jokes about graduates

It's a common topic for college graduates to find a job. Here's some information that might be useful: 1. You need to prepare yourself to find a job. This included improving your skills and knowledge, preparing your resume, and interviewing skills. He also needed to understand the field he was interested in and find a job that was related to his interests. 2. Taking part in more internships and volunteer work can increase your work experience and improve the persuasiveness of your resume. 3. Use social media and online resources to find job opportunities such as recruitment websites, Social networks, and career forums. 4. Consider seeking help and advice from friends, family, teachers, or mentors. In the process of looking for a job, you can also consider starting a business or participating in other career options such as freelancing, online education, etc. It may take some time and effort to find a job, but as long as you keep a positive attitude and work hard, I believe you will be able to find a satisfactory job.

I recommend "Reborn's Favorite Business Queen" to you. The female protagonist of the novel, Feng Youran, graduated from primary school eight years ago. After five years of hard work, she was admitted to a private undergraduate veterinarian major and became a disgrace to her family. However, after being framed, she returned to her childhood and acted with a new attitude, determined to take back everything that belonged to her. If you like stories about career wars and independent female protagonists, this book is definitely for you. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗

Journey to the West was a very famous classical novel. It told the story of Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Monk Sand, who went through 81 difficulties to obtain the true scripture. Although this was a classic work, there were also some funny jokes. The following is an example: One day, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie met a monster on their way to the Western Paradise. The monster looked very scary. Sun Wukong wanted to challenge the monster and asked,"What is your name?" The monster replied,"I'm called Black Bear Spirit." Sun Wukong asked again,"Why are you called Black Bear Spirit?" "Because my color is black," answered the black bear spirit. Sun Wukong thought about it and said,"Then why are you so black?" The black bear spirit replied,"Because I ate a lot of black bear meat and bear paws, so I became so black." Although this joke was a little absurd, it showed some strange creatures and humorous plots in Journey to the West.

Once upon a time, there were three turtles. They were the black turtle, the red turtle, and the blue turtle. They were very good friends, but because they walked very slowly, they had hardly been anywhere. So they decided to go and see the scenery on the mountain while they were still alive. It took them ten years to finally climb to the top of the mountain. When they happily took out the instant noodles they had prepared, they realized that they had forgotten to bring hot water. So the black turtle bravely went back to get hot water, while the red turtle and the blue turtle decided to wait for him to come back and eat instant noodles together. This story shows the friendship between turtles and the slow movements of turtles.

Detective Conan is a very popular Japanese mystery novel with many interesting plots and jokes. Here are a few jokes about Detective Conan: There was a character in Detective Conan called Kudo Shinichi. He had a habit of leaving behind a " Shinichi " fingerprint after every murder. One day, he was eating in a restaurant. The waiter asked him what drink he wanted. Kudo Shinichi hesitated for a moment and then said,"I want a cup of 'Shinichi Juice'." One of the two Detective Conan characters was called Maori Kogoro. He always tried to hide his reasoning ability. Every time he solved a case, he would say," I've ruled out all possibilities and there's only one possibility." Then he would explain why. Once, Maori Kogoro suddenly jumped up and said,"No, no, it's not that! " I have already ruled out all possibilities. There is only one possibility." At this time, Conan suddenly said," Maori Kogoro, you are not alone. All of our logic has been defeated by you." Among the three Detective Conans, there was a character called Akai Shuichi who always tried to hide his identity, so he was called "Akai Hermit". Once, he met a woman in a bar who told him,"I'm Akai Shuichi's sister." "Your sister?" Shuichi asked in surprise. Are you sure you are Akai Shuichi?" "No, I'm not Shuichi Akai's sister. I'm Shuichi Akai's lover," the woman replied. These jokes are just a small part of Detective Conan. I hope they can bring you some fun.

I can provide you with some jokes about green tea. Here are a few examples: Why is green tea sweet? Because it had added sugar. Why can green tea help you lose weight? Because it reduced the intake of calories. 3 Why can green tea be refreshing? Because it contains coffee. Why can green tea prevent dental cavities? Because it reduced the growth of bacteria. Why can green tea reduce inflammation? Because it contained tea vitamins. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!

Of course. Here are a few jokes about interviews: 1 Why do interviewers always ask "Do you have any questions for me?" Because they wanted to hear that your biggest question was that you had no questions about your class. Why do some people show a strange expression during the interview? Because they might be thinking,"How should I answer this question? I'm ready, but that doesn't mean I really want to ask anything." 3 How to answer the interviewer's question in the interview "What do you think is your greatest strength?" "I'm a very confident person." The interviewer may ask,"How do you think this confidence is cultivated?" "I've been training like this since I was young." I hope these jokes will make you laugh and remind you to maintain a confident and positive attitude during the interview.

The recommended books for high school graduates were as follows: 1 "Alive"-Yu Hua This is a novel that reflects the life of the Chinese countryside. Through the experiences of the protagonist, Fu Gui, it tells the hardships of life and the indomitable spirit. This book profoundly revealed the complexity of human nature and the nature of survival, which was very enlightening for young people. 2 "Three-body"-Liu Cixin This was a science fiction novel that was hailed as a milestone in Chinese science fiction literature. It described the confrontation and confrontation between mankind and the Three-Body Civilization, involving physics, philosophy, history, and many other disciplines. It was highly thoughtful and profound. 3. The Little Prince-Anthony de Saint-Exupéry This was a classic fairy tale about a little prince who set off from his own planet to travel to various planets. This book tells the true meaning and philosophy of life through simple but profound language, which is very beneficial for young people. 4. Care-relieving Grocery Store-Keigo Higashino It was a mystery novel about a grocery store owner who solved people's psychological confusion. This book is full of warmth and touching details. Through the narration of the story and the setting of the characters, it profoundly reveals the nature and psychological depths of human nature. 5 The Kite Runner-Kared Husseini This is a touching novel about a young afghan. This book reflects the history and culture of afghanistani by telling the story of the protagonist's growth, while also revealing the kindness and cruelty of human nature.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

When you hear someone explain the pressure of computers by listening to an article on the Internet, you can say something like: He said that computers sometimes feel pressure, just like you feel when you're playing computer games in the kitchen. But what he didn't know was that the computer would also feel the same pressure when it was playing computer games, just like the pressure you felt when you played computer games in the kitchen.