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Diamond City Trilogy

Diamond City Trilogy

I’m an international, multiple award-winning author with a passion for the voices in my head. As a singer, songwriter, independent filmmaker and improv teacher and performer, my life has always been about creating and sharing what I create with others. Now that my dream to write for a living is a reality, with over a hundred titles in happy publication and no end in sight, I live in beautiful Prince Edward Island, Canada, with my giant cats, pug overlord and overlady and my Gypsy Vanner gelding, Fynn. The blue joy is calling... but can Fresco survive it? "Do you know what happened to you?" Joey's voice broke a little. Fresco shook his head. The kid nodded, like it was no big surprise." Yeah, me either. No one seems to. We just have normal lives, you know? Then suddenly you wake up with this thing eating into you," he swallowed hard, "and that's it. The rest is Wasteland." Seventeen-year-old Fresco Conte is an ordinary All-American kid from an upper middle-class family. He plays football. His girlfriend is a cheerleader. Life is good. Until unexplained things, scary things, start to take him over. Like surviving an accident that should have killed him. Or hearing the thoughts of the people around him whether he wants to or not. When the men in the dark blue coveralls come for him, Fresco is forced into addiction to the blue joy known as Wasteland and set free on the street, with no answers and only his hunger to keep him company. Don't miss the rest of this dark YA urban fantasy series! Wasteland and Diamond City are now available.
Sci-fi
117 Chs
The Diamond In The Rough✔

The Diamond In The Rough✔

||Book 1 of the Diamond Series|| The world had fallen into chaos a long time ago. Creatures came and enslaved the human race: Vampires, Lycans/Werewolves and Demons. They took and slaughtered thousands of innocent people. Men, Women and Children. After suffering for ten years, another set of beings came. They had enormous wings and a shining silver rings floating above their heads. Rings that could be used as a weapon if necessary. These creatures were called 'Angels'. They were kind and honestly the opposite of every supernatural creature that existed in that era. They built their kingdom protecting as many humans as they could but the dark creatures had other things planed. There was a war that broke out. Every man for themselves or more specifically, every creature for themselves.The war went on for almost 500 years. Then there was a woman. She wasn't an Angel or Vampire or Lycan or Demon. Turns out she was a hybrid of all four. More powerful than anything. No one knows for sure how this hybrid was made and at some point, no one cared. Her name was Elaka. She was seen as a priestess. Elaka was the savior of all humans. She created a boarder and the world was divided in two: The Land of Light; was so peaceful that it had to be shielded from the world. Elaka had put a protective hidden wall around the kingdom so no one would come in unless brought in by the citizens. There were humans that lived there and their lives were a paradise. And total peace. And there was the Dark land. Where every other creature lived. The three major kingdoms tolerated each other for as long as they could. Years passed without war. Until Elaka suddenly vanished. Without her, the world would become chaotic again. The crystal was lost in the forest. So many have searched for it but never succeeded. Even if they ever found it, the legend says it was set in stone. It was glued to a tree and only 'The Diamond in The Rough' could pull it out. That person was never found.
Fantasy
89 Chs
What are the elements often in funny diamond stories?
Mistaken identity is often in funny diamond stories. Like confusing a fake diamond or something that looks like a diamond for a real one. It creates a humorous situation when the truth is revealed.
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2024-11-21 23:39
Tell me some funny diamond stories.
One funny diamond story is about a man who thought he had found a huge diamond in his backyard. He was so excited and started making plans to sell it and become rich. But when he took it to be appraised, it turned out to be just a shiny piece of quartz. It was really funny how his dreams of sudden wealth vanished in an instant.
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2024-11-23 14:37
What are the most memorable funny stories from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl commentary?
There was a time when a new commentator was doing a Pokemon Diamond and Pearl match. He was so nervous that he mispronounced the names of several Pokemon. Instead of saying 'Turtwig', he said 'Turtwiggle'. And for Piplup, he said 'Pip - plop'. It was so comical that the audience couldn't stop laughing, and even the more experienced commentators had a good chuckle. This story has stuck around as a really funny moment in the commentary history of the game.
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2024-11-22 07:40
What are the characteristics of funny pink diamond comics?
Funny pink diamond comics usually have colorful and vivid illustrations with comical expressions and actions. They often have light-hearted and humorous storylines that make you laugh.
1 answer
2025-05-26 14:16
What makes a white diamond funny in comics?
The way a white diamond is depicted with humorous expressions or placed in absurd situations can make it funny in comics.
1 answer
2025-06-16 19:07
Can you share some funny stories from Pokemon Diamond and Pearl commentary?
Sure. One funny story could be when a commentator got really excited about a Pikachu using Thunderbolt in a battle. They started making really high - pitched voices imitating Pikachu while describing the move, and it was just so unexpected and hilarious.
2 answers
2024-11-22 03:53
What makes the comics of Steven and Blue Diamond funny?
The combination of their wacky adventures and unique personalities creates the humor. Steven's innocence and Blue Diamond's regal yet sometimes quirky behavior make for hilarious situations.
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2025-11-21 08:54
How did the real - life blood diamond stories impact the diamond industry?
It led to increased regulation. The Kimberley Process Certification Scheme was established. This scheme aims to prevent the trade of conflict diamonds. So, the diamond industry had to adapt to these new regulations to ensure the diamonds they sold were not blood diamonds.
1 answer
2024-11-13 13:03
What are the stories in Diamond City NC?
I'm not sure specifically what the stories in Diamond City NC are. It could be a local place with tales of its history, like stories about the founding of the city, the people who first settled there, or perhaps some local legends about a particular building or landmark in the area.
2 answers
2024-11-23 01:53
Are lila diamond ghost stories popular?
There's no way to tell if 'lila diamond ghost stories' are popular without more research. It could be that they are a hidden gem (no pun intended) in the world of ghost stories, with a small but dedicated following. Or perhaps they are just starting out and haven't gained much traction yet. Maybe they are only popular in a specific region or among a particular group of people who have a special interest in stories that combine diamonds and ghosts.
1 answer
2024-11-16 06:06
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