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The human Race is at war with the Vicious Dalki and when they needed help more than ever, THEY started to come forward. Humans who had hidden in the shadows for hundreds of years, people with abilities. Some chose to share their knowledge to the rest of the world in hopes of winning the war, while others kept their abilities to themselves. Quinn had lost everything to the war, his home, his family and the only thing he had inherited was a crummy old book that he couldn’t even open. But when the book had finally opened, Quinn was granted a system and his whole life was turned around. He completed quest after quest and became more powerful, until one day the system gave him a quest he wasn’t sure he could complete. “It is time to feed!” “You must drink human blood within 24 hours” “Your HP will continue to decrease until the task has been completed”

Though it may be a dream weathered, crumpled, and fading to dust. I held on without looking back. Through each repeated day, I ran toward tomorrow’s light. Becoming a knight, resolute and bright.

This is the end of the world — Britannia, homeland of the fairies, a paradise of Phantasmal Species far removed from the continent. At this moment, the great King Uther is already dead, the throne has long been vacant, and the holy sword still stands embedded outside the church. But for now, none of this has anything to do with Aslan. He's more concerned about when his forging skills will allow him, a mere human, to rival the gods — to become a unique symbol in this final era of Britain's Age of Gods. He's also much more concerned about what modifications his girlfriend wants to make to his body today. Everything begins here. --- Release 2 chapters/day New Fanfic, it's Typemoon. With one of my favorite character, Faerie Knight Melusine. Please check my patreon.com/Ascendance248 for up to 50 advanced chapters. A 5 star review will get 1 chapter. Thank you!

Thanks for the invitation! I’ve just crossed over and am now a member of the Crusades, and outside there’s someone called the Lion King. ——— Alaric(Kenshin) never imagined that the Fate/Grand Order was not a fictional world but a reality-based game.  Humanity has burned away, the Earth has turned to blank paper, and human history has frozen— The eight major singularities distorting human history and the divergent anomalies born from them— The divine fleet arriving in the Atlantic, the unique living Emperor achieved, and the devouring monster sleeping in South America—  In these little-known corners, the Holy Grail War and the Great Grail War are quietly unfolding. ===== Read advanced chapters atleast 150+ at my patreon.com/AbsoluteCode https://discord.gg/9zUZj5ksxM For More info Visit: https://www.novelupdates.com/series/typemoon-starting-out-as-the-lion-kings-personal-knight/

In the climactic battle against the Lich King, Garus fell victim to Frostmourne’s devastating power, his soul consumed and twisted into an unrelenting Death Knight. As the situation grew dire, an unknown system activated a failsafe mechanism. A spatial wormhole was ripped open, transporting Garus to an entirely different universe—the world of Marvel. Upon arriving in this unfamiliar realm, the system underwent significant changes, evolving into a marketplace system. Within it lay legendary artifacts and items from the world of Azeroth, each holding unparalleled power. Now armed with tools of unimaginable might—ranging from the Burning Legion’s starships and Tempest Keep to relics like the Titan-crafted Hourglass of Time—Garus faces challenges on an intergalactic scale. When alien fleets clash with Azeroth’s war machines, who will emerge victorious? When the Time Stone is pitted against the Hourglass of Time, which force will dominate? As a Death Knight stranded in a world of heroes, gods, and cosmic battles, Garus must rise against insurmountable odds. Will he carve a path to ultimate supremacy in the Marvel Universe, or will the shadows of his past forever bind him? -------------------- SUPPORT ME ON PATREON FOR ADVANCE CHAPTERS: patreon.com/primaldemon

The System had been present in every era.The age of the Shadow Plague had Ray Talen, possessor of the Dragon System. The age of the Altered had Gary Dem, possessor of the Werewolf System. And now, in the age of Abilities, Quinn Talen had just awakened the Vampire System that has laid dormant in the Talen family for countless generations. But what if the age of Abilities had...a FOURTH System user? Enter Hikiko Tsukuru, one of the only two survivors of the now-destroyed country of Japan...and also, newfound user of the mysterious Video System. This is an unprecedented opportunity, the chance for TWO System users to work side-by-side. But will the existence of two System users in the same era be of benefit to those who want to protect the world? Or will it be a hinderance?

Reborn in the world of One Piece, I, Karl, was granted a unique "Gacha" System. Every five years, I get to smash a golden egg and pull a legendary prize. At age 5, I pulled the [Infinitely Evolving Monster Body]. As long as I keep eating, I keep getting stronger. The seas would soon fear another monster like Big Mom. At age 10, I pulled the [Sealed Mystical Spear]. A weapon capable of converting my stamina into a beam of pure light, capable of annihilating anything in its path. At age 15, I pulled my greatest prize yet. A card from another world... the legendary [Blue-Eyes White Dragon]! At age 20... the world was no longer ready for what I would become. My legend begins in the East Blue, but my destination is the heavens. They call me a pirate, a monster, a king. But my true title is... The Dragon Knight.

[The story begins an year before the arrival of Harry Potter at Hogwarts] The story of the rise of Vampire nobility in the world of Harry Potter. Nolan Von Draugr is a rare Vampire who has awakened his magical abilities. With his sister’s high expectations, he arrives at Hogwarts to pursue his studies. He quickly earns a reputation as one of the most exceptional Slytherins in history. ....... pat reon .com/ Hpdreamer 2 Ch/day on pat reon

This book is in the middle of a re-write. I will be deleting a bunch of chapters but putting them back up as I fix them. I promise the end result will be more chapters. I'm looking at 300+ once the re-write is done. I ask for patience from my readers. I think you'll like the story much better once it's finished. Twins tormented growing up in an orphanage find themselves in the same military school as Quinn Talen and Sil Blade. While Quinn and Sil make a name for themselves, Minx walks her own path in their background. She has protected her brother Midas from bullies all her life with her Plant ability but must keep her true strength and her relationship with Sil a secret while growing her team. With new friends and trying to decide if people really can be trusted, she fights to protect the family she built with Sil while trying to discover the truth about herself and her heritage. All chapters are currently released but the story has room for expansion. At this moment, the author is waiting to see if Sil is in My Vampire Awakening that has yet to come out. The current chapters are aligned with My Vampire System (MVS) and the associated timeline. The story is currently under a revision as the original protagonist has been given her own story outside the Talenverse. The names have already been changed but some events still need to be changed or removed. There is a "spacer" chapter to denote editing. Audience aged 16 and up as some trauma is SA. It's not graphically described but it's enough to understand what happened. This will go away after the revisions are complete as the villain responsible for this behavior is being swapped out..

This is the story of Hawk. The Phoenix! The Cloth! The Infinity Stones! It's all there, and it all begins with Hawk's awakening of his Microcosm! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On my Patreon, I have several advance chapters available if you're interested in more than 100: - For $1, you get 20 fewer chapters than the $2.50 tier. - For $2.50, you get 40 fewer chapters than the $4 tier. - And for $4, you get them all. The number of chapters is updated every 7 days and increases by 7 to 8 chapters. https://www.patreon.com/collection/1899286 My Patre*n: pa*r*on*com/FanTranslator --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: I do not own the story; I am only translating it. I also do not own any of the characters mentioned in this story or the events. The events are purely fictional; any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.