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In der Nacht vor ihrer Hochzeit brannte ihr Verlobter mit seiner Geliebten durch. Aus Frustration packte sie den Mann, der vor dem Amt für zivile Angelegenheiten stand: "Präsident Mo, Ihre Braut ist nicht angekommen und mein Bräutigam ist weggelaufen... Darf ich vorschlagen, dass wir heiraten?" Vor der Hochzeit sagte sie: "Selbst wenn wir das gleiche Bett teilen würden, würde nichts zwischen uns passieren!" Nach der Hochzeit sagte er: "Wenn wir es nicht versuchen, wie sollen wir es dann wissen?"

(Apokalypse-Landwirtschaft, Süßes Haustier 1V1) Sobald sie die Augen öffnete, stellte Su Shu fest, dass sie zwei Monate vor der Apokalypse wiedergeboren wurde. Vor ihrer Wiedergeburt hatte ein gewisser Mann drei Jahre lang über sie gewacht und sie beschützt, fast so weit gehend, dass er sie nach Hause schleppte, um sie ganz zu verschlingen. Nach ihrer Wiedergeburt musste sie nicht nur ihre liebenswerte, geniale Nichte großziehen, sondern sich auch um einen wölfischen Ehemann kümmern. Diese Apokalypse war ein bisschen anders! Das bemitleidenswerte Ich aus ihrem früheren Leben hatte jetzt nicht nur einen himmelstrotzenden Raum, sondern auch blutsverwandte Familie, und dazu noch die nachsichtige Verwöhnung von Tang Dashao, der hemmungslos Hundefutter verstreute. Su Shu dachte, selbst wenn der Himmel von ihr verlangen würde, alles zurückzusetzen und noch einmal von vorne anzufangen, würde es nichts ausmachen. Sie würde einfach Buddha treffen, Buddha töten; einen Geist treffen, einen Geist töten!

Lin Xuan was just an ordinary guy—until he awakened the Roasting System, a unique ability that allows him to grow stronger through verbal combat. Every time he delivers a high-quality roast, he gains experience, unlocks new abilities, and even enhances his physical strength. From humiliating arrogant school bullies to out-debating top scholars, Lin Xuan quickly rises through the ranks, earning both admiration and enemies. But words alone aren’t enough. As his reputation grows, so does the danger. When he is invited to the underground fighting circuit, Lin Xuan realizes that his quick wit must now be paired with real combat skills. Facing off against ruthless martial artists, cunning strategists, and shadowy organizations, Lin Xuan must adapt, evolve, and master both psychological and physical warfare. With his sharp tongue, powerful new techniques, and an ever-growing legend, Lin Xuan sets out to prove that words can be sharper than swords—but when fists start flying, will he be able to back up his talk? A thrilling mix of comedy, action, and strategy, Roast to Power delivers an unforgettable ride filled with intense battles, clever mind games, and a protagonist who refuses to lose—whether in an argument or in a fight.

„Vater, bitte lass nicht zu, dass ich zu ihm gehe. Ich werde hart arbeiten ... Ich werde deine Magd sein, aber bitte nicht zum Alpha!" „Sie ist die Richtige. Ich wähle sie“, erklärte der Alpha und zeigte auf das blutende, in Lumpen gekleidete Mädchen, das niemand wollte. „Zeig nie wieder dein Herz“, antwortete sie stumm und ging in den Sturm, blutend, schwanger, allein. Vor fünfzehn Jahren wurde Heather Sage als eine seiner „Zucht-Kandidatinnen“ an den gefürchtetsten Alpha-König des L-Rudels verkauft. Verraten und verbannt, nachdem sie ihren einzigen Sohn im Sturm zur Welt gebracht hatte, verschwand sie – nur um Jahre später als eine überaus unabhängige Geschäftsfrau zurückzukehren, die von Alphas aus dem ganzen Rudel begehrt wird. Nun muss Heather ihr Leben zurückerobern, ihren Sohn beschützen und sich dem Alpha stellen, der sie einst für sich beanspruchte, sowie dessen mächtigem Zwillingsbruder – einem milliardenschweren CEO. Inmitten von hochriskanten Geschäftsabschlüssen, königlichen Intrigen und tödlichen Geheimnissen wird Heather für Rache, Liebe und ihr Recht, ihr eigenes Schicksal zu wählen, kämpfen.

A story of two geniuses, their arranged marriage, love, families and their fights with lots of laughs! The male lead is a CEO but this CEO is not a cheater, abuser or a fool to misunderstand his wife! Kevin and Alena are childhood sweethearts but never had the chance to confess! Fate and some misunderstandings part them for ten years! Their families are friends for generations and they proposed an arranged marriage between the unrequited lovers to avoid trouble in their business! Alena had to accept the marriage for her family but she made a secret contract with Kevin to divorce after a while. Kevin accepted it and married her. Will Kevin accept her wish and let her go or will he trap her with his love? This is not just the story of Alena and Kevin but their cousins, friends and more! There will be drama, laugh, cry, heart-melting dialogues, jealousy, family bonding, friendship and anything you can find in your family! Come and have a look at the crazy Zhao and Liu family!!! You may wish to get a family like this (Iff your family is not crazy enough :-) ) Disclaimer: Book cover is not mine! Credit goes to https://wallpapercave.com.

A game can bring changes in your life, so one changed a boy from Jeevan to G-one. The game gave him supernatural abilities but, in exchange of the most precious part of his life. Losing the only member of his family, he is now stray and longs for revenge. Every now and then the loss torments him and makes him remember the reason to have revenge. However, when he thought he lost everything, God had other plans for him and introduced a girl who was very familiar to him like they had met before. With the person who killed his mother and the one who is after the girl, he is in a conflict to protect and destroy. His friends help him in his path but less G-one knew, involving them was a great mistake.

In modern India, Vihaan Roy, a 28-year-old workaholic businessman running his family’s sprawling import-export empire, dies in a tragic car crash. Obsessed with Indian history and trade, he regrets burying himself in work, yearning for a life of joy. As he fades, he wishes for a second chance to truly live. Reborn in 1600 Surat as Jai Vora, son of a middle-class spice merchant, he awakens with the Emperor System, a mystical interface granting stats (Power, Stamina, Endurance, Health, Wisdom, Agility, Perception, Luck, Charm), starting with Wisdom=100 and Charm=1, and the Ability Detector to scan others’ stats and loyalty. Jai spends his early years savoring life’s pleasures—market games, street food, family warmth—in his bustling port city. But when the East India Company’s ship Hector docks in 1608, his past-life memories flare: these foreigners will plunder his homeland. At age 8, with Charm=7 and a knack for rallying allies, Jai vows to roast the EIC with wit, trade, and sabotage, building an empire to rival theirs. The Emperor System fuels his rise, offering quests (e.g., recruit followers with stats above 10), stat-stealing (with risky backlash), and loyalty perks (x2 learning at +10 loyalty, system benefits at +50). Normal folk have stats of 8-10, elites hit 20-25, prodigies boast 40-100, and nobles range 20-80, but Jai’s stats can soar un-constrained, marking him as a legend. From charming street kids to outsmarting Mughal nobles, Jai grows from a clever boy to a trade titan. He faces cutthroat rivals, EIC schemers, and rare prodigies (like a Power=80 warrior), using his Ability Detector to recruit or steal stats. Quirky moments—like “branding” spices or tossing modern slang into Mughal courts—clash with heartbreak, as betrayals and losses (family, loyal allies) test his resolve. By his 20s, Jai commands trade routes, influences emperors, and battles EIC fleets, his Charm and Wisdom turning foes into followers. Will he rewrite history, balancing joy and duty, or will the system’s temptations (stat-stealing’s cost) doom his dream? Reborn to Roast the East India Company with My Emperor System is a thrilling blend of historical intrigue, game-like progression, and swaggering defiance, as Jai Vora becomes the GOAT of India.

He transmigrates into the Onyx Kingdom, House Rogger, as the heir to the late Baron Issac during an era of political turmoil. Accompany Kevin Rogger on an arduous journey through the secular world of a chaotic dynasty and the mystical world of magic and wonder.

A boy, who has some God gifts, his family is killed by The Demon King! Now, would be be able to take revenge? If you are an anime fan and like to read mind bowling books, this is the best pick for you!

One summer in the lives of a family in rural Kansas - as Nancy Winters and her fifteen year old twins - welcome their Uncle Robert and his fifteen year old twins to live with them.