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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

They both knew that something further was about to ensue soon, but they felt rooted to the very spot in which they were sitting. Before they could recover their composure she was there again. This time her shoulders were covered by a white, fur stole. She fixed them each with a mesmerizing gaze and smiled. The two young men held their breaths, dumbstruck while she coolly started to go through Jared’s pockets with long, very elegant fingers. Then she deftly pulled out his car keys. The lady then started walking away, while beckoning them with her forefinger: Book 1 The Chase Blake and Laura struggle to make ends meet financially. Then eventually Blake meets Carminda, a clairvoyant who sets him up as a private investigator for elite society in London. Through her rock star ex boyfriend Laura meets a successful modeling agent who helps her to become successful in fashion. Their friend Jared doesn't want to work yet after graduation until he is kidnapped with Blake on Jared's uncle's farm. After they flee, Jared learns that he is Carminda' cousin. Rene, the rock star has a friend called Jacqueline. She pursues her wish to become a clairvoyant, so she travels to Brazil where a spirit guide leads her through frightening rituals, like being swallowed by a crocodile. Book 2 Psychic Passions and Desires Later on, Laura receives an invitation to act in a film in Europe and soon she and her husband Blake lose their daughter to a kidnapper. Jacqueline uses her new-found psychic skills to locate her friend Laura’s abducted baby and tries to heal Enrique, Laura’s wealthy film producer. She and her friends have experiences in haunted houses while they act on a film. Then Jacqueline meets up with a champion dancer who turns out to be a dangerous witch. Victoria, the witch leads Jacqueline into experiencing disturbing episodes of magic. She’s fiercely jealous of Jacqueline and wants to destroy her at all costs because Jacqueline is a clairvoyant as well as a good dancer.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

La seconde d'avant, le salaud était dans un KTV, jetant de l'argent à tout-va et lançant un pari : « Je vous parie qu'en dix minutes, elle accourra comme un chien dès que je l'appellerai ! » La seconde d'après, Maxine Rhodes a poussé la porte : « Benjamin Sterling, je te largue. » Aussitôt après, elle a conclu un mariage éclair et l'a officialisé avec le magnat des affaires, Ethan Hawthorne. Le salaud, au bras de sa sœur adoptive à la relation ambiguë, a ricané : « Tes petits stratagèmes pour te faire désirer sont vraiment nuls ! » Maxine Rhodes a riposté en sapant son entreprise et lui a jeté le contrat d'acquisition au visage : « Regarde bien. Durant ces cinq dernières années, c'est moi qui t'ai soutenu. » Avec Ethan Hawthorne, il s'agissait d'un mariage sous contrat, convenu pour n'être qu'une affaire d'argent. Pourtant, il la choyait à l'extrême. Jusqu'à ce que sa magnifique partenaire, revenue de ses études à l'étranger, n'apparaisse, et que Maxine Rhodes la prenne pour son amour secret, son « premier amour ». Elle a lacéré tous ses pantalons de costume et a collé une note sur l'écran de son ordinateur : [Usage interdit à son premier amour]. Devant lui, elle a accroché le collier de diamants qu'il lui avait offert au cou de son husky. ... Jusqu'à ce qu'il plaque Maxine Rhodes contre le mur, la voix rauque : « Bébé, pourquoi ne comprends-tu toujours pas ? Mon premier amour, ça a toujours été toi. »

Wen Chen, a gifted cultivator from a previous life, awakens in a new body—as the youngest son of the prestigious Chen Clan in the quiet city of Qinghe. Equipped with a mysterious goldfinger, the Ancient Refining Pot, he possesses the ability to refine, strengthen, and perceive cultivation beyond the ordinary. Though he walks the path of a normal cultivator, Wen Chen alone understands the precarious balance of power in the city. The rival Luo Clan seeks to destabilize the Chen Clan, controlling trade, intimidating merchants, and testing alliances. While the city sleeps, schemes are woven, and silent wars are waged—where a single misstep could cost everything. Wen Chen must navigate political intrigue, cunning enemies, and deadly cultivators, relying not on brute strength but on intelligence, strategy, and his goldfinger. Each confrontation pushes him closer to unlocking the true potential of his cultivation, and the city will soon learn that the quiet boy from the Chen Clan may become its most formidable force. From clandestine confrontations to public battles that shake the foundations of clans, this is the story of a cultivator who will rise, refine, and dominate—one calculated move at a time.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

On the verge of death from illness, Yu Zhizhi transmigrates to the Beast World Planet, becoming the lowest-ranking plaything for slaughter. Her destiny was supposed to be a direct slaughter by powerful figures gone Berserk in their beast forms. Fortunately, she awakened the Childbirth System, and the style of the story suddenly changed— The maddened and fallen monster (Wolf): "I'll give you a choice, love me, or be bitten to death by me?" The evil Duke (Snake): "Beautiful maiden, please fall into the abyss of desire with me." The tyrannical Imperial Marshal (Shark): "I command you, you are only permitted to love me!" The wildly arrogant Crown Prince (Tiger): "I will kill all the males who covet you!!" (The list of Beast Husbands is expanding—) As the lowest-ranking female, Yu Zhizhi is doted on wildly by the powerful figures, undergoing Evolution all the way to the top-tier Rare grade and becoming the most noble existence in the Beast World Empire!