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One popular type of funny story post on Tumblr is the 'awkward encounter' story. For example, stories about meeting an ex in a really strange situation. Another popular one is the 'funny pet story', like when a cat does something completely unexpected. There are also those 'funny school or work' stories that many can relate to.

Once there was a Tumblr post about a cat that accidentally turned on the TV remote with its paw. The cat then got spooked by the sudden noise and movement on the screen. It started running around the room like crazy, knocking over a few small things. The owner just watched in amusement and managed to capture the whole scene on video. They posted it on Tumblr with a funny caption about their 'dramatic cat'.

Alright, here are some funny crosstalk lines: 1 " I'm a heroine. I'll beat you up into a sieve!" " Thanks to my owls. They fly over my head every day to help me filter information." 3 " I want to eat chocolate cake like Tang Sanzang wants to cross the flaming mountain." 4 " My pet is a cat. It can lay golden eggs, but it can't lay silver eggs." 5 " I once had a divine artifact that allowed me to enter other people's brains anytime, anywhere, but they would never find me." " I once had a dream to become a famous doctor, but my dream was eventually written into a book." " I once had a boyfriend who was very smart but eventually became my cat." "I once heard a saying,'If you want to live well, stay by the owl's side.' I think it especially suits me." 9 " I once had a friend who was very smart but eventually became a dog." " I once had a dream of becoming an actor, but my dream turned into a bird."

Fukuda pickup truck was a Chinese car brand. Its product line included the Fukuda General G9, Mars 7, and Mars 9. Foton pickup truck has a certain influence in the Chinese pickup truck market. Through continuous improvement of product layout, number of channels and operational capacity, Foton pickup truck achieved year-on-year growth in the first half of 2019. The Futian pickup truck focused on power performance and shape design, and was featured by the tough style of an American muscle car. The Fukuda Mars pickup truck was an important product of the Fukuda pickup truck. It was built on the new generation P4 platform and was positioned as a size hardcore luxury pickup truck. It was the first pickup truck in China to come with a 48V diesel hybrid power. Fukuda pickup truck had a certain market share in the Chinese market, and recently launched the new Mars 9 gasoline version, Mars 7Pro diesel gasoline version, Mars 7 gasoline version and other new products, further improving the product matrix. The Foton pickup truck was positioned as a high-end pickup truck, striving to increase the value of the pickup truck category and promote the pickup truck culture. The price range of the Futian pickup truck was between 118,800 yuan and 217,800 yuan.

A funny fake Tumblr story I remember is that there was a so - called 'invisible friend' living in someone's attic. According to the story, this friend would move things around and play pranks on the family. They would find their keys in the fridge or their shoes on the ceiling fan. Another story was about a person who claimed their toaster was possessed and would only toast bread into the shape of famous landmarks. One more story was about a cloud that followed a particular person everywhere and would rain on them when they were sad.

One characteristic is the unexpectedness. Like in a story where a person thinks they are going to a normal job interview but it turns out to be for a job as a clown in a circus. The sudden twist makes it funny.

On Tumblr, I saw a photo of a dog wearing a tiny helmet. The owner said that the dog was so scared of the helmet at first. But once it got used to it, it would strut around the house like it was a superhero. It was so cute and funny seeing the little dog with that big helmet on its head.

A Tumblr user shared that during her period, she got really into cleaning. She scrubbed the whole house, organized her closet, and even rearranged the furniture. Her family was super confused until she realized it was her 'period productivity' mode. It was funny because she usually was a bit of a slacker, but during that time, she was like a cleaning tornado.

There was a kid on tumblr who shared that they thought a vacuum cleaner was a monster. So every time their mom tried to clean, they would run around yelling and trying to 'hide' their toys from it. It was really cute and hilarious how seriously they took this made - up threat.

There was a Tumblr post about a family's visit to Disneyland. Their toddler was convinced that all the characters were real people in costumes just for him. So when he saw Mickey Mouse, he tried to share his cookies with Mickey, saying that Mickey must be hungry from all that running around. It was such a cute and funny moment that the parents shared on Tumblr, and it quickly went viral among Disney fans.