forgotten civilization… Jin Jiuchi was so happy that he was going crazy! However, when he went crazy, all the players and NPCs in the cycle trembled in fear. *** There was only a beautiful jade doll who had never been afraid of him. Shen Nianzu called out softly, "Jin-ge." Jin Jiuchi, who was happily digging through a rotten corpse's stomach, suddenly dropped everything and zoomed in front of Shen Nianzu with a speed invisible to naked eyes. His eyes were curved into crescents as he asked, "What's wrong, Nian'er? Do you want to join me too?" Shen Nianzu was expressionless as he stared at the bloody man in front of him. Then he suddenly stretched out a hand, palm up. Confused, Jin Jiuchi placed his dirty paw in Shen Nianzu's hand and shook it. Shen Nianzu: “Good boy.” Jin Jiuchi: ? *** Lunatic drama king, wild beast gong x big beauty, cunning, strong-acting-weak shou Additional tags: top/gong/seme protagonist, action, supernatural, psychological, mystery, slow romance, ghosts, gore, monsters, beasts, shameless protagonist, survival game, teamwork, unlimited flow, horror, suspense, younger love interest Find me on: Instagram: delanasiwarka Discord: delanasiwarka#1490 Discord server: bit.ly/delanadiscord

``` Après avoir été confiné dans un asile pendant des années, Jin Jiuchi venait tout juste d'être relâché dans l'habitat humain lorsqu'il se retrouva soudainement piégé dans un dangereux et palpitant jeu de survie. Attendez, il y a quelque chose qui ne va pas chez vous tous ? Pourquoi avez-vous l'air si effrayés ? Ce monde est tellement… excitant ! Pour Jin Jiuchi, cette bête en habits humains qui avait été enchaînée par les lois de la société, l'apparition du Cycle des Cauchemars était comme un rêve devenu réalité ! Boire du thé avec une mariée démembrée dans un appartement hanté, danser le tango avec l'esprit maléfique dans les profondeurs de la forêt du suicide, sauter à la corde avec l'ancien dieu dans une civilisation oubliée... Jin Jiuchi était tellement heureux qu'il en devenait fou ! Cependant, quand lui devenait fou, tous les joueurs et PNJ dans le cycle tremblaient de peur. *** Il y avait seulement une belle poupée de jade qui n'avait jamais eu peur de lui. Shen Nianzu appela doucement, "Jin-ge." Jin Jiuchi, qui fouillait joyeusement dans le ventre pourrissant d'un cadavre, laissa soudainement tomber tout ce qu'il faisait et se précipita devant Shen Nianzu à une vitesse invisible à l'œil nu. Ses yeux s'arrondirent en croissants alors qu'il demandait, "Quel est le problème, Nian'er ? Tu veux te joindre à moi aussi ?" Shen Nianzu était inexpressif tandis qu'il fixait l'homme ensanglanté devant lui. Puis il tendit soudainement une main, paume vers le haut. Confus, Jin Jiuchi plaça sa patte sale dans la main de Shen Nianzu et la secoua. Shen Nianzu : « Bon garçon. » Jin Jiuchi : ? *** Roi du drame fou, bête sauvage gong x grande beauté, rusé, fort jouant le faible shou Tags supplémentaires : protagoniste top/gong/seme, action, surnaturel, psychologique, mystère, romance lente, fantômes, gore, monstres, bêtes, protagoniste effronté, jeu de survie, travail d'équipe, flux illimité, horreur, suspense, intérêt amoureux plus jeune Retrouvez-moi sur : Instagram : delanasiwarka Discord : delanasiwarka#1490 Serveur Discord : bit.ly/delanadiscord ```

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Lin Dong transmigrates into a world dominated by Fire Mages, where inhabitants show a cult-like worship of flame. After escaping from the burning house, he awakens the Tear of the Water God and discovers that he might become the only Water Mage here. "This fire, isn't anyone going to put it out?" "You... How dare you! You're seeking death!"

[Official Statement on Missing Content] Due to previous technical issues, certain content of this book was unfortunately missing. We are pleased to announce that the content has now been restored. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and invite readers to continue enjoying the novel. ----------------------------- A single beam of light could annihilate the world, a single blade of grass could sever the stars. Shen Qing transmigrated to a magnificent universe where immortals and mortals coexisted, becoming a lowly hunter. With the help of the Water Ink Panel, Shen Qing could endure the refinement of Qi-Blood and cultivate a hundred techniques. A technique, after a thousand hammerings, could border on art, and an art, after a hundred refinings, could border on Dao. From the common Bow Technique of rural hunting, to the Sky-Patrolling Sun Shooting Bow Technique; From the Nine Skills, which nourished and trained Qi and Blood, to the undying Six Paths of Reincarnation Technique; From the outward release of strength in Wind Defying Finger, to the Qi that suppressed mountains and rivers with the Eight Desolate Annihilation Seal; From enduring the refinement of Qi-Blood, he embarked on a difficult path of seeking Dao; to commanding the skies, with the divine might as if overseeing a prison, having mastered the balance of the six realms. It was only when Shen Qing looked back that he realized he had unwittingly become the supreme ruler above ten thousand Daos, an unparalleled True Monarch!

Li Quangqing traversed to the cultivation world and became a family fisherman, starting with twenty acres of fish ponds. Unexpectedly, every time spiritual fish were harvested, a reward orb could be obtained. [Harvested one adult big green fish, received a lower-grade water arrow talisman!] [Harvested one adult iron bone crab, received the "Gengjin Sword Technique"!] [Harvested one adult longevity turtle, received the "Gui Sui Shou" pill, prolonging life by twenty years!] ... Since then, Li Quangqing watched the tides rise and fall in the world, the wind and clouds changing, wanting only to raise fish and become immortal peacefully. Until thousands of years later, a certain Water Virtue True Immortal appeared out of nowhere, shaking the immortal realm, capable of covering the sky with one hand. "Since the Milky Way is also a river, it's okay for me to use it for fish farming, right?"

7/31/2024~ In the process of editing and updating my earlier chapters. I personally believe the story starts to improve and find it's way a bit more around chapter 50+. Hopefully can make some adjustments in earlier chapters when I have the time, but pacing slows down into a more measured rate as I start finding my groove. I give the content more time to breathe instead of going so fast. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the realm of Nexaria, where elemental spirits and divine beings shape the fate of the world as a land of mortals striving to become gods against the demons of the Abyssal universe, a young boy named Lassim Vanthar embarks on an extraordinary journey of advancement, adventure and becoming a bastion for those around him in their fight against the Dragal. Born into a noble family with a legacy of Fire elemental martial prowess, Lassim possesses an unparalleled gift on his 8th birthday—a connection to two differing elemental spirits, a feat unheard of in the history of his world. A gift and a tampering of the order until now that is an omen. It is a sign of the Gods influencing the future fate of Nexaria on a more serious level. Lassim must harness the power of his dual spirits to protect his loved ones and confront the looming threat of the Abyss' encroachment on his universe, but one step at a time as he grows from just a tool of the God's to a major power as the hero of not only Nexaria, but the entire universe. Lassim faces daunting challenges, battles fierce adversaries, and unlocks the mysteries of his own destiny that has been tampered with by the Gods of this universe. How will he react and adapt to his situations? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my first ever novel. I’m a new author and still learning how to tell a story. Please understand that when reading. Thank you.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

A young healer woman sets sail to kill her enemies and steal the heart of the prince her rival desires. She encounters deadrousers, cannibals and lunatics as she hunts for epic treasures and love. She finds out she can be everything she wants to be: a doctor and a healer of thieves, a lover and an impressively rich spirit aunt, but the price she has to pay will be paid in blood. Serenica Ingram is a brave witch in her twenties. She would do anything to be even better at healing. Mariana Kinley, a witch-hating witch and a ruthless businesswoman, doesn't like competition and drives Serenica out of her home. She joins the pirate crew of the necromancer, Captain Spade. The city of Neul that Serenica calls home is a hostile and degenerate place, ripe with rich merchants and homeless witches, but the mythical island of outlaws, Aja Vana, is even stranger. The western islands are populated by outcasts and Serenica would do anything to avoid them. Becoming a rich and respected pirate healer isn't easy, especially with both other witches and royals wanting Serenica dead. She has to sail to the ends of the known world just to get her stolen property back, and even harder will be to catch the eye of the Dreamer, the fair prince whom Kinley also desires, while fulfilling the promise to kill a king. WARNING: s*icide mentions, very mild cursing, violence, blood so please use caution when reading. discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT