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2 brothers. Rich and affluent vampires. Both fell for the same girl, except she is a child of mother earth with powers and strength which makes her a force to be reckoned with. Ace and Hadwin Wagner met Astrid when she saved Hadwin's from an accident. Set in a fictional city of Anubia, with lush forests and city intertwined to form a prosperous country. A modern city where both humans and vampires live in relative harmony until a mutation threatens to ripple the balance. Will both brother still fight for the very person who could be their death or turn it into their saviour? Whom will Astrid choose? A snippet of the novel as below: Astrid drank the warm lemon honey water and stared at his chest again. She could not help herself but ask, `The words on your chest. What does it mean?’ `Show me?’ Ace smirked. Astrid knew what he was doing, and she played along. Her fingers trailed to the Japanese words and stopped there. `Zephyr belongs to me.’ He muttered. `And this?’, Astrid spoke softly, her fingers moving to the opposite direction. `Divine, precious lady. Time for action now’. He grabbed her fingers and started kissing each, starting from the base to their tips, maintaining his eye contact with her. It was so sensual and stimulating, his soft lips kissing as if her fingers were her lips. Astrid felt butterflies fluttering in her stomach. Her left hand unconsciously, touch his face and he leaned on her hands, she mustered enough courage to prevent her mind from going into an overdrive of sentiments, and uttered `I need to pee’. Ace chuckled and smooched her cheek. The image belong to Avatar the Last Airbender.

Alex, a high school student with poor grades and an all-consuming love for video games, gets trapped inside a newly released game called Jungle Quest. His disappearance baffles everyone except his determined sister, Natasha. Desperate to save her brother, Natasha takes a job at NeoGaming Corp, the company behind Jungle Quest. As she navigates the corporate world, she uncovers a horrifying secret: a bug in the game traps players inside until they die. Armed with evidence, she confronts Alison, the company's CEO, and strikes a deal to keep the bug a secret in exchange for Alison’s help to save her brother. With NeoGaming Corp teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, Alison agrees. Natasha learns that the only way to rescue Alex is to venture into the perilous game world herself. Alison, knowing the future of his company hangs in the balance, joins her on this dangerous quest. Together, they must navigate the treacherous jungle, solve intricate puzzles, and battle deadly foes, all while racing against time to save Alex and bring him back to reality. In this high-stakes adventure, Natasha and Alison discover that the game’s true challenge is not just survival, but the strength of their resolve and the courage to face their deepest fears. Will Natasha and Alison succeed in rescuing Alex and saving NeoGaming Corp, or will they become permanent captives of Jungle Quest? Dive into this thrilling novel where the lines between reality and virtual reality blur, and the only way out is through.

The Twilight, the barge of the dead, ferrying the souls of the departed to Kaginhawaan, the realm of peace and prosperity. For nearly two hundred years, like his forebearers before him, Chris guided the majestic liner over the waters of the Kasanaan River, the veil that separates life and death. Cecilia is a young woman with a peculiar ability. Not only can she see and hear wandering ghosts and souls, but they are tangible to her. After Cecilia was bound to the barge of the dead, she and Chris must learn to work and trust each other if they ever hope to be free from the curse that holds them prisoner.

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"Don't stop, Aaron faster" Laura moaned as I thrusted into her Her boobs were shaking every which way and it just made me harder "You don't know how much I've thought about you and doing this with you" I said huskily in her ear ********************************************************************** Detective Aaron Smith Walker is a 31-year-old renowned New York detective who has closed many crime and murder cases and also put many criminals behind bars. He started doubting his abilities because he had many crime case files unsolved without being able to find a suspect or follow a lead. He and his employees decide to go on a cruise vacation for a few weeks to clear their heads. During the vacation, the United States Ambassador is murdered on the ship. Detective Aaron Walker decides to take up the case in order to sharpen up his skills and regain his confidence, navigating through a sea of red herrings and false evidences while developing a love interest for his secretary Are you looking for a murder mystery book with a lot of cliff hangers and plot twist and little spicy relationship between the characters? If you are, then you are in the right place

Out in the wild How typical of a man to base his judgment of her solely on her looks! Clearly Kip Forsythe would have preferred that she wore khaki shorts, a bush shirt and the odd python draped around her neck. Natalie would show him she was quite capable of preparing for the arrival of an entire film crew at Africa's Kabala Dam. He didn't need to know--he wouldn't know--it was all part of an attempt to mend her broken heart. ***** 'I went to pick up a middle-aged lady in a battle dress with few cameras slung over her shoulder. What I've got is an exotic black and gold butterfly. Kip Forsythe, the man in charge of the Kambala dam project in Madembi, didn't pull his punches. He considered that Natalie was a pampered daddy's girl, wholly unsuited to the task of researching a documentary film on the remote African dam. But Natalie was determined to do her job well --- with or without the arrogant Mr. Forsythe co-operation. But she hadn't considered the rush of desire that threatened to consume her each time she thought of Kip. Will love come knocking at Natalie's door with an arrogant Forsythe to handle...will Natalie fall in love with Neil, Ray...or is there a third wheel...She hadn't considered she'd fall prey to his Jungle Enchantment!

After a nasty break up with her boyfriend, that might have ended up getting her arrested. Fiona goes on a vacation with her friends hoping to have a good time, but what if her ex and his boss, who influenced her ex to break up with her, are also present on the ship? I tell you what, a cruise from hell. She had vowed to ignore the two infuriating men, but waking up in one of the men’s beds had put a huge nail to her coffin, especially when the man is not her ex but her ex’s boss, who is a bigger playboy. Maybe she will see a new light to the man with a big and unattractive shadow, with their Erotic games or their electric new-found passion in each other's bodies. Join this lustful cruise with dramatic curves.

A young boy named Micheal is 'woken' to a destiny he never pursued.Chosen by the jungle, he is thrown into a world of magic, danger, ancient and mystery wars. where the line of friend and foe blurs with each passing step. It is an alive sprawling force full of beauty and danger. The thing is, it is fractured, too. Beneath the surface teeming with life, darkness brews, ready to consume everything in its path. As Micheal explores this living maze, he finds Selene ,Kai, Riven and Jade who are members of his crew having same vision to save the jungle and it's magic from the dark world. Every victory that Micheal and his crew wins drags them deeper into the web of the jungle-testing his courage, his will, and his very humanity. With such shadowy figures as crimson warlord, who wish to twist his purpose, and have the whole world for themselves. Micheal has to decide if he should give in to the magic of the jungle and lose himself or resist it at the risk of everything else. On one final conflict between the forces of old, Micheal's decisions will seal more than his fate. The balance of the jungle, maybe even the world, rests on his shoulders. It's now time or never. The jungle has called him, and its heart waits for no one.

Rajveer and Meera are college students who never get along. During a picnic trip on a ship, a small fight turns into a terrible accident when Meera falls into the ocean. Feeling guilty, Rajveer jumps in to save her. After struggling in the sea for hours, they reach a mysterious island covered with a dense jungle similar to the Amazon rainforest. With no way back, they must learn to survive in the wild. Rajveer uses his knowledge of jungle survival to protect Meera, while Meera slowly begins to trust him. But the jungle hides many secrets—dangerous animals, mysterious paths, and strange powers. In the middle of fear, adventure, and mystery, their hatred slowly turns into something deeper. A magical and dangerous love story begins in the heart of the jungle.