funny colonoscopy jokes

My colonoscopy prep was an adventure. I had to drink a large amount of that prep liquid. I got creative and made a 'prep - cocktail' by mixing it with some fruit juice to make it more palatable. I was sitting in my kitchen, sipping this strange concoction, when my friend called. I told her what I was doing, and she started laughing so hard. We ended up chatting for a while about all the crazy things people have to do for medical tests, and that made the whole prep process a bit more fun.

Here's a story. A man went in for a colonoscopy. As they were preparing him, he noticed all the strange equipment and joked that he felt like he was about to be launched into outer space instead of having a medical procedure. Then, when it was over, he told the staff that his 'space journey' was quite an experience. His light - hearted attitude made everyone around him laugh.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

There was this one moment during my colonoscopy when the doctor said 'Whoa, that's a big curve!' referring to my colon. It was just so matter - of - fact but it made me laugh. I mean, it was an odd comment to make during such a procedure.

Well, there was this one time when a doctor doing a colonoscopy accidentally made a little joke about the colon looking like a 'twisty tunnel'. The patient thought it was hilarious and they ended up having a really light - hearted conversation during the whole thing. It made the somewhat uncomfortable procedure a bit more bearable.

Sure. One funny story is that a patient was so nervous before the colonoscopy that he started making jokes non - stop to ease his tension. He told the doctor that he hoped they wouldn't find any 'alien' creatures in there. Another patient woke up from the anesthesia and thought he had just been on a wild roller - coaster ride instead of having a medical procedure.

Sure! My friend was doing the colonoscopy prep and had to drink that horrible-tasting liquid. Well, she thought she could chug it down fast like a shot. But as soon as she did, she made the funniest face and immediately ran to the bathroom, not because of the prep working but because she almost threw up from the taste. It was hilarious in a way.

Well, I remember my colonoscopy prep. I had to drink that horrible-tasting liquid. I set up a little 'drinking station' in my living room with a timer, a big glass of water to chase the prep drink, and some mints to try and get rid of the aftertaste. I must have looked like a mad scientist, swigging down that stuff while muttering to myself about why I ate so much junk food. But in the end, it was all worth it for a healthy check - up.

Well, during my colonoscopy, the doctor was trying to be all serious but accidentally knocked over a tray of small tools. It made this huge clattering noise. I was a bit out of it from the sedation, but I still managed to laugh. It really broke the tension in the room.

Sure. One of my friends once told me that during the colonoscopy prep, he had to stay close to the bathroom all day. He was so worried about not making it in time that he set up a little 'camp' right outside the bathroom door with a book and some snacks. Every few minutes he'd make a dash in. It was quite a comical sight, especially when his family walked by and saw his 'camp' setup.