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Tard stories can happen due to various reasons like misunderstandings, rare circumstances, or human error.

A tard entered a 'no pets allowed' restaurant with a stuffed animal, claiming it was his service pet. He said it helped him with his 'loneliness disorder'. The look on the waiter's face was priceless.

There was a story about a 4chan user who was convinced that a certain fast - food chain was using alien meat in their burgers. They started a whole thread with 'evidence' like blurry pictures of strange - looking patties. It was so absurd that it got a lot of attention. People were arguing about it, some believing the crazy theory, while others were just there for the laughs. Eventually, it was clear it was all just a made - up story for entertainment on the 4chan platform.

One tard school story could be about a new student who was really shy at first. When it was time for show - and - tell, he brought in his pet turtle. Everyone was so excited to see it and it helped him make friends quickly.

A tard went to a store and asked for a 'left - handed hammer'. When the storekeeper said there was no such thing, he argued that he had seen it in his dreams and it must exist. His determination and confusion were quite funny.

A memorable one is when a user thought they could communicate with their pet rock as if it was sentient. They were asking it questions on 4chan and getting 'answers' in their own head. It was really absurd and made everyone laugh.

Sure. There was a little girl in tard school who always felt left out during recess because she was not very good at sports. One day, a kind - hearted boy noticed and invited her to play a game that didn't require much athletic ability. They had so much fun together, and from that day on, she always had someone to play with during recess.

One funny 4chan story I heard was about a user who tried to convince others that a made - up animal was real. They went into great detail about its appearance and habits, and some people actually believed it at first. It was hilarious to see how far they took the joke.

Sure. There was a user who claimed that they had hacked into a major tech company's server using just a basic smartphone. They detailed this elaborate process that involved things like using the phone's flashlight as a 'hacking tool' which was completely ridiculous. Everyone on 4chan knew it was a joke but they played along, asking for more details and acting like they were really impressed.

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