classic humorous novels

Definitely 'Don Quixote' by Miguel de Cervantes. The main character, Don Quixote, is so deluded in his chivalrous dreams that his actions are often hilarious. He battles windmills thinking they are giants. It's a great example of a humorous classic. Also, 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll has a lot of absurd and humorous elements. Alice's constant size changes and the strange characters she meets, like the Mad Hatter, make it a very funny read.

The world is so big, I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet? Love is like a ghost. It is always said that it is terrible but can never understand its existence. Not every dawn will have sunshine, not every hesitation will have sorrow, not every hesitation will have sorrow, not every hesitation will have sorrow.

I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."

I can answer many questions about novels, such as: What kind of novels do you like? Which elements do you think are the most important in the novel? 3 Have you read any classic novels that you can share your feelings with? What factors do you consider first when you are writing a novel? How would you answer questions from your readers about the novel?

What kind of humorous joke would you like to hear? I can tell you some classic online literature stories or you want to hear some funny animal stories or some humorous writing techniques? Please tell me what you want to hear and I will try my best to answer you.

The classic quote is too classic. The humorous example is as follows: Many women, once they fall in love, will completely ignore their image like idiots. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a very ordinary person. If she loves you, she will do anything for you. If there was no love, then nothing would happen. If she doesn't love you, she will do anything for you. If there was no love, then nothing would happen. Love is like a fart, there will always be one. There is no perfect love, only perfect interaction. Love is like a stone, there will always be a squeeze. How can there be a return without effort? How can there be success without effort? How can there be love without getting along?

There are too many classic sayings in the online literature world. Here are a few: The disadvantage of having edges and corners was that it was very convenient for others to gnaw on you. Heaven's net has long arms. Every man for himself. 4. Don't ask for a good match, just feel good. Five people are too busy to eat or drink. The fragrance of wine is not afraid of the deep alley. 7. One day of life is a blessing, and one should cherish it. When I cry, I have no shoes to wear, I find someone without feet. 8. The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store, 60 yuan in a five-star restaurant. When it comes to a lot of things, the value of a person depends on the location.

The world is so big, I want to see it. The stage was as big as the heart. The three of them could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. 4th question: Why do many people have a bad life in society? A: It's hard for people with bad manners to get respect from others. 5. Don't be afraid of a long journey, but be afraid of a short ambition.

Living not only requires oxygen but also courage. After all, fighting to the death is not a solution. The second lane is under my feet. No one can decide my direction. If you're alive, you have to persevere. There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, only a heart that cannot be overcome. Living is a kind of courage, a smile is a kind of attitude.

Here are some classic drinking jokes: 1. It was a sin not to drink when wine passed in front of one's eyes. 2. Drinking until drunk, glory and wealth. 3. She was a beauty that could topple a country, but you were a clean cup. 4. I know all kinds of talents when I drink a pound of white wine. 5. Drinking day and night, the future is bright; Drunk day and night, live a long life. 6. I'm not a good drinker. I'll get drunk after one glass, and I'll fall after two glasses. 7. Other women are charming after drinking, but I'm different. I'm like a savage. 8. I told you to go home early, not to drink until morning. 9. If a glass of wine could make me swallow all my grievances, then I would directly blow the bottle. 10. Grape wine luminous cup, cattle and horses a cup, I a cup. 11. I hereby declare that I have nothing to do with my drunken behavior. 12. Before I drink, I'm local. After I drink, the world is mine. 13. I won't drink anymore. If I drink again, please fill it up for me. Thank you! 14. Before drinking: no love, a light body; After drinking: Maybe I am destined to be in the sea of love. 15. How can there be any good way to stabilize my emotions? I usually rely on drinking and going crazy to recuperate. 16. Small beer could ease one's mind, relieve one's craving, laziness, backache, vexation, and small perplexities in life. 17. I won't fall if it doesn't fall, I won't float if the snow doesn't drift, and I'll solve the little puzzles in life. 18. Wu Su is not drunk, I am not drunk, pure life is not pure, I am not pure. 19. A thousand cups of wine were not enough to meet a bosom friend. He would drink as much as he could. If he couldn't drink, he would run away. 20. If you see me drinking again, just pretend I didn't say that. 21. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts. 22. He drank nine taels at a time and focused on nurturing them. 23. If one's alcohol tolerance wasn't high, one would be afraid of losing one's worries, and one would restrain oneself from drinking. 24. I promised to quit drinking, so I'll drink again tonight to celebrate my abstinence. 25. The rain in the sky and the drought on the ground couldn't be counted as the cup just now. 26. Alcohol tolerance was courage, wine bottle was standard, wine style was style, and wine morality was character. 27. Thousands of rivers and mountains are always a love, can't you drink less? 28. Those who could drink one or two taels would drink two taels, and such friends would be generous enough. Those who could drink two taels would drink five taels, and such friends could be cultivated. Those who could drink half a catty would drink a catty, and such friends were the most considerate. Those who could drink a catty would drink a barrel, and later promoted to vice president. Those who could drink a barrel would drink a jar, and the winery director would let you be the director. 29. Drinking and singing, how long is life? 30. The greatest sorrow is that you only like the things in the cup, but unfortunately you don't know it. 31. If the guests drank, they had to get drunk. Otherwise, the host would feel ashamed. 32. The sky was blue and the sea was blue. 33. The style of drinking was the style, and the bottle was the standard. 34. Wine gives people courage, wine makes people passionate. 35. Drinking wine with a broken heart hurts the lungs, but in the end, you have no heart and no lungs. 36. Wine was food, the more you drank, the younger you became. 37. When people walk in Jianghu, they can't live without wine. When people drift in Jianghu, how can they not drink? 38. In the morning, I bid farewell to the White Emperor among the colorful clouds, and the two of them were equally indifferent. 39. When I was drunk, I refused to accept anyone and leaned against the wall. 40. If you don't drink, you have no future. 41. Half a catty should not be drunk, a catty walk against the wall, half a catty walk against the wall I do not walk. 42. One tael, two taels, gargling, three taels, four taels, not counted as wine, five taels, six taels, walking against the wall, seven taels, eight taels, still shouting. 43. If you don't drink, who will drink? 44. If there is wine today, drink it today. 45. Excited heart, trembling hands. I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly. 46. The east wind blew and the war drums beat. Today, no one was afraid of drinking. 47. What couldn't be settled with a glass of wine? If there was, then two glasses. 48. Spicy wine rinsed his teeth, and beer served as tea. 49. The light is like a flash of lightning, hard to catch up, a hundred years old can be happy how many times. 50. The sound came from the thousand-year-old crane on the pillow, and the shadow fell on the Five Old Peak in the cup. 51. If a man didn't drink, he wouldn't be able to make good friends. 52. If you don't want people to know, you have to drink a toast. 53. If he wanted the guests to drink well, he had to drink it himself first. 54. Drink with your bosom friend, and recite poems to the people who meet you. 55. If you have deep feelings, you can drink it in one gulp; if you have shallow feelings, you can lick it; if you have deep feelings, you can't drink it; if you have thin feelings, you can't drink it. 56. He showed his skills in a dangerous place, and his sister drank a cup of Song He wine for his brother. 57. When the hundred rivers reach the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If we don't drink now, we will only be sad in the future. 58. Ordinary women don't drink, but women who drink are not ordinary. 59. Six sixes, good to see you two. 60. The way to contact me is very simple: pub, bar, beer, wine. 61. Do you know that my lipstick is as red as wine? Because every time they got drunk, they would mix together. 62. Drinking alcohol would not make you stupid, but it would only highlight your inherent IQ problems. 63. One glass of wine was a farewell to the world, two glasses of wine was a farewell to reality, and three glasses of wine was a farewell to one's self-worth… 64. We all know that drinking is not good, but who can resist a bottle of wine without trying? 65. In this lonely world, wine was the best friend. Oh no, it should be the second best. The first was still the dog. 66. Drinking was a very serious side effect-why? Because once you get drunk, you might lose your dignity, respect, and all your happiness. 67. If you drink more, you'll be as handsome as me. (Shh, it's a secret) 68. Life was short. If he drank two more glasses, wouldn't it become chicken stew with mushrooms? 69. She had to fight for good wine and good-looking men. However, if I had to choose, I would rather choose the wine to drink, because at least he would never leave me. 70. Since we both like to drink, let's become good friends now! 71. It was already night time, and kebabs and beer were beckoning to us. Who wouldn't go? I'll pay! 72. Like drugs, alcohol was the medicine of faith for those who wanted to get out of trouble. 73. Drinking can make one drunk, but I'm just enjoying the art of walking into a bar. What do you think? 74. I could have drunk like an adult, but I chose to get drunk like a drunkard. 75. We ate and drank together. Tonight, we will drink up this city! 76. There was nothing better than drinking, unless it was to savor the joy shared between friends. 77. In this difficult moment, I don't need to face the problem seriously. I just need to pour a glass of wine and put all the trouble aside. 78. Life was short. If one did not drink, they would miss out on a lot of fun. 79. Fate made us friends, and wine made us get along better. 80. It looked like water and smelled intoxicating. Drinking it was spicy, leaving it in his stomach to be haunted. She tripped when she walked and wanted to find water in the middle of the night. He regretted it when he woke up, and he was exhausted both physically and mentally. 81. I left home when I was young and came back when I was old. I'll treat Miss to this cup. 82. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, add plain water to it; if you are really drunk, you dare to drink Dichlorvos; if you are drunk, sleep under the table; if you are drunk, forget to tip. 83. Good wine, good wine. 84. Brave words can strengthen a hero's courage with wine; Sweet words can persuade a friend to drink more; Nonsense can make one's mind shallow; Silence can make one fall into a dream; Talking to yourself can make one regret after waking up. 85. Sigh, if you can't even get drunk like this, who's going to sleep by the roadside? 86. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, but they should drink this cup. 87. I want to cry, tears in my eyes, I want to smile, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts. 88. Thousands of mountains, red trees, thousands of mountains and clouds, holding wine to look at each other, the sun to smoke. 89. He swam all the way to the end against the bend of the Yanghe River. 90. A hundred cups must be drunk, a pillow to fight spring. 91. The world is big in the wine, and the sun and moon are long in the pot. 92. Wine was like a pack of medicine. If he didn't drink it, he wouldn't be able to sleep! 93. He stood on his feet and drank. 94. There was no time to explain. Hurry up and get on the plane to drink. 95. In fact, there were no cold and aloof people. It was just that the person they were warming up to was not you. 96. Wine face floating flowers should be happy, singing eyebrows convergence Dai do not worry. 97. Was their relationship deep? Deep! Then he wouldn't be afraid of being injected with an IV drip. 98. Drinking can help you get rid of your lazy habits and make you fall in love with housework. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!