funny babysitter stories

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Apa jadinya bila seseorang di sekolahnya menyandang dua status yang berbeda? Mampukah ia menjalani dua peran sekaligus sebagai pelajar dan juga seorang Babysitter? Dialah Juwita Kemala, seorang gadis cantik dan lugu dari desa. Jauh berbeda dengan kebanyakan siswa pada umumnya, di mana mereka menjalani masa-masa SMA dengan riang gembira, Juwita justeru mewarnai kisah SMA nya dengan berprofesi sebagai seorang Babysitter. Semua berawal ketika Juwita diminta untuk berangkat ke kota demi menggantikan pekerjaan ibunya sebagai pengasuh bayi. Bayi yang diasuh olehnya bukanlah sembarang bayi. Ia bernama Purie Winona Perkasa, seorang gadis cantik nan congkak yang menjadi pewaris tunggal keluarga pengusaha kaya raya. Purie dijuluki "Giant Baby" atau bayi besar oleh karena sikapnya yang manja dan kekanakan. Rupanya keberangkatan Juwita ke kota merupakan awal dari segala polemik baru dalam kehidupannya. Ia tidak hanya terlibat cinta segiempat dengan Purie, Junior, dan juga Jimmy. Kedatangannya ke kota juga secara tidak sengaja menjadikan Juwita sebagai saksi kunci, yang mampu menguak tabir kelam kematian sang ibu dari Junior dan juga Jimmy. Junior Emerald Adi dan Jimmy Kelana Adi merupakan kakak-beradik yang juga berasal dari keluarga pengusaha ternama. Meski keduanya memiliki hubungan darah dan paras yang sama-sama tampan, namun sikap keduanya sangatlah jauh berbeda. Junior merupakan adik bungsu yang erat dengan julukan "Trouble Maker". Sementara Jimmy adalah kakak sulung yang tenang dan bijaksana. Keduanya mulai memasuki kehidupan Juwita maupun Purie ketika terlibat perjodohan antar keluarga pengusaha ternama tersebut. Layaknya seorang pelayan dengan putri raja, mampukah Juwita bersaing dengan Purie untuk mendapatkan pangeran hatinya? Mampukah ia meraih kebahagiaan dalam menjalani perannya sebagai pelajar sekaligus seorang babysitter? Pada siapakah sebenarnya perjodohan tersebut diperuntukkan? Kisah tentang masa-masa SMA yang berbeda! Tidak hanya dibumbui oleh kisah percintaan, tetapi juga tentang kerja keras, pengorbanan, persahabatan, dan juga balas dendam.

This hilarious fantasy story mixes mythological figures, cosmic entities, and a wolf babysitter with just too much contracts on his hands. It revolves around a Monstrous—though, gullible—wolf, reduced to a babysitter and a magnet for bad contracts. Ruben—formerly Ravenswood—is a classic “grumpy but good-hearted” reluctant hero. He is powerful and fearsome, but his terrible decision-making and misfortune always puts him in some kind of inconvenient pact. He got captured by a Human, who later tricked him into a lifelong contract of protecting his daughter, Alicia—whose identity is shrouded in mystery—who also turned out to be a psychotic Yandere! In an attempt to flee the suddenly-catastrophic Gihon—which is earth—with the Human’s daughter, Ruben was obstructed by Pluto, who also tricked him into an absurd pact to slay THE Cthulhu, as the ticket to let him through the other world. Ruben urgently sought to escape Gihon, so he unwisely agreed, only to recall who the all-powerful Cthulhu was. It was too late, though. Successfully crossing worlds to Pison—another type of earth—our Fenrir was met with the “Queen of the coast,” also known as Leviathan—a severe pervert. She attacked and defeated him, but when he woke up, she had apparently made a Master-servant pact with him, in his sleep. As they traveled seeking human cities in Pison, our misfortunate wolfie encountered a godman; Jobina, the daughter of Job, the second of the seven mortal powers. Jobina—a masochist with a vendetta against Leviathan, and a tendency to turn everything into a competition—attacked him for being associated with the evil Leviathan, only to be soundly defeated. Shocked by reality, Jobina protested that she also wanted a pact with Ruben, so he’ll coach her to be powerful. And when the time is right, she’ll slay Leviathan! Our easy-to-fool protagonist, and his terrible life choices, agreed, recruiting yet another troublemaker he’d have to babysit. He only wants an easy going life without problems and crisis! The story has a larger plot, where Ruben—and his babies—constantly, “accidentally,” ruin Sarvest—the antagonist—plans. Sarvest is used to dealing with gods and cosmic entities, not an unworthy—yet effective—opponent in a bubbling wolf-turned-human. Ruben later meets what we would call God—a dumb teenager who only cares about entertainment—who also duped Ruben, using his kind-heartedness, into some kind of horrible pact. “The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter” is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and unexpected twists. It follows Ruben’s misadventures as he navigates a world of cosmic powers, absurd pacts, and the challenges of babysitting a group of eccentric and overpowered individuals. With a larger plot involving Satanas’s grand schemes and Ruben’s accidental heroism, this tale promises both humor and a compelling narrative.

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

"Strip." "What?" "You really need me to spell it for you? Do your job and strip." His tongue explored her mouth aggressively as he groaned and pressed his naked bod on her. "W-wait...Raven." No, not yet. He didn't want to hear from her that she'll leave him just yet. "Ah. Ah! Wait. Please. R-raven." "Ngh." "H-hah! G-gentle please." "Who do you belong to?" Silence. Raven smacked her butt cheeks, leaving angry red marks on her skin. It was beautiful. "Y-yours." "Louder, kitten. Who do you belong to?!" "YOURS. I'M YOURS, RAVEN. YOURS ALONE." ****** "You see. That was my problem, baby. I couldn’t forget you after that night. I wouldn’t want our time together to last for only a night." A one night stand with a man in exchange for cash. It was supposed to be that simple for Therese, a struggling college student who was in desperate need of money. Although she could not forget the handsome stranger who took her virginity, she willed herself to move on and look for a more stable source of income. But the next day, Therese received an email from a man named Raven Desmond, offering her a babysitting job with a suspiciously huge pay. For some reason, she thought she knew that name before and curiosity led her to accept the job. She was shocked to learn that Raven was the same man who gave her an unforgettable night. Raven Desmond had it all. He is young, handsome, and the heir to a billion-dollar tech company called DesmondTech. Despite being a single dad, he could have any woman he wanted and Therese was no exception. After their one night stand, he was left craving for more. Specifically, her body. It was a coincidence that his 5-year old son, Keith Desmond, was needing a nanny when he saw that she was needing a job. Raven will do anything to have the best of both worlds. He wasted no time and sought for Therese as he gave her a once in a lifetime opportunity that she wouldn’t be able to resist. Therese’s life took an unexpected turn when she found herself becoming a nanny by day and Raven’s personal escort by night. Surprisingly, she found herself growing attached to her job and slowly falling in love with Raven. But the question remains: will she be able to leave as planned when the babysitting deal has finally come to an end?

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

Victor Reed was left to raise his five-year-old nephew after his brother and sister-in-law died in a car accident. When he hires Sarah Johnson to babysit Benjamin, they both can’t deny the feelings they have for each other. While Sarah is afraid of allowing herself, Victor is conflicted for falling in love. Will Sarah be able to break his CEO's icy heart? Will Victor convince Sarah that she belongs by his side? * “She could feel how much he desired her. Probably in the same intensity in which she desired him. However, what were they doing? She knew they didn’t belong to one another, but every time they were together like this, she couldn’t remind herself of why not. “Sarah…” he managed to whisper, separating from her for a brief second to breathe. “How are you doing this to me?” The CEO's Babysitter is created by Rafaella Dutra, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.