sasuke calls sakura annoying fanfiction

"Traveling through Konoha, becoming Uchiha Sasuke, system activated. Konoha's genius? Have you ever seen a 'genius' who graduated at the age of twelve?! A so-called genius who's either getting slapped in the face or on the verge of it, is that even a genius? I, the great Uchiha Sasuke, Konoha's genius, possessing the bloodline limit every ninja in the world dreams of, and yet I've never truly shown off properly even once. This is intolerable! Starting with maxed-out talents, let the world know what it truly means to be an Uchiha! What it means to be a real genius! __________ Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. Original Name: 木叶：我佐助，开局天赋拉满 Author: 一条狸花猫 ____________ patreon.com/Leanzin

Okazumi Tsutomu lived an ordinary life, but it was in death that his life would truly start. Tsutomu is given the chance to reincarnate in Naruto's world as Haruno Sakura with cheats. Unfortunately for him, he is given the wrong character template cheat due to a clerical error: the Let’s Aim to Become the Best Kunoichi, Kyuun~ Manyuu Chifusa Breast Flow System. With this joke of a system that allows her to steal other women's breasts, can the new Sakura survive until the end of the story? Or is there more to Breast Flow than meets the eye? Read and find out! (This will mostly be a comedy, so don't expect too much degeneracy or smut lol)

On his way fleeing from Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke encounters a man named Uchiha Kaito. "Call me uncle, oh! Little Sasuke," the man said. Following this uncle, Sasuke witnesses the truths hidden beneath the mist of the ninja world. You can read more chapters ahead of everyone on p@treon. P@TREON - [email protected]/lessaservantofcosmos (just replace the "@" with "a") Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or it's characters neither this fanfic. The image used in the cover isn't mine. This is Chinese fanfiction. I'm just translating it. I'm just changing the name and some grammar. I'm trying to make it more understandable. All right reserved to the author 破碎泰迪 (for the fanfic) and Masashi Kishimoto (for Naruto)

Warning: This is a translations of a Chinese Fanfic and may contain some Chinese elements(I try to remove/replace whatever I can, but forced to leave some in to maintain the chapter’s integrity). Travel through Konoha, become Uchiha Sasuke, and the system turns on. Wood Ye genius? Have you ever seen a genius who graduated at the age of twelve! The genius of ghosts is either slapped in the face or on the way to be slapped in the face. Is there such a genius? I am dignified Uchiha Sasuke, Mu Ye Tian, ​​who has the blood succession limit that all ninjas in the ninja world dream of, but I have never pretended to be a complete force. It's unbearable! Full opening talent, let the world know what Uchiha is! What is a real genius! this sasuke will have killua like lighting abilities form hxh there will always be more chapter on patreon and you can check it out what is the latest chapter I have uploaded and if you can plz support me patreon.com/AZofficial https://www.buymeacoffee.com/AZofficial Join my Patreon and get early access to translated and proofread chapters!

(SI/No Meta/OCxNaruto endgame/full "reconstruction" of the entire franchise through Shippuden and Boruto) Bronze Winner – Webnovel Fanfic Fiesta! I died in the wrong forest…and woke up in Konoha, in the body of a girl. I was an anxious second-grader bleeding out in the woods. In this one I open my eyes in a hospital bed, as “Sylvie” – an orphan with no clan, no past, and a body that feels strangely more right than what I left behind. The village calls me just another stray, but one loud blond boy with whisker marks decides otherwise. I become Naruto’s first real friend...and, when Team 7 forms, the kunoichi standing where Sakura would have been. This is Naruto’s tale of never giving up. It’s also mine: the boy who died once, became a girl, and refused to let anyone face their nightmares alone. And in a village built on shadows and used to treating children as tools: staying together is a war of its own. [2026 Summer Release Schedule: 1-2 chapters from Mon-Sun (@8gmt & 19gmt)]

In the year 1495 of the Grand Line calendar, the Roger Pirates, escaping a storm, picked up six-year-old Haruno Sakura. Year 60 of the Konoha Calendar, the Civilian Ninja, Haruno Sakura, entered the Ninja Academy with the top score in Chakra Reserves. Since fate had given her this opportunity, whether on the high seas or in the Ninja World, Sakura would make her name resound across the world. -In short, let the battle begin! {The Main Character is a Male in his previous life.) (No Yuri, No Marriage) --- Check out my other novels at my Profile... Advanced Chapters: patreon.com/ChickenGOD

I've been reincarnated into the Naruto universe. And to top it all off, I'm a girl now! There are no special perks here – no helpful systems, no cheat codes. It's just the brutal reality of life as a shinobi, but... Please note: This is a translated version. All credit and rights are reserved by the original author. Original: 三竦樱传 作者：时间她总说谎 patreon.com/Shinobi_Scrolls -50 Advance Chapters

Sasuke en la batalla final con naruto, en el ataque final de ambos se abre un portal debido al choque de ondas de ying y yang de ambos absorbiendo a uno de ellos. Ahora llega a un mundo donde el se convierte en el otro niño que vivió PD: No soy dueño de Harry Potter, JK Rowling sí.

When I woke up as Sakura Haruno in the world of Naruto, I thought I’d just play along, survive the Chunin Exams, maybe get a little stronger, and coast through to the ending. Simple, right? But then it happened— [Ding! Time Rift Authorization: Awakening World-Breaker Protocol] Apparently, my “cheat” wasn’t here to make me stronger. It was here to remake the entire timeline—and if I’m not careful, I might accidentally erase the world in the process. Oops? Now I’m juggling school, secret time-space anomalies, and the fact that a casual sneeze might tear open a dimensional rift. Great. Forget Sasuke. Forget love triangles. This version of Sakura is about to become the most overpowered anomaly the Shinobi World has ever seen. But first… can I survive breakfast with my mom without triggering a paradox?

I thought I would walk the same old path: the dead–last underdog, the passionate counterattack, the destiny everyone already knows. But the moment I opened my eyes, the Bond System awakened. As long as I form a bond with an original character, I gain the chance to grow stronger. Flying Thunder God? Learn. Wood Release? Practice. Sage Arts? Cultivate. Secretly acquiring a pair of Mangekyō Sharingan and opening a mysterious masked identity? Also yes. Just as Naruto was ready to rewrite regrets, surpass the canon, and stand at the peak of life… Fate prepared its own “surprise”. During an ordinary day, Naruto was teasing a long-haired tsundere Uchiha girl, feeling a strange mix of affection and melancholy. “She’s adorable… but in a few years, a certain ‘dutiful son’ will wipe out her entire clan. I need to find a way to stop that.” Then—— [Ding! Congratulations to the Host: Initial bond formed with the original character ‘Uchiha Sasuke’!] Naruto: “…Huh?!” Sasuke? That cool, brooding, humming idiot? But the one in front of him is clearly a tiny black-haired Uchiha girl, awkward, tsundere, and absolutely not Sasuke. Oh. Right. Her name is… Sasuke.