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Hayle Coven Novels

Hayle Coven Novels

I’m an international, multiple award-winning author with a passion for the voices in my head. As a singer, songwriter, independent filmmaker and improv teacher and performer, my life has always been about creating and sharing what I create with others. Now that my dream to write for a living is a reality, with over a hundred titles in happy publication and no end in sight, I live in beautiful Prince Edward Island, Canada, with my giant cats, pug overlord and overlady and my Gypsy Vanner gelding, Fynn. ***WORLD'S BEST STORY2014*** Her mom's a witch. Her dad's a demon. And she just wants to be ordinary. I batted at the curl of smoke drifting off the tip of my candle and tried not to sneeze. My heavy velvet cloak fell in oppressive, suffocating folds in the closed space of the ceremony chamber, the cowl trapping the annoying bits of puff I missed. I hated the way my eyes burned and teared, an almost constant distraction. Not that I didn't welcome the distraction, to be honest. Anything to take my mind from what went on around me. Being part of a demon raising is way less exciting than it sounds. Sydlynn Hayle's teen life couldn't be more complicated. Trying to please her coven is all a fantasy while the adventure of starting over in a new town and fending off a bully cheerleader who hates her are just the beginning of her troubles. What to do when delicious football hero Brad Peters--boyfriend of her cheer nemesis--shows interest? If only the darkly yummy witch, Quaid Moromond, didn't make it so difficult for her to focus on fitting in with the normal kids despite her paranormal, witchcraft laced home life. Add to that her crazy grandmother's constant escapes driving her family to the brink and Syd's between a rock and a coven site. Forced to take on power she doesn't want to protect a coven who blames her for everything, only she can save her family's magic. If her family's distrust doesn't destroy her first.
Urban
803 Chs
Not a Classic Wedding

Not a Classic Wedding

Adult Romance (21+) _____________________ Series Wedding #1 [Not a Classic Wedding] Kalvian dan Kalebriena melakukan perjodohan tanpa drama, kontrak, atau syarat apapun. Menurut mereka, menolak perjodohan hanya akan membuang waktu mereka. Pernikahan tetap terjadi, mereka tinggal menjalaninya. Namun, siapa yang menyangka bahwa mereka telah mengenal jauh sebelum perjodohan ini berlangsung. Bukan hanya mereka berdua, tapi juga melibatkan sepasang hati yang lain. Tapi hal itu hanya masalalu mereka, individualis seperti briena dan vian tidak akan pernah membiarkan masa lalu merusak masa depan mereka. Sekalipun harus menyakiti hati oranglain, bahkan juga hati mereka sendiri. Tidak perlu ada drama yang memuakkan. This is not a classic wedding _________________________________________ Series Wedding #2 [CEO Scandal's : Married with Benefit] "Menikahlah denganku," ujar pria itu masih dengan nada dinginnya. "Apa?" Lona begitu terkejut dengan ucapan pria itu. Perempuan itu berusaha menormalkan degub jantungnya yang tiba tiba menggila. "Oke, tenang, Lona. Mungkin saat ini kau masih terjebak ke dalam skenario yang kau ciptakan sendiri," ujarnya dalam hati. "Sadarlah!" "Menikahlah denganku, Nona Hilona Anpuanra." Pria itu samakin menajamkan pandangannya dan Hilona nyaris tenggelam karenanya. "Kenapa? Kenapa aku harus menikah denganmu?" tanya Hilona setelah tersadar jika lamaran yang di utarakan pria itu bukan dialog dalam skripsi imajinasinya. "Karena saat ini, kau sudah terlibat ke dalam skenario hidupku dan mau tidak mau kau harus menerimanya." Salah satu alis tebal milik pria itu terangkat ke atas. Ada senyum yang tertarik dalam sudut bibirnya yang penuh. "Tunggu! Apa maksudmu aku harus menerimanya?" tanya Hilona masih tak mengerti dengan skenario yang tiba tiba saja terjadi. "Anggap saja, pertemuan kita kemarin malam adalah skenario Tuhan untuk mempertemukan kita. Aku akan menjelaskan lebih lanjut setelah kita resmi menikah." Setelah mengatakan hal tersebut, pria itu pergi meningalkan Lona begitu saja. Gila! Ini benar benar skenario yang gila! Bagaimana bisa tiba tiba ada seorang pria melamar Hilona? Menyatakan seolah tidak ada skenario lain selain menikah. Wait! Pria itu mengatakan tentang pertemuan kemarin malam? Pertemuan apa? Hilona berusaha untuk menggali ingatannya tentang pertemuan yang di maksud pria itu. Ia sendiri masih bingung dengan apa yang terjadi. Dia sedang menceritakan kisah kelamnya dan tiba tiba saja salah satu skenario yang ia bayangkan terjadi di hidupnya. Perempuan itu menoleh ke samping, ia baru tersadar jika saat ini tidak sedang berada di apartemen lusuhnya. Semua perabotan di ruangan ini terlihat mahal dan berkelas. Hilona menatap pantulan dirinya yang terlihat sama, ia kemudian menatap ke arah satu titik. Ke arah kalung yang saat ini ia pakai. Perempuan itu tak ingat pernah memiliki kalung ini sebelumnya. Lalu tiba tiba sekelebat ingatan muncul di ingatanya. Tentang kejadian malam itu. Kejadian yang membuatnya terjebak dengan pria yang baru saja melamarnya. Pria rupawan dengan jabatan tinggi dan sangat terpandang. "Sial! Aku benar benar harus menikah dengan Kalan Arusha Adhyasta!" Hilona mengusap rambutnya frustasi.
Sejarah
323 Chs
What are some humorous classic novels?
Definitely 'Don Quixote' by Miguel de Cervantes. The main character, Don Quixote, is so deluded in his chivalrous dreams that his actions are often hilarious. He battles windmills thinking they are giants. It's a great example of a humorous classic. Also, 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' by Lewis Carroll has a lot of absurd and humorous elements. Alice's constant size changes and the strange characters she meets, like the Mad Hatter, make it a very funny read.
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2024-11-11 04:40
Classic humorous quote
The world is so big, I want to see it. How far can you go with such a small wallet? Love is like a ghost. It is always said that it is terrible but can never understand its existence. Not every dawn will have sunshine, not every hesitation will have sorrow, not every hesitation will have sorrow, not every hesitation will have sorrow.
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2024-09-11 04:06
100 classic humorous jokes
I have a very, very long story. The beginning of the story is wonderful, and the ending of the story is sad. One day, Tang Sanzang and his disciples decided to go to the Western Heaven to get the scriptures. Sun Wukong said,"Master, we have to take four disciples with us." "My fourth disciple is Sha Wujing," Tang Sanzang sighed. The grass would fall in the direction the wind blew. Once, the teacher asked him,"Why did you do so badly?" He replied,"I don't know why my pen seems to talk." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" The parrot replied,"I can say many things, such as hello, goodbye, and many other things." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot." There is a man whose head is bigger than a donkey. How can he sell things? He showed his head to others and they asked him,"How can you sell things with such a big head?" The man replied,"I can show people the donkey's head and they will believe that my head is bigger than the donkey's." A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird replied,"It's okay. I'm insulated." A fish asked another fish,"Why do you always stay on the water?" "Because I'm a water fish," answered the other fish. A bear walked to the door of a shop and threw the stick in his hand into the glass door of the shop. Then the bear walked into the shop and threw the stick on the clerk's desk again. The clerk asked the bear,"What are you doing?" "Give me a cigarette," said the bear. "Guess what color I like best?" "I don't know." " I like blue because blue represents melancholy." A parrot walked into a bar and sat down at the bar counter. The bar owner saw it and asked the parrot,"Can you talk?" "Of course!" replied the parrot. The bar owner asked,"What would you say?" "Hello," replied the parrot."Goodbye and a lot more." "Can you tell me your name?" the bar owner asked in surprise. "Of course not," replied the parrot. My name is Parrot."
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2024-09-11 09:31
Humorous and classic conversation
I can answer many questions about novels, such as: What kind of novels do you like? Which elements do you think are the most important in the novel? 3 Have you read any classic novels that you can share your feelings with? What factors do you consider first when you are writing a novel? How would you answer questions from your readers about the novel?
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2024-09-15 20:38
Classic humorous joke
What kind of humorous joke would you like to hear? I can tell you some classic online literature stories or you want to hear some funny animal stories or some humorous writing techniques? Please tell me what you want to hear and I will try my best to answer you.
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2025-03-23 21:43
Classic quote, too classic, humorous
The classic quote is too classic. The humorous example is as follows: Many women, once they fall in love, will completely ignore their image like idiots. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a very ordinary person. If she loves you, she will do anything for you. If there was no love, then nothing would happen. If she doesn't love you, she will do anything for you. If there was no love, then nothing would happen. Love is like a fart, there will always be one. There is no perfect love, only perfect interaction. Love is like a stone, there will always be a squeeze. How can there be a return without effort? How can there be success without effort? How can there be love without getting along?
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2024-09-09 17:13
Classic quote, too classic, humorous
There are too many classic sayings in the online literature world. Here are a few: The disadvantage of having edges and corners was that it was very convenient for others to gnaw on you. Heaven's net has long arms. Every man for himself. 4. Don't ask for a good match, just feel good. Five people are too busy to eat or drink. The fragrance of wine is not afraid of the deep alley. 7. One day of life is a blessing, and one should cherish it. When I cry, I have no shoes to wear, I find someone without feet. 8. The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store, 60 yuan in a five-star restaurant. When it comes to a lot of things, the value of a person depends on the location.
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2025-02-25 03:59
Humorous and inspirational classic sentences
The world is so big, I want to see it. The stage was as big as the heart. The three of them could not lower their noble heads, except when picking up money. 4th question: Why do many people have a bad life in society? A: It's hard for people with bad manners to get respect from others. 5. Don't be afraid of a long journey, but be afraid of a short ambition.
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2024-09-16 05:43
Humorous and encouraging classic sentences
Living not only requires oxygen but also courage. After all, fighting to the death is not a solution. The second lane is under my feet. No one can decide my direction. If you're alive, you have to persevere. There is no hurdle that cannot be overcome, only a heart that cannot be overcome. Living is a kind of courage, a smile is a kind of attitude.
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2025-03-20 10:02
Which humorous classic novels do you recommend?
😋I recommend the novel "The Love Story of the Demon Prince" to you. It is a romantic youth-pure love novel. The story is about a gorgeous and humorous idol drama novel, and the most romantic, beautiful, and humorous gorgeous chapter! The legendary demon fell in love with the heroine. He fought with all kinds of demons in school and unexpectedly obtained sincere love. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2024-08-03 10:56
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