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Three years ago, President Qiao did not hesitate to sign the papers when Xia Ning placed the divorce papers in front of him. Three years later, she is an up-and-coming star in show biz; watched by the public but knee-deep in scandals. He is a resolute emperor in the business world; powerful and omnipotent. Their paths were supposed to be separate and independent, but— Standing at her door, the legendary ruthless and unyielding diamond bachelor asks for a remarriage. A cute bun appears from behind and gazes at Xia Ning with his big, starry eyes. "Mummy, Daddy will cook, I will warm the bed, please take us in."

Ethan's life is built on rules and routines. Everything changes when a cheerful girl steals his favorite window seat on the first day of college. What begins as a small argument slowly turns into friendship, laughter, and an unexpected love story. Sometimes, the person who steals your seat ends up stealing your heart.

Born as the eldest in a poor family, Michael always thought it was his duty to provide. All his life he has dedicated his whole being into working. Everything was going well. He found a job, and income was flowing. Heading into bed with the intention of taking a temporary slumber, Michael awoke to find himself in Krodoa, a planet that was filled with magic. Born as a cripple, Michael believed it was the gods' way of saying, "you may rest". But those same gods got him involved in various... incidents. Can the overworked Michael find the time to rest?

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[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

HARTEN: The Birth of a Beast ​"In a world that loves monsters, he chose to become the one that eats them." ​After a catastrophic plane crash over the dark heart of Africa, eleven-year-old Ahmed—a boy once defined by his weakness and the scars of bullying—is left for dead. But as the wreckage smolders, the fragile child dies with it. From his ashes, a new identity is forged: Harten. ​Rescued by a mysterious, sharp-witted man named Joe, Harten is thrust into a brutal trial of survival. In this unforgiving jungle, fear is no longer a shackle—it is a weapon. Guided by Joe’s cryptic philosophy, Harten must learn to master the three levels of fear, transforming his primal instincts into a lethal art form. ​Lost in the abyss, wounded and alone, Harten’s journey is no longer just about finding a way home. It’s about answering a haunting question: When the weak are pushed to the brink, will they break... or will they hunt?

I stood at the summit of the most absurd comedy, in a sleek, modern mansion, living a prosperous life filled with joy, only for it all to vanish in an instant. “What are you waiting for? Lucia, take your suitcase and leave. Disappear from my sight!” The man was my father, a figure who once loved me, before the blonde woman stood by his side. “From today, Anderson is no longer your family name. You are no longer my daughter!” He disappeared behind the tall black gates, leaving me with the disgrace of a situation I couldn't comprehend. A familiar, mocking laugh pierced my ears. I turned to see Emily's sneering face. “Well, Lucia? Do you still not believe how easily I influenced your father?” She stepped closer, reaching out to touch my dark hair. I snarled in anger, dodging her touch, and grabbed her face, scratching it fiercely. “Aww!! Help me! Let go of me, Lucia! Damn it!!”

Lin Chen wanted a peaceful campus life: hanging out with friends, playing basketball, and passing his classes. But everything changed when he accidentally stole a seat from Zhou Mingyu, the top student known for being unapproachable. After catching Lin Chen nearly cheating on a quiz, Zhou offered to tutor him. As they spent time together through study sessions and late-night conversations, Lin Chen discovered that the seemingly distant Zhou was actually warm and vulnerable. Now, he couldn't help but wonder: Was this just tutoring, or was it something more?

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.