funny sentences to start a story

There was a detective named Dave. He was so clumsy that he once tripped over his own shadow while chasing a suspect. But one day, he got a case that would change his life. A priceless diamond had been stolen from the city's biggest museum. Dave started his investigation by accidentally knocking over a whole stack of files in the police station. And so, his journey to solve the mystery began.

Once upon a time, in a land where the trees had eyes and the rivers sang songs, there lived a young adventurer named Tim. He woke up one morning to find that his shoes had grown wings overnight. And so, his magical adventure began.

On a sunny day at the beach, she was building a sandcastle when he walked by and couldn't help but stop to admire her creation. 'That's an amazing sandcastle,' he said with a smile.

One day, in a bustling coffee shop, their eyes met across the crowded room. It was as if time stood still for a moment.

You could begin with a character's internal thought such as, 'I never thought my life would change so drastically on this ordinary day.' This gives a peek into the character's mindset.

Night falls and the stars are shining. I come to the seaside alone. The sea breeze was cool and pleasant. I closed my eyes and enjoyed this quiet and peaceful night. The thick gray clouds in the sky were so low that it seemed like they would fall and hit people at any time. The people on the streets hurried past as if the gray sky was their entire world. Walking along the mountain road, the scenery along the way became more and more beautiful. The vegetation was verdant, the birds were singing, and the fragrance of flowers was as if walking into a natural oxygen bar. The morning sun had not risen yet, and there were only faint stars and clouds in the sky. I came to the top of the mountain and looked up at the sky. I saw the sun slowly rising above the sea of clouds, emitting a gentle light. As night fell, the city's lights shone as if they were lighting up the night. I walked on the streets of the city, enjoying the bustling night scene. In the middle of the vast grassland, there was a small meandering stream. The water was so clear that one could see the bottom of the river. Fish were swimming leisurely in the water. In the distance, a few yurts reflected the blue sky and white clouds like a beautiful paradise. 7. Walk along the river. The trees on both sides of the river are towering into the clouds. The river is so clear that you can see the fish playing in the water. On the small island in the middle of the river, there were a few local residents taking a walk or fishing. It was a very comfortable life. 8 Rainy days, the rain pattered down. I came to a mountain and looked at the distant peak as if I was in a mysterious world. In the vast desert, a small stream flowed slowly, and the sand flew in the wind. It was like a desolate and mysterious world. In the distance, some camels were leisurely eating grass as if this desert had its own home. At sunset, the golden sun shines on the sea surface, making it sparkle. Seagulls are flying in the sky, people are taking a walk on the beach, enjoying the beautiful sea view, and they are in a very happy mood.

" The Villain Chat Group of the Universe " was a novel with a very novel plot. The author used the pen name " Don't Dance Awkwardly ". This novel was very light and funny. It was a complete novel, and the readers could feel the happy atmosphere from the name. In addition, there was also a novel called " The Beloved Concubine's Drinking Addict: The Prince's Going ". It was also a funny joke with a routine that made the readers laugh until their stomachs hurt. These novels were all works with unique routines, and there was no lack of divine works written by great gods.

The following were some of the recommended funny immortal cultivation novels: " Hilarious Wuliang Concubine: My Consort Loves Money Too Much "," Hilarious Immortal Cultivation Adorable Fox Cannot Escape "," Transformed Immortal Cultivation God Tycoon "," I'm Raising Pigs in the Xianxia World "," Immortal Cultivation, the Most Scamming Kind "," Useless Immortal Cultivation Koi Fish "," Top-grade Heaven-defying Immortal Cultivation System "," Dao Fa Void ", and so on. These novels are all completed funny immortal cultivation novels. I hope you like them!

It's better to drink than to drink. 2. Drink in moderation. Life is short. Don't let drinking ruin everything. 3. Drink happily, drink freely, don't drink until you're muddle-headed. Be the last to drive home. Don't treat others as fools when drinking, and don't treat yourself as a fool. You must pay attention to your safety when drinking. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. Don't drink and drive. 6. Drinking is harmful to the body. It is better to exercise more to maintain good health. Let drinking become a good memory.

To be continued Condor Hero, save me! 3. The high-energy non-combatants in front of them should retreat quickly! I am not talented, I don't have golden armor, I don't have seven-colored clouds, I don't have the attention of thousands of people, I only have one true heart. I don't know if you are willing to be my purple glow. If the Jianghu is dangerous, please return to the cabin.