i got caught didnt tell em shit on my mmama

Farts that caused feces to spurt out could be caused by indigestion, intestinal infection, acute constipation, and other reasons. It was suggested that they go to the hospital first to find out the cause of the disease and then carry out targeted treatment. For intestinal infection, anti-inflammatory and anti-diarrhea drugs such as levofloaxin, smectite powder, bifidus, etc. could be taken. For acute constipation, it is necessary to use antibiotics according to the doctor's advice, such as norfluraxin, cephem antibiotics, etc. In addition, pay attention to diet, avoid eating cold and stimulating food, massage the abdomen more to promote stomach movement, and maintain good digestive function. If the symptoms are severe, surgery may be needed. Please consult your doctor for an accurate diagnosis and treatment advice.

I wouldn't recommend it too often. 'Shit' is a vulgar word and could make your novel seem less refined. But if it's crucial for a specific character or moment and you handle it appropriately, it might work. Just be aware of the potential reactions and make sure it doesn't overshadow the quality of your writing.

The story could start with 'You know, Joe, I had this encounter last week that I just can't stop thinking about.' This sets the stage for a personal encounter - based story that the speaker wants to share with Joe. It gives a sense of immediacy and makes it clear that it's something that has recently happened and has left an impression on the speaker.

It could have been a present or a piece of decoration. Maybe it was something unexpected like a pet's tail!

I'm all ears. Can't wait to hear about it.

Another horror shit story is about a doll. A little girl found an old, dusty doll in an antique store. She begged her parents to buy it for her. Once she brought it home, strange things started to happen. The doll would move on its own at night. It would be in different places in the morning. The girl started having visions of a little girl who looked just like the doll, but with a very sinister expression. The girl became sick and the family tried to get rid of the doll, but it always seemed to find its way back to the house.

I'm not sure which specific 'the shit family story' you are referring to. There could be many fictional or personal family stories with such an odd name. It could be a made - up story in a local community or something unique created by an individual.

Once there was a dog who chased his own tail so vigorously that he ended up spinning in circles until he got dizzy and fell over. It was really hilarious.

Not always. In some cases, if the people involved are very open - minded, they might be able to laugh it off later. But initially, it's usually quite an embarrassing moment. For example, a couple who were caught by their friends in a bit of a compromising position. At first they were mortified, but later they all joked about it because of their close relationship.

Well, from the title, it seems that the protagonist gets caught up in a hero summons. It could be that they are summoned to a different realm to become a hero or are somehow intertwined with the process of summoning heroes. There might be elements of magic, a quest system, and interactions with various fantastical creatures. Maybe they face challenges like defeating evil forces or saving the summoned world from destruction. It could also explore the character's growth from an ordinary person to a heroic figure within the context of this summons.