seal in french funny story

What I want, the Heavens shall not lack! What I don’t want, had better not exist in the Heavens!” This is a story which originates between the Eighth and Ninth Mountains, the world in which the strong prey upon the weak. “My Name is Meng Hao! The Ninth Generation Demon Sealer, I shall seal the Heavens!“

Lu Zheng possessed a jade seal which allowed him to transmigrate to an alternate world freely. Initially, he thought that the alternate world which he frequented was but an ordinary ancient civilization. With no particular ambition in mind, he planned to become a merchant and enjoyed the casual life of a rich man. He would find a few pretty maidens to accompany him while he explored the place and enjoyed various delicacies. That would be his ordinary and mundane life. His boring life lasted until the day he gave a beggar who showed up at his doorstep a meal. His jade seal obtained a strand of luck because of his action. Since then, he encountered a fox demon visiting him during the day and a beautiful ghost looking for him at night. The members of the Quanzhen Sect paid him tribute while some Buddhist monks stood in his path. So, it turned out that this world was not ordinary.

On the first day, Luo Feng went broke and had to go back home. In order to make ends meet, he began to collect trash from house to house. Unexpectedly, he happened to bind the "Treasure Prompter" system. "Ding! There are gallstones in the stomach of the sick cow of the butcher ahead, commonly known as cow treasure, worth 6 million." "Ding! 10 meters ahead, the paper on the wall of the old lady's house is a painting by Tang Bohu, worth 300 million." "Ding! 100 meters ahead, the abandoned whetstone is imperial green jade, worth 1 billion." "Ding! 1000 meters ahead, the woodcutting knife in the woodcutter's hand is a Xizhou's bronze sword, worth 2.5 billion." "Ding! 10,000 meters ahead, the stone that the child hit the water is a Martian meteorite, worth 8.8 billion!" "Since I have this system, who can still see me as a trash collector?" "I am a treasure hunter disguised as a trash collector!" On the first day, Luo Feng passed by the door of a rural quadrangle and saw a child smashing spades with a four-sided object. He went up to pick it up and found that the words "commanded by heaven, both longevity, and eternal prosperity" were engraved on the bottom. "Ding! The child smashing walnuts in front of the house! In his hand is the heirloom jade seal..."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Adam is an ordinary teenager who transmigrates into the body of François Boucher, a French soldier during the Seven Years' War. With no system to guide him and no knowledge of the historical events of this period, he must navigate this new life and struggle to survive. Travel through time to explore this period alongside him and many other characters, both friends and foes.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

The Yao Realm: Echoes of the Five Elements ​The Yao Realm was once a land where the Five Elements coexisted in harmony. In an era of upheaval, five individuals—each bearing their own hidden scars—met within the fissures of destiny. ​The Five Messengers ​Metal: Lin Lie Born into a prestigious lineage of weapon-smiths, he wanders ancient ruins in search of the "True Purpose of Metal Power." He forges blades, yet deconstructs the truth. Amidst sparks of steel and gears, he seeks an answer: Beyond mastery of the craft, what is he truly fighting for? ​Wood: Sang Qi A gentle healer who harbors a wound he dares not confront. As the Wood Ruins awaken buried memories, he must choose between the path of healing others and the arduous journey of saving himself. ​Water: Cang Yuan Walking the world under his brother’s name, his true identity is submerged in the wreckage of a lost village and a heavy mantle of duty. When the Vortex Mark of the Water Clan awakens, he realizes the burden he carries is not just his own sin, but the collective past of an entire people. ​Fire: Luo Ye Having lost his home and his trust to a single misunderstanding, fire is both his greatest strength and his deepest fear. When his "Yao Flame" spirals out of control, only a thin line remains between the truth and his ultimate redemption. ​Earth: Li Yan A silent guardian whose inner weight is heavier than his iron armor. He searches for survivors among the ruins, and in doing so, searches for himself—finding the responsibility and the love he has yet to let go of. ​The Convergence of Fate ​When the Five Messengers meet, none are subordinates to another. Instead, five distinct lives converge toward a single, hidden truth. ​The arrival of Gu Xingyu, a girl from another world, triggers the full awakening of the Yao Marks. The fates of the Five begin to intersect, collide, and reshape—and amidst adventure and trauma, emotions quietly take root. ​Between ancient ruins, soul arts, the "Rift-Breakers," and the oppression of imperial power, they will witness: The shattering of a world, and the rebirth of one another. ​"The Five were gathered because of her, broken because of her, and eventually forged anew through her." ​The Fated Bonds ​Metal finds himself pursued relentlessly by a devoted "fangirl"—a genius mechanic girl who won't take no for an answer. ​Wood becomes the target of a wealthy heiress who has vowed to marry no one but him. ​Water is locked in a battle of wits and flirtation with a noblewoman whose drinking habits are as chaotic as their chemistry. ​Fire takes in a "young man" who is actually a disguised noble lady with a massive appetite and a charming heart. ​Earth is pursued and protected by a powerful, decisive Grand Princess who leads with a golden touch. ​Five threads of destiny, pulled together by the girl who can guide souls with her Crimson Eyes and ferry them with her heart—Gu Xingyu.

I am working on a rewrite ver. Draconia. Not sure when I will complete it. But, work is going on slow and steadily. ************************** Humanity survived the Demonic War and barely won the battle with the help of the Six Strongest Heroes. But the Heroes who sacrificed everything were betrayed by their own ally, the Heavenly Palace and the King of Humanity. Betrayed and backstabbed by his closest friend, Lucas shattered the cursed seal with his remaining power before he took his last breath. Thousands of years passed, and Lucas opened his eyes in the New Era of Heroes. He was reborn into a body of a newborn child. A new journey began for Lucas. Follow our reincarnated Hero along with his five comrades in this action-filled tragic journey in search of the truth and free his realm from The Cursed Seal. Sometimes truth is better left buried...

Arc-1 Synopsis: It's been 10,000 years since the Fiends appeared on the human continent. 'Where did they come from?' 'Why did they come and for what purpose?' 'No one knows!' Countless humans united together and banished the Fiends to the lost continent of what now is called 'Fiend continent.' ==== Story Synopsis: Chaos Expanse—a home of ten beautiful universes. 5 million years ago, the experts of Spirit universe waged war upon the Supreme being, discovering their Expanse was sealed by him. - Even though they lost the war, a powerful expert of the Spirit universe was able to heavily wound the supreme being and trap him using an otherwordly treasure. - Gin Reyhart, our MC who failed to awaken his spirit seal. Follow his footsteps to witness his legend and how he rises above all by overcoming the trials and tribulations that come in his way.