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The regent of the Tianxia Kingdom, who had control over a huge army and ruled over a powerful kingdom, was never close to women. One day, he was poisoned again and nearly died. While everyone worried that he had no successors, a kid who looked exactly like he was brought to the palace gate. Only then did they recall that, five years ago, when the regent was poisoned for the first time, the Yu family's eldest daughter was kidnapped and brought to him for auspicious reasons. Since they shared similar fates, she did everything she could to help rid him of the poison. However, on the day he awakened, the royal family plotted against her, and she disappeared mysteriously. The regent's eyes became dim when he saw the kid. "Did your mother finally decide she couldn't forget about me and ask you to return in her stead?" The kid clenched his jaws. "No! The young prince of Xichu will marry the eldest princess, who is my mother, in a few days. My mother asked me to come and check if you're still alive. She doesn't want you to die on the day she gets married. It's bad luck." After he finished his sentence, the regent picked him up and walked out with big strides. "Don't worry. I won't die on your mother's wedding day. After all... I've got a wedding to crash."

Le régent du Royaume de Tianxia, qui avait le contrôle d'une immense armée et dirigeait un puissant royaume, n'a jamais été proche des femmes. Un jour, il a été empoisonné à nouveau et a failli mourir. Alors que tout le monde s'inquiétait qu'il n'ait pas de successeurs, un enfant qui lui ressemblait exactement a été amené à la porte du palais. C'est seulement à ce moment-là qu'ils se sont souvenus que, cinq ans auparavant, lorsque le régent a été empoisonné pour la première fois, la fille aînée de la famille Yu a été enlevée et amenée à lui pour des raisons de bon augure. Comme ils partageaient des destins similaires, elle a fait tout ce qu'elle pouvait pour l'aider à se débarrasser du poison. Cependant, le jour de son réveil, la famille royale a comploté contre elle, et elle a mystérieusement disparu. Les yeux du régent s'assombrirent quand il vit l'enfant. "Ta mère a-t-elle finalement décidé qu'elle ne pouvait pas m'oublier et t'a-t-elle demandé de revenir à sa place?" L'enfant serra les mâchoires. "Non! Le jeune prince de Xichu épousera la princesse aînée, qui est ma mère, dans quelques jours. Ma mère m'a demandé de venir vérifier si vous étiez toujours en vie. Elle ne veut pas que vous mourriez le jour de son mariage. Ça porte malheur." Après avoir fini sa phrase, le régent le prit et sortit à grands pas. "Ne t'inquiète pas. Je ne mourrai pas le jour du mariage de ta mère. Après tout... j'ai un mariage à gâcher."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

By sheer happenstance, Wang Hui's casual purchase of a blind box revealed an entire miniature world. A mere scattering of crumbs could sustain a tiny tribe through the harshest winter, while a single soda can was sufficient to fully arm thousands of diminutive soldiers. To these minute humans, he was nothing short of a deity descended from the heavens. Even more astonishingly, subsequent blind box acquisitions unveiled a second, a third, and numerous additional miniature worlds. He could even interlace these tiny realms, observing from on high the clashes of varied civilizations. "With countless small worlds within my command," he mused, "I am the sovereign of these boundless miniature beings."

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Roy found a strange antique mirror in a shop and decided to bring it home as a souvenir. Upon placing the mirror in his apartment, he realized something strange happening to the mirror. What he did not realize was that the mirror was connected to a miniature, secluded land where tiny villagers lived. Then suddenly, the tiny village were attacked by mysterious soldiers. So he decided to intervene and went inside the strange antique mirror. However, upon manifesting, he ended up turning into a hundred meter tall God.