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In the realms above, supernatural beings of unfathomable magnificence exist, far beyond mortal comprehension. These divinities wield unimaginable power, capable of obliterating worlds with a mere breath. However, what unfolds when these gods meet their demise? Set in a remote corner of the vast universe, long after the apocalyptic Thousand Millennium War of the Heavenly Beasts and Deities, this tale delves into a forgotten world. Here, the ashes of fallen gods descend upon an insignificant pebble, adrift amidst the cosmic tapestry of space and time. Their impact alters the life of a young man, who embraces the abrupt changes thrust upon his world. Refusing to yield to the clutches of fate and karma, he dares to defy the heavens themselves. Will he triumph over an insurmountable destiny, or succumb to fate like gods of unimaginable might did before him? The dreams of a deceased deity and the fate of a dying world hang precariously, hinged upon the future of this young man. He treads upon an endless bridge, forged from the corpses of the fallen. *** You can also reach out to: Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGUKu26aV Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/invites/contact/?i=9xjl0tq1cs3e&utm_content=qx5nrdu

After being imprisoned in the basement by her mother for ten years, she ended her cruel and tragic life in death when they forced her to hand over the key to the hidden treasure. Getting reborn in her teenage years, she woke up in the bed of that terrible and powerful man. This time, she must take revenge on her enemy, and now she must live. Having nicknamed 'The Loli of The East', this young lady broke through the heavily fortified private prison and managed to snatch the key that the man had been searching for as she escaped into the forest. "Woman, you've successfully attracted my attention." This man, who appeared to be the CEO of a business empire on the surface but was the godfather of the largest mafia, carried a military-tier bag and entered the forest. He felt that the Loli of The East possessed a fatal attraction. She was not a weak woman. On the contrary, she was stronger than most men in the world. Shen knew that the man in front of her was the Owl King. He was all-powerful, cold, and domineering, yet he was persistent towards her. Why did this man plan to do after chasing after her from outside the country into the country, even though she avoided him like the plague? Shen, "Stay away from me, will you?" Yan, "Baby, do you think it's possible?" She was the one and only daughter of the wealthy Shen family. She was the hope of the Shen family. Her battlefield was not within the bounds of a harem, nor was her battlefield centered around a man like a parasitic flower that clung onto her host. Her horizon did not look like that, and it should not be. Therefore, even if Yan built her a magnificent golden house, it would not be able to stop her heart that yearned to soar in the sky.

Lin Bei has transmigrated, and into the world of a game. Looking at the panel before him, he realizes his 'cheat' has arrived. Name: Lance Hamlet Occupation: Otherworldly Retainer [Ancient Bloodline]: The blood flowing through your veins grants you inspiration far beyond that of ordinary people. ... "So, my name is Lance now, huh?" In a story with a Cthulhu Mythos backdrop, having too high a level of inspiration is not a good thing. However, this has to be set aside for now. His top priority is to figure out how to survive in this world...

Sheng Tang raised a little pup, both adorable and obedient, but lately its behavior seems to be a bit off. "Tangtang is so sweet." "Tangtang's smile is so beautiful." "Tangtang is the most talented woman in the world." "Tangtang's acting skills are unmatched in the entertainment industry." Sheng Tang: You've been feeding me all this sweet talk, what are you up to? Mr. Gu: Is being a fawning admirer really so suspicious? Sheng Tang: ... You really want to be a dog, does your family know? Have I, your wife, agreed to this?

The Crown Prince of the Capital brought a woman back home, hiding her from sight and pampering her to the skies. Rumor has it she's just a bumpkin from the countryside, pretty but utterly useless. Capital city buzzes: Just a vase rising through beauty alone. When the college entrance examination results are released, why is the name of the national top scorer that very 'vase'? At the gathering for the Association of Painters' new apprentices, why is she standing next to the Chairman? ... As various disguises are unveiled, everyone is silenced, wishing they could hide. Who the hell said she was just a vase? Stand up! A certain lady, bullied, covers her hands and cries in pain. Lord Chen comforts her: My lovely wife is so beautiful and moving, why would you bully her? People, with anger they dare not express, cover their faces. Please make it clear, who is the one being bullied!

#NoCP Chu Zhi wakes up in a parallel world as a fallen idol—once China’s top star, now drowning in scandals: plagiarism, secret marriage, cheating rumors. The original owner’s tragic death (thanks to severe depression) leaves him with a ruined reputation, loaded with massive debt, and a bizarre [Idol Personality System]. To survive, he must complete absurd tasks: devouring spicy hotpot before a concert, chugging alcohol before filming—things no sane celebrity would dare do. Each act earns him "points" to unlock blind boxes, but the public thinks he’s spiraling into madness. Yet, beneath the chaos, Chu Zhi clings to music and his loyal fans. Can he weaponize the system’s madness to clear his name… or will he become the entertainment industry’s most glorious trainwreck? === English Original Title:《How could I be so unpopular when I started out as a top player?》 (Note: Title adapted for tone and readability while preserving the story’s core themes.) --- If you enjoy this translation and want to support me, you can do so by donating or subscribing here: https://patreon.com/rikhi https://ko-fi.com/rikhi

The Prince of Beijing Bo Ye is cold-blooded and uninterested in women. Little does anyone know, Bo Ye has a girl living in his villa. The girl is as soft and alluring as a siren, her skin is jade-like through to the bone, every smile and frown makes Bo Ye's eyes turn red. At an auction, Bo Ye purchases a diamond ring at a high price. Three months later, it appears on the hand of the starlet Jiang Ruan. The Beijing Circle instantly erupts. Media interviews: "Miss Jiang, what is your relationship with Mr. Bo?" Jiang Ruan smiles sweetly with dimples: "Just friends." Filming in Hengdian, she’s secretly photographed by paparazzi kissing through a floor-to-ceiling window, shooting to the top of the trending search. Moreover, it’s revealed that Bo Ye is suspected to be in Hengdian too! Reporters are in a frenzy: "Miss Jiang, was it Mr. Bo who kissed you?" Jiang Ruan calmly smiles: "I don’t know, my room is next door." While filming in the mountains, a sudden landslide occurs, and she watches in despair as people around her are crushed to death in an instant. Jiang Ruan loses all hope. Before losing consciousness, a man appears like a god descending, Jiang Ruan sees his indifferent face full of terror. A yearning voice keeps echoing: "Ruan Ruan, please don't sleep, I beg you." — Once Bo Ye: I don’t believe in Buddha. Later Bo Ye: I pray for Buddha’s blessing upon my wife, willing to trade ten years of my life to fall into Abi Hell after death, never to reincarnate again.

Doctor Xiao, the head of the Imperial Hospital known for his virtuous conduct both in medicine and virtues, gets embroiled in the case of the Concubine's false pregnancy and is beheaded. Male members aged twelve and above are exiled, while the women and children receive the Empress Dowager's grace and return to their ancestral home in Shu City. Unexpectedly, the clan members who had always been sheltered by Doctor Xiao refused to allow this group of women and children to enter, seized their ancestral property, and expelled them from the clan. A group of pampered women suddenly lacking anything, Xiao Chunnuan, who never showed off and only loved reading and making medicine, becomes the backbone of the entire family. She teaches her family to wash clothes and cook to survive; Teaches her sisters to dig wild vegetables and prepare herbs; Teaches her little brother about business and martial arts for physical strength; even if they can't take the imperial examination forthe next three generations, they must learn to read and write; She works hard to earn money while also aiding her exiled relatives; Her grandmother finds a marriage for Chunnuan, but it results in the Clan Leader's daughter coming to stir trouble. A kind person is bullied while a good horse is ridden, old grievances and new hates are accounted together, Xiao Chunnuan is never someone to hold back, whether in literary or martial battles, she can respond to the challenge!

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "I love you. I love you for the person that I knew yesterday, for the one I know today and for the one I will know tomorrow. Not even the secrets you are hiding from me can ever change that," .... What happens when a sweet Secretary in the morning becomes a cold-blooded lady in the veil of the night? ____ After watching her sister die, a vengeful woman vowed to take her revenge against the people who killed her sister. To do that, she has to change her identity and assume the name, Yang Zi and get into a fake relationship with the mastermind of her sister's murder. However, will she get the justice her sister deserve first? Or will her heart waver and fall in love? Enter Li Yifeng, a hot-tempered man and the CEO of the company Yang Zi works at. The two of them were like fire and water. They hated each other to the point that they would rather not be around each other. But what if Li Yifeng finds out that deep inside her, Yang Zi experienced a past that made her turn into a vicious woman? And what if he was already falling for her? ........ Excerpt. "Yang Zi, tell me, what do I have to do to win your heart?" Yifeng asked, still gasping for air. Yang Zi laughed weirdly when she heard his question. "Which heart do you want to win when I don't even have one?" Yang Zi chuckled. "You don't have a heart?" Yifeng asked a bit taken aback by her words. "Why did you say that? I once thought I didn't have a heart, but I realised recently that I was only deluding myself with such lies to cover up how I really feel. Anyone who says that they don't have a heart is a dead being because even a demon or monster has a heart. Anyone who can feel pain or happiness possesses a heart so you can't scare me away with your words," Li Yifeng responded firmly. "Maybe you do, but I don't," Yang Zi said unwaveringly before she stood up and walked away. .... Author's other book: 1) Birth of the devilish CEO: So what if I'm a lady? (Completed) 2) Rebirth Of The Evil Vampire Princess (Completed) 3) Mission XX: Seducing The Great Seducer (Completed) 4) Bedding My Vampire Mate (Ongoing) Support your dearest author here: https://www.patreon.com/Flabbergasted Instagram: @flabbergasted2155 Let's talk on discord about what you like and what you don't like about my novel. This is my discord server ID: https://discord.gg/NSA3qrP Disclaimer: book cover not mine, credit goes to the original artist.

Gods were slain… Devils were vanquished... Worlds clashed into oblivion! Bilim Vladir was the hope of humanity, the great Flaming Conqueror. Finally, after years of war and battle, Bil created an empire and could start a family. Unfortunately, Bil was betrayed and his family was assassinated. However, Bil secretly survived along with his newborn children, a brazen, ambitious boy named Jash and a calm, collected daughter named Nelphy. After eighteen years of secrets and hiding, Bil settles down by the city. Finally, Bil can retire and enjoy life as best as he can while living in the shadow of society. But the journeys of Bil’s two children, now official citizens and adults, have only just begun. They no longer have to wander and travel aimlessly. Finally, they get to live life as they’ve always dreamed of! Jash rushes into the world of veita and training! With a grin on his face, Jash has the determination to leave his mark on the world, no matter what he has to do. He’ll train with experts, decimate the battlefield, and… secretly destroy the empire?! Nelphy, however, accidentally learned Bil’s identity and now seeks to learn EVERYTHING that Bil has kept secret. She scours books and legends for every hint available. She’ll search for the aunt she never knew she had. She’ll… be hunted by her own brother!? And Bil… may be forced out of "retirement" to try and clean up the mess. ---Book 3 of 10 in the Quillverse--- ** PAUSED (till other Quillverse stories conclude) ** Art by @itsjustfroggy, found on Youtube, Twitter, or Twitch! **Note: You do NOT need to read my "Quillverse" series in order, but some books will have tie-ins or shared characters further back or further forward on the cosmic timeline.