guinea pig teeth

A short, fat jailer armed with nothing but a black piglet, a bowl of braised trotters, and a blood-drenched butcher knife drags the deposed Crown Prince out of certain death. From that night on, no noble is safe beneath his blade—he carves through palace conspiracies, repays blood with blood, and becomes the true Jail Boss!

NSFW WARNING ______________ Would you really enjoy a place where anything is possible? Or would whoever you are still pursue you? ______________________ N/A: This work may deal with sensitive topics. None of them are promoted or condoned. The work is entirely fictional. Please separate the reality from what is written here. English is not my primary language, so I apologize for any spelling mistakes.

In a chaotic city restaurant where tempers boil as fast as the soup, two workers become locked in a daily battle of wills — a fiery young server trying to prove herself and a jaded dishwasher who’s seen it all. Their workplace rivalry turns every shift into a test of patience, pride, and survival. But when management finally takes notice and one of them is forced to face the consequences, what seemed like a petty feud becomes a powerful lesson in accountability, growth, and letting go. Told with sharp humor and emotional depth, Count Your Teeth with Your Tongue is a gritty, character-driven workplace drama about knowing when to fight, when to lead, and when to walk away. Everyone has a breaking point. What happens when you reach yours?

"When the Shan Hai Jing stops being a bedtime story and starts being the truth, something ancient and hungry wakes up in the dark under our feet. It’s got teeth from a time before God had a name, and it’s coming for us. Humankind won't be a civilization anymore; we’ll just be meat on the table." 山海经 不再是传说... 古牙 从地脉苏醒，吞噬人间！ Gruesome slaughters broke out all at once across the globe, a supernatural bloodbath with no earthly explanation. A shadowy outfit that’s been operating since the Song Dynasty finally dug up the truth—and it was a nightmare. Those things aren't bedtime stories anymore; they’re the 'beasts' from the Shan Hai Jing. They’re real, they’re awake, and they’re coming for us. It isn’t just about the hunger for human meat, either. They’re looking to wipe us off the map entirely. Or maybe—just maybe—it’s our own fault. Maybe we’ve spent so many centuries stacking up our own filth that it became a long-distance call to the dark. An invitation they couldn't refuse.

This is a collaboration of all things that circulate inside of my twisted mind. Warning its explicit and dark, enjoy!

Takashi is a company worker who found himself unemployed after offending his boss.The reason for his termination was he was not listening to his boss, which angered the boss. As Takashi sat on a bench, contemplating his next move, he was struck by a meteorite and died. However, that was not the end of his story, as he soon found himself reincarnated as a pig with a system panel. Determined to become powerful, Takashi sets his sights on achieving greatness. Follow his journey as he navigates the World and strives to reach the top. --- Discord link ↓↓ https://discord.gg/TzScrr33S2 ↑↑

As time goes on living species evolve, becoming stronger fighting to stay on top of the food chain. As the war continues to rage on throughout the world, new weapons are constantly being made to try to win a few awaken with new abilities, some have relied on technological advancements, others have reverted to ancient techniques for strength. Humanity has been experimenting with all kinds of animal species, trying to make new and more powerful weapons of war. Yet this story isn't about a human rising to end this war and unite its people. No, it's about one of these weapons of war that was neglected for being a small weak animal. This small rodent will fight against Humanity, build a new civilization, and protect those close to it, this is the story of the Ultimate Guinea Pig. -------------------- My first try writing a story please let me know what thoughts and ways to improve this story, Thank you!

Imagine being reincarnated! you could be a human or even a God. But for Luo Feng well he became a pig. But that doesn't mean it's over for him

My husband cooked for me every day, yet caused me to miscarry again and again. He prepared meals in various ways, all to test which foods were harmful to pregnant women. After getting the results, he warned his childhood sweetheart, "You must never eat these." It turned out he was only using me as a test subject. With just one sentence, I made him regret for the rest of his life.

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"