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On the day Ash became a Pokemon Trainer, a chat group descended, and inside it were all versions of himself from parallel worlds! Champion Ash: Pokemon cannot be left in the wild, they need proper nutrition and specialized training guidelines. Ash the Aura Guardian: Pokemon aren't caught like this, you need to fight until they acknowledge you. Breeder Ash: Use cuisine to tame Pokemon, use cuisine to nurture them. Tactical Master Ash: Can you play battles? Do you understand rotation? Can you form a weather team? Are you skilled in poison strategy? Step aside, let me play. Celebrate! He embodies all of Ash's talents, surpassing time and space, and is considered an all-around Pokemon Trainer!

He traveled through the Pokémon world and became Giovanni's son, stepping up as the new boss of Team Rocket. "Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance, Steven Stone, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and sent them to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?" A reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket. "It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week." "It is said that you forcibly abducted Champion Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return Champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview. "Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it?" Mammon smiled. "By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the Champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you." THIS IS A TRANSLATION. Support Me at Pat Reon 40 Advanced chapters at: [email protected]/AVRKingsTL Replace @ with a. Image is not Mine.

Reincarnated into the world of Naruto and became Uzumaki Naruto himself! I thought I'd have to walk the same path as the original underdog's rise to power, but right from the start I awakened the [Bond System] - as long as I form connections with canon characters, I can gain opportunities to grow stronger! Flying Thunder God Technique? Learn it! Wood Release? Master it! Sage Mode? Perfect it! And secretly... WAIT A MINUTE! SASUKE IS A GIRL! PS.be prepared to lose a few brain cells also check out patreon.com/Eatinpieces for advance chapters

Tendo Simei transmigrated into an alternate dimension anime called "Stars." Bound to a "Popularity System," he could get anything he desired as long as he garnered enough popularity. Thus, a supremely popular villain, outstanding in appearance, formidable in strength, and delightful in personality, quickly emerged. Here are his abilities: Stellar Eclipse Eye: This ability allows for 100% observation of one's own and the target's "energy flow," enabling a 1-second pre-cognition of an opponent's next move in combat. Vector Control: This grants the ability to control the movement vectors of touched objects (e.g., the direction of an attack's impact, the path of energy flow). Hyper-computation: This puts the brain into a "hyper-frequency state," allowing for the simultaneous simulation of tens of thousands of deduction results to find the guaranteed winning solution. Super high popularity brought super strength, and super strength, in turn, brought super high popularity. Many years later, Tendo Simei, who "arduously" reached the pinnacle of the Stars through his "talent" and "effort," delivered an MVP acceptance speech befitting his character: "Rules? Those are shackles prepared for the weak. I, Tendo Simei, only follow the laws of my own heart." I handpick only the finest and most captivating novels for you. Don't forget to check out my other novels! p@treon HongMengZi

After his soul transmigrated into the world of Teyvat, Luo Qing was selected to become the new Trainee Fatui Harbinger, and he was about to be sent to Liyue on a diplomatic mission (to cause chaos). To his surprise, he awakened a “Frustration Value Collection System” — as long as he frustrated others, he could collect frustration points, which he could use to participate in a lottery. As he stared at the list of items in the lottery interface, Luo Qing fell deep in thought: “Spirit Speech: Time Zero,” “Multi-Shadow Clone Technique,” “Thunder Breathing Style,” “Golden Experience Requiem,” “Railgun,” “Gomu Gomu no Mi...” Why on earth were these things appearing in the world of Teyvat?! Given the notorious reputation of a Harbinger, Luo Qing knew that if he didn’t grow strong, he was certainly doomed to a miserable end. Thus, his style became... increasingly abstract... --- Years later, to prevent the infamous Fatui Harbinger, Luo Qing, from causing havoc everywhere, the people and political leaders of the Seven Nations united to issue a formal protest to Snezhnaya. In response, the Fatui in Snezhnaya issued an official statement: “This Harbinger is only a trainee. He has been dismissed.” --- Updates: Mon,Tues,Thurs-Sat To Unlock Bonus Chapters: Reach 30/40/50/100/200/400 Power Stones! 6 Extra Chapters! Reach 800 Power Stones to activate NP! Resets Weekly! [Monday] --- Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 原神：这个见习执行官太屑了 Author: 何一乐 --- Advanced Chapters! [patreon.com/WiseTL]

"The Professor Who Brought Eastern Flair to Hogwarts" "Dumbledore? Didn't he already graduate? Why is he back at school again?" "Oh, Severus, don't be so tense. He's the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" "Bloody hell, if I catch him eating hotpot out of a cauldron in the castle one more time, I'm challenging him to a duel." ······ "You are the worst class I've ever taught!" "But Professor, isn't this your first time teaching?" ······ "Miss Granger, as class monitor, you'll lead morning study sessions by the Black Lake every day." "Mr. Potter, as sports captain, after morning studies, you'll lead everyone in a lap around the Black Lake!" ······ "O.W.L. Exams: 100 Days Countdown" "Burn the boats—let's ace every single O.W.L.!" Meet Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul. Three years after graduation, he returns to Hogwarts as a professor, bringing a completely different kind of magic to the ancient castle. With his unconventional teaching methods—from hotpot dinners to military-style morning routines—this young professor is about to turn Hogwarts education upside down. Will his Eastern approach to magic education clash with traditional wizarding ways? Can he survive Snape's disapproval and Dumbledore's curious glances? And most importantly, can he actually help his students achieve those perfect O.W.L. scores? A hilarious and heartwarming tale of cultural fusion, unconventional teaching, and the magic that happens when East meets West at the world's most famous school of witchcraft and wizardry. Tags: Comedy, Slice of Life, Teacher-Student Dynamics, Cultural Fusion, Hogwarts AU

After being dropped into the world of Harry Potter, Leonard awakened a plant cultivation system. Any plant he touched could be massively enhanced, even absorbing materials from Magical Creatures to gain entirely new abilities. Chomping Cabbage can’t move? Only good for potion ingredients? Speed boost! Split! Shield breaker! Self-destruct! Cabbage, get in there and bite him! Venomous Tentacula doesn’t reach far enough? Dragon Breath! Poison Spray! Transform into an unfeeling artillery piece. What used to be plants that were only a little dangerous became the sworn enemies of wizards once Leonard got his hands on them. Then the Second Wizarding War erupted. Voldemort led his Death Eaters in an assault on Hogwarts—only to be met by rolling hills of Chomping Cabbages and Whomping Willows sprouting legs and covered in dragon scales. The battlefield turned into an all-out Plants vs. Wizards war. Voldemort: I’m losing my damn mind.

Fu Zhu accidentally transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail, bringing along a Minecraft system. By a stroke of luck, he becomes sworn siblings with the Trailblazer. The world may be broken, but MC is here to patch things up. Confronting Jarilo-VI's centuries-long Eternal Freeze, Fu Zhu whips out a Lava Bucket. "There's nothing a bucket of lava can't warm up!" Confronting the Abominations of Abundance, who endlessly revive using the power of the Ambrosial Arbor, Fu Zhu petitions the Seat of Divine Foresight to build an Abomination of Abundance grinding tower. "You get drops every time they die? Isn't this the perfect natural build for farming loot?!" Finally, confronting the ceaselessly expanding [Nihility] intent on returning everything to oblivion, Fu Zhu takes out Bedrock. "Why not just surround it?" honkai star rail x mincraft

Introduction Qiankun Wenqing Valley: After Tang San successfully defeated the God of Destruction, he planned to take action himself and begin taming Huo Yuhao... Suddenly, a mysterious black hole appeared, sucking all the creatures from the Douluo Continent and the God Realm into the plane cracks! Then, a comparison live broadcast appeared, revealing the vastly different lives of two Huo Yuhaos! Huo Yuhao in the Original World: As a child, he was bullied by the Duchess and Dai Huabin. During his time at Shrek Academy, he was deceived and manipulated. Even though he had a girlfriend, he could only look at her but never touch her! His surname was even changed in the finale! Controlled by Tang San like a mere pet, his life was nothing but tragedy. Huo Yuhao in the Parallel World: From a young age, he took control of his own fate—beheading the Duchess, defeating Dai Huabin, and escaping the Duke’s palace with his mother! He saw through the corruption of Shrek Academy in time and led everyone to flee together. As an adult, he took revenge personally, killing the scumbag Duke White Tiger! He destroyed the seal Tang San had placed on Wang Donger’s body, allowing her to give birth to a child, and when Tang San came to settle the score, he cut him to pieces... Original Timeline Huo Yuhao: "After comparing myself with him, I finally realize what a failure my life has been. I want to be like him. I refuse to be a coward any longer! Tang San, die!" Disclaimer: This is translation --- New Schedule: 14 Chapters/Week --- For advance chapters and exclusive content, join me on my Patreon: [patreon.com/Thebeginning331]

Ever since Uchiha Kei arrived in this world, he’s been extremely cautious. He swore to tread carefully and survive until the very end. But one day, he received a mission — to assist Minato Namikaze’s squad in destroying the Kannabi Bridge. And that’s when Uchiha Kei realized… he was screwed. patreon.com/MV1717