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A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
195 Chs
Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

Farm System, Baby, and a Fortune: My '70s Divorce

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?
Urban
113 Chs
Toilet Seat Up Funny Story
One funny story is when my friend was in a rush to use the bathroom at a new place. He didn't notice the toilet seat was up and sat right down. There was a big splash! He was so shocked and then started laughing at himself. It was really hilarious.
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2024-12-08 00:04
What are the features of cute toilet seat cartoons?
Cute toilet seat cartoons usually have bright colors, funny characters, and maybe some cute patterns or designs.
1 answer
2025-06-11 08:43
What is special about a comic toilet seat?
It could have funny or unique designs that make it stand out and add some fun to your bathroom.
1 answer
2025-06-05 10:30
What are some funny toilet seat cartoons?
There are many! Like ones with characters having crazy expressions on the toilet seat or ones with funny designs and patterns.
2 answers
2025-06-16 19:08
Internet celebrity recommended toilet seat cushion
Here are some recommended toilet seats: 1. [Jie Liya disposable toilet seat cushion: This is the best-selling hot product that swept across all the big internet celebrities 'live streaming rooms. It comes in an individual packaging with a sticker. It's long and has a good dirt separation effect. It's suitable for travel, hotels, and is also suitable for pregnant women to use during confinement.] 2. ** Silastic toilet seat **: All-season, waterproof, toilet seat is all wrapped and disposable. There are various color combinations to choose from. The price is between $11.00-$61.00. 3. ** Northern European style contrast color toilet handle cushion woolen knitted toilet cover **: The material is terry. It doesn't shed hair, color, or crumbs. It's soft and skin-friendly. It can keep you warm in winter. The price is 7 yuan. 4. ** One-time toilet seat cushion (TikTok Mall model)**: Internet celebrity home travel products, universal throughout the four seasons, final price 5.68 yuan/piece. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
1 answer
2026-08-01 18:49
Tell me a cat toilet seat scary story.
Once there was a cat that seemed to be possessed near the toilet seat. Every night, strange scratching noises came from the bathroom. When the owner peeked in, they saw the cat sitting on the toilet seat, its eyes glowing red. It would hiss at nothing and then suddenly jump at the mirror as if fighting an invisible enemy. It made the owner too scared to use the bathroom at night.
2 answers
2024-11-13 03:39
Can you share a funny toilet seat story?
Well, there was this time when I visited an old - fashioned hotel. The toilet seat in the room was really high. It was like sitting on a throne. I felt so ridiculous trying to climb up and sit on it properly. And when I finally managed, I just burst out laughing at how absurd the whole situation was.
1 answer
2024-11-23 21:16
Toilet Seat Up Funny Story at a Public Place
I once heard a story about a man in a public restroom. He left the toilet seat up. The next person who entered was a lady in a hurry. She didn't look carefully and almost sat on the uncovered toilet. She shrieked so loudly that people outside the restroom could hear. It was really funny in a way.
2 answers
2024-12-08 18:26
Why do boys lift the toilet seat in cartoons?
It's often shown for comedic effect or to highlight some kind of mischievous behavior.
3 answers
2025-06-17 02:01
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