whats the joke about the irish pilot

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Enak ya kalau bisa terlahir kembali dengan segala pengetahuan dari masa lalu? Tapi kata siapa kesempatan emas itu gratis? Fira Setiawan terlahir kembali dengan sebuah peringatan… “ Tetaplah bersama Ardi… Kalau tidak kau akan mati!” Sekarang Fira harus terus berada di sisi Ardi, pacar gelapnya dimasa lalu. Kalau tidak… Nyawa Fira sendiri yang jadi taruhan! Fira tidak boleh menyia-nyiakan kesempatan ini untuk mengatasi berbagai macam masalah yang tak bisa dia atasi sebelumnya. Di hari pertama Ia terbangun, Fira tahu bahwa dalam waktu dekat, nyawa Ardi bakalan terancam! Fira Harus bergegas! Kalau Ardi terbunuh, akankah Fira harus bersatu dengannya dalam kematian? Apakah hidup keduanya ini akan berakhir dengan begitu cepatnya?!

Apa jadinya jika seorang pilot berwajah tampan + kaya raya, yang dingin dan sombong jatuh cinta dengan gadis SMA yang pendiam? bahkan saking cintanya, dia rela menyamar sebagai anak SMA demi mendapatkan cintanya si gadis SMA? Itu dialami oleh Hana, gadis cantik yang memiliki sifat pendiam dan dingin itu dicintai oleh pilot tampan bernama Leon karena suatu alasan? ~ "Bagaimana mungkin anak gak jelas itu bisa dicintai oleh kapten Leon?" *** ~Leon~ "Gadis SMA, aku tertarik dengan gayamu yang berbeda dengan wanita lainnya. Meskipun berkali-kali kau menolak ku tapi aku akan berusaha untuk mendapatkan mu!" ~Hana~ "Ini tidak mungkin! ini pasti hanya sebuah mimpi! anak baru itu sungguh menyebalkan! bisa-bisanya dia terus berkata didepan orang-orang bahwa aku adalah kekasihnya?!" ~ Bagaimana kisah selanjutnya ya? akankah Hana dan Leon bisa bersama menjadi kekasih atau mereka hanya sebatas teman saja?

Felix is in real trouble this time. Not only did he wake up nearly naked in a foreign country -- drugged and abandoned as a prank -- but soon he finds himself being interviewed by the police after crashing the truck of his handsome rescuer, Ronan Malloy. The only way for Felix to make amends is to work off his debt on the injured Ronan’s shabby, struggling farm.<br><br>Ronan Malloy and his grandad Lorcan have big plans for their ancestral farm. Their new boutique cheese will put Malloy Cheesery the map. But he hasn't struck it rich yet. Between the bank and his scheming neighbor, he has enough troubles and doesn't want to deal with an untrained Yankee on top of it.<br><br>Although Felix resents having to stay behind as his friends continue their backpacking adventure across Europe, he begins to see that farm life isn’t so bad. Ronan’s charming smile and sparkling eyes are an added bonus. And Ronan learns soon enough that the Yankee isn't as helpless as he thought.<br><br>Felix isn’t sure he’s up to the task of saving the deeply indebted Malloy Farm from calamity and devious plots for its downfall, but for Ronan, he’s willing to try.

The Arcturian species is on the brink of extinction. Their planet with all Arcturian females was destroyed by a virulent host species Purix. The remaining Arcturian male warriors have been fighting to destroy Purix and save other planets crossing many galaxies. After years of searching they have found an uninhabited viable planet and a compatible species on a small planet in a small galaxy - Earth. The Arcturians are hoping to establish a new home world with willing Earth females. General Brax has lost hope as he has led the Arcturian forces for decades and he knows this as he organizes his last mission to finally contain Purix, a mission he knows he will not survive.

"Misfit?.... What crappy Mark is this?" Kevin keeps complaining to the Eclipse System as he falls from the sky. His cozy apartment becomes open sky as he enters the Portal. "Am I going to die as soon as I enter the Portal, and become Moonchild?" I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

A young American girl follows her heart to Ireland where she discovers deeply hidden and unique connections to the island that she had never dreamed of. Upon arriving in Ireland to study, Erin feels something awaken in her she never imagined could be real.

What if the hero’s path wasn’t for you? I wasn’t born to save the world. I was reborn to take it. A life free of morals, free of mercy, free of rules. In a world ruled by heroes and villains, I learned quickly: being good gets you nothing. But being feared… that opens doors. A blade that whispers your darkest desires. Techniques that feed on bloodlust. Villages crushed, heroes broken, cities plunged into chaos—all pieces on a board I control. Every strike, every shadow, every misstep of my enemies brings me closer to power beyond reckoning. This is not the story of a hero. This is the story of a villain who refuses to play nice… and will stop at nothing to rise. Will you watch me conquer—or will you fall before the shadows? --

A fellow college student for unknown reasons reincarnated into an Otome game that he loved, turns out not only did he not reincarnate into the Hero's or any main characters body but a random villager's. What's worse is that hes in the Village that's going to get annihilated first? And he's the first victim of the Demon invasion? Hey First death is no Joke!! Im definitely going to escape this bad end of me P.S A lot of people have been asking me this so let me clarify something. This is not a BL novel in anyway. Please don't misunderstand ---- Any and all similarities that may have come except for mentions and/or references are purely coincidental and are not my attempt at fan-fic or plagiarism. If it so happens please inform me so that I can change the storyline appropriately --- Discord link: https://discord.gg/F9jyMu

" Mahal kita..mahal na mahal at ikaw lang ang babaeng..mamahalin ko habang buhay pangako.... → JACK IRISH DEMONIC