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Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Jin Yong is a famous wuxia novel in China. His works have been widely translated into many languages and have influenced the lives and culture of many Chinese people. Although Jin Yong was a very outstanding person, his understanding of history and cultural background was not very deep. The following are a few jokes that Jin Yong made in his works: The first time Guo Jing and Huang Rong met in the Legend of the Condor Heroes was in a temple. Guo Jing asked Huang Rong: "Are the monks here Taoist priests?" "Not all monks here are martial artists," Huang Rong replied. This joke implied that Guo Jing was a martial artist who didn't know martial arts. 2. Linghu Chong fell in love with his junior sister Yue Lingshan in Smiling Proud Jianghu, but he did not know that he already had another woman-Lin Pingzhi. When Yue Lingshan told Linghu Chong about her feelings, Linghu Chong replied,"What's so good about you and me? I always think of other people when I'm with you." This joke hinted that Yue Lingshan's feelings for Ling Huchong were not sincere. In the game, Duan Yu was loved by Zi, but he did not know that he already had another woman-Murong Fu. When Zi told Duan Yu about her feelings, Duan Yu replied,"What's so good about you and me? I always think of others when I'm with you." This joke implied that Duan Yu's feelings for Zi were not sincere. In The Deer and the Cauldron, Wei Xiaobao was loved by Xiaoguizi, but he did not know that he already had another woman-Princess Jianning. When Gui Zi told Wei Xiaobao about her feelings, Wei Xiaobao replied,"What's so good about you and me? I always think of other people when I'm with you." This joke implied that Wei Xiaobao's feelings for Xiaoguizi were not sincere. These jokes all showed some humor and irony in Jin Yong's works, but also reflected his unfamiliarity with the historical and cultural background, as well as some of his writing style and character creation.

In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

I recommend you to read The History of the Western World, written by Daniel Brooks. It is an authoritative and objective history of the Western world, covering historical events and social evolution from the Renaissance to the present. It avoided unofficial history and jokes, but there was no lack of interesting and intimate historical accounts, allowing you to better understand the development and evolution of world history. I hope you like my recommendation.

I recommend the novel " Meeting Mr. Fu." It described the betrayal of her best friend and the predicament of the heroine. In the end, the heroine married Mr. Fu, who was sitting in a wheelchair. Mr. Fu doted on the female lead very much and helped her get through the lowest point of her life. This novel could be used as a recommendation for her best friend's joke novel.

The following are some recommended collections of funny novels: 1. " Old Wang and His Wife's Funny Stories Collection ": This collection was a collection of funny family stories that made people laugh out loud. 2. " Family Jokes, 11 Classic Family Jokes, Anyway, I Laughed ": This book contains 11 family jokes, guaranteed to make you laugh nonstop. Information on other related comic collections could not be found for the time being.

Here are some recommendations for funny novels: 1. "Comedy Casual Man"(Author: Mr. Jing Xin): This is a funny novel that is called a revolutionary work. The writing style is top-notch, and the joke is from beginning to end. Although the author was a part-time writer, this book was recommended as the first. 2. "The First Chaos in History"(Author: Zhang Xiaohua): This is a classic in the world of comedy. Although the author's later works are not as good as this book, this novel is still full of jokes, making the readers laugh. 3. "The Romance of the University of Science and Technology"(Author: Zhang Tao): Although this prehistoric comedy classic was gradually forgotten, you can still feel its funny power when you read it today. 4. [Otaku Witch (Author: Unknown): This is a funny two-dimensional novel. The main character is a female character. The setting is unique. Almost the entire world is filled with witches.] The protagonist in the story was very talented, but his thoughts were different, which surprised everyone. 5. "The Strongest Anti-Trickery System"(Author: Unknown): This is a novel that focuses on acting cool and being funny. The whole book is full of funny points and makes people laugh. Please note that the above recommendations are for reference only.

A joke story was a short and pithy story that was designed to make people laugh through humor and funny plots. These stories usually contained unexpected twists, funny dialogue, or hilarious plots, and were designed to bring joy and relaxation to people. Among the search results, there were some humorous jokes and short stories that could make people laugh. For example, there was a story about a fat man and a thin man who encountered difficulties while traveling in the mountains. They were so hungry that they couldn't find a restaurant. Finally, the thin man begged the fat man,"Chief, if you don't have a receipt, then you don't..." This story showed the funny encounter between the two people through exaggeration and humor. In addition, there were other jokes and stories, such as a conversation about glutinous rice cakes and dumplings, a story about ants moving, and a conversation between a little boy and a little loli. These jokes and stories were funny and humorous, and people could not help but laugh.