ultima online funny stories

There was this time when I joined a guild in Ultima Online. We decided to have a friendly race across the virtual world. Everyone had different mounts. One guy had a really slow donkey, but he was so determined. He kept shouting funny things like 'My donkey may be slow, but it has heart!' and we all ended up waiting for him at the finish line, laughing the whole time.

Once in Ultima Online, a newbie player tried to tame a wild horse. But instead of using the proper taming skills, he started chasing it around while yelling 'Come here, you stubborn thing!' It took him hours until he finally realized his mistake. It was really hilarious.

One funny story in Ultima Online was when a newbie player thought they could tame a dragon just like any other small creature. They spent hours trying different spells and items, but of course, the dragon just roared and sent them running for their lives. It was hilarious to watch from afar.

I remember a story where players were trying to build a huge tower in the game. But they kept messing up the construction. One part of the tower would collapse and then another. In the end, instead of a tower, it looked like a big pile of rubble with players standing on top of it looking confused. It was a really comical sight.

There was this one time when a group of players were exploring a dungeon. One of them got scared by a rat and started running in circles, screaming. His friends were laughing so hard that they couldn't even help him. They just watched as he ran into a wall. It was a moment full of laughter in Ultima Online. Well, you know, in the game, the dungeon environment can be a bit spooky sometimes, and that little rat was just the trigger for this comical situation. And the reaction of the other players, instead of being helpful right away, added to the humor of the whole event.

There was a story where a group of players decided to have a race. However, they didn't set clear rules. One player rode a horse, another used a magic carpet, and one even tried to run on foot while using a speed - enhancing potion. Mid - race, the potion - user's character started running in circles uncontrollably. The others stopped to laugh and it turned into a big, messy, but very funny event.

One great PK story in Ultima Online was when a small group of players managed to outwit a large, well - equipped guild in a PvP battle. They used the terrain to their advantage, hiding in the forest and launching surprise attacks. The underdogs won by being more strategic.

In ultima online, a revenge story can start from a simple argument between two players. One player might insult the other. The insulted player then decides to take revenge. He could spread false rumors about the other player in the game world, causing other players to avoid the one who insulted him. And he might also try to sabotage the other player's quests by secretly helping the monsters they are fighting against.

A guild in Ultima Online once had a huge PK battle against a rival guild. It was a battle for territory. The two sides clashed in an open field. One side had better magic users, but the other had stronger melee fighters. In the end, it was the guild that managed to combine their magic and melee attacks more effectively that won. It was a really exciting battle to watch and was talked about for a long time in the game.

In Ultima Online, the Bartender's story could involve being a source of information. Since bartenders often know a lot in many settings, in this game too, they might be the ones that players go to when they need to find out about a hidden quest or a mysterious location. They could also be part of some local events, like a celebration in the tavern where they work, adding to the overall immersive experience of the game.