camp jokes for kids

There's a little mouse who was always afraid of the cat. One day, he saw the cat wearing sunglasses. He thought the cat was a new, cool mouse - friendly cat. So he went up to the cat. But of course, the cat caught him. The moral - just because someone looks different doesn't mean they've changed their nature. It's a simple story - based joke that can teach kids a little life lesson too.

It could be the camp counselors who guide the kids through various activities.

Once upon a time, there was a group of kids at a camp. They sat around the campfire. One kid started to tell a story about a magical forest. In this forest, the trees could talk. There were fairies that lived in the hollow of the old oak tree. They would come out at night and sprinkle magic dust on the sleeping animals to give them sweet dreams. The kids listened in awe, imagining themselves in that forest.

There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.

A duck walked into a bar and said, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender said, 'No, we don't sell grapes here.' The duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked again, 'Got any grapes?' The bartender was a bit annoyed and said, 'No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the counter!' The duck left. The third day, the duck came back and asked, 'Got any nails?' The bartender said, 'No.' So the duck said, 'Good, got any grapes?' This is a fun story - joke that kids would love.

A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.

The 'Wendigo' story can be really scary for kids. In the deep woods, there's a creature called the Wendigo that was once a human but became a monster due to greed and cannibalism. It has a deer - like head, is extremely tall and skinny, and has an insatiable hunger for human flesh. Campers who go into the woods where it lives might hear its howls and feel a sense of dread as it hunts them.

Well, a very well - known kids camp fire story is 'Hansel and Gretel'. Two children are left in the forest by their stepmother, and they find a house made of candy. But it belongs to a wicked witch. They outwit the witch and find their way back home. 'Rumpelstiltskin' is another interesting one. A girl has to guess the name of a strange little man to save her baby. And 'Snow White' is always a favorite. A beautiful princess is persecuted by her jealous stepmother but is saved by seven dwarfs and a prince.

Sure. There was this one time at kids camp when a little boy thought he saw a bear in the bushes. He started screaming and running, which made all the other kids run too. But when the counselors checked, it was just a big furry backpack someone had left there. Everyone had a good laugh about it afterwards.

There might be a story where the kids at camp had a cooking competition. Each team had to make a meal using only the ingredients they could find in the forest around the camp. One team made a delicious wild berry salad and grilled fish they caught from the nearby stream. It was a great learning experience about survival skills and working together.