santa funny stories

Once, a little girl asked the mall Santa for a pony. When Santa said it might be a bit difficult, she then pulled out a long list of very specific pony requirements, like it had to be pink with a purple mane. Santa was so flabbergasted he just laughed.

I have a great Secret Santa story. In my office, there was a Secret Santa event. One person got their boss as the recipient. They knew the boss was really into golf. So they got a custom - made golf ball with the boss's face printed on it. When the boss opened it, he was so surprised and amused at the same time. He actually took it to the golf course later. Another story is about a family Secret Santa. A young boy got his grandma. He gave her a book of old - fashioned jokes. Grandma spent the whole evening reading the jokes out loud and everyone was in stitches. Also, at a school Secret Santa, a student got their teacher. They gave the teacher a pair of socks with little apples on them (as a nod to the teacher - student relationship). The teacher thought it was really cute and funny.

One funny Santa story is about a Santa who got his beard caught in a reindeer's antlers right before taking off on Christmas Eve. There was a lot of chaos as the reindeer tried to run and Santa was stuck. Another is when Santa accidentally dropped all the presents in one chimney and had to climb down to sort them out. The family was so surprised to see Santa in their living room, but he just laughed it off and continued his deliveries.

A memorable one was when a toddler saw the mall Santa and got so excited that he ran towards Santa but tripped on his own feet and landed right at Santa's feet. Santa picked him up and said it was a special flying entrance. The toddler just giggled.

There was a Santa helper who had a really bad sense of direction. While delivering presents in a small village, he got lost and ended up at the wrong chimney. The family there was very confused when he started dropping presents down their chimney. By the time he realized his mistake, he had to quickly scramble to the right house before Santa noticed.

One funny Santa Claus story is about a little boy who left cookies and milk for Santa. But his dog ate them all before Santa arrived. When Santa came, he found a note from the boy apologizing for the missing treats. Santa left a note back saying it was okay because his reindeer shared their carrots with him.

A hilarious Santa story involves Santa getting his beard caught in the door of a house as he was leaving. He pulled and tugged, and the family inside woke up to the strange noises. When they opened the door, they saw Santa struggling with his beard. They all had a good laugh and helped him free it. Santa was a bit embarrassed but it made for a great story.

Sure. One funny Santa story is that Santa once got his reindeer mixed up and ended up at the wrong chimney. He was supposed to go to a little girl's house but instead landed at an old man's place. The old man was so shocked to see Santa that he thought he was hallucinating.

Once, Santa was delivering presents in a small village. He landed on a roof where the chimney was very narrow. As he tried to squeeze down, his big belly got stuck! He wiggled and jiggled until his hat fell off and covered the eyes of a sleeping cat below. The cat woke up in a fright and started running around the house, knocking over Christmas decorations. Santa finally managed to get unstuck and laughed at the chaos he had accidentally caused.

The element of surprise often makes Secret Santa stories funny. For example, when someone gets a gift that is completely unexpected, like a huge inflatable dinosaur when they least expect it. It catches them off guard and makes for a hilarious moment.