funny rugby jokes stories

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

A story about a young rugby fan. This little boy went to his first rugby match. He was so excited that when the referee blew the whistle for a penalty, he thought it was a call for ice - cream. So he ran onto the field yelling 'Ice - cream! Ice - cream!'. The players and the crowd had a good laugh, and the little boy was a bit confused but also had a great time at the match.

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

There was a game where the referee's whistle got stuck. Every time he tried to blow it, it made a really strange, long - drawn - out sound. The players were so confused. One player even stopped in the middle of a tackle and just stared at the referee, not knowing if the play was still on or not. It took a while for them to figure out what was going on and get a new whistle.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.

Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.