gag balls

balls are week and sensitive, vaginas take a pound i NG, cuz they want to act like pussies so what would you do honey?!

The words rolled around in Skye's mind as he thrust his spear through the neck, or at least one of the necks, of the creature in front of him. "All worlds are dangerous, Skye, this one is no different. Violence never stops, it just changes. And we think that if we just use the right type of violence, we can fix it. We just add to it." Was he using the right type of violence now? It felt right, like it was meant to stop this beast born from the sickness of a dying soul from destroying everything he loved. But the words that whispered into his ear made him unsure. [Faded Husk returns to the cycle] The cycle will continue. The cycle of life, the cycle of violence. It didn't matter which. He didn't want to be the one to return. He had come to this world with nothing but a past he didn't want to remember, and built something he couldn't abandon. He had allies now. A home for the first time in a long time. People who relied on him to survive. From the roots under his feet he willed his Minions to sprout. Growing from the ground, his Chestnut Warriors sprang up, shields in hand. He would keep trying until he found the right violence.

Kei Iwai is a freshman high schooler. He lives only with his mother what he calls an extremely normal life, perfect for an ordinary guy like him. But he has a secret about his family, and who knows, maybe there are more than he knows...

Just silly ideas, not gonna be consistently updated.

BALLS IN YOUR JAWS BABY UEAHHHHJ Uh man obsessed with ball, but does what it in his jaws? Or does jaws want to be his balls? HMMMMMMMMMM

A prince from a distant galaxy—Lazeron. Born of royal blood, yet forged into a warrior by fate. He comes from a lineage where the crown weighs less than the responsibility it carries, and where the deepest scars are not given by enemies… but by blood. His elder brother— once his protector, now his greatest enemy. When Lazeron arrives on Earth to complete an unfinished mission, his brother follows, turning the planet into the battlefield of a royal war that spans galaxies. This is no longer a battle for a throne. It is a war for the survival of Earth itself. Earth— a world that was never his home, yet becomes his responsibility. A world that gave him nothing, but for which he is willing to sacrifice everything. Because sometimes… a prince is not destined to save his own kingdom, but to protect another world. CRCU — Cosmo Regal Continuum Universe Lazeron: The Power Balls is part of the CRCU (Cosmo Regal Continuum Universe). The CRCU is a vast fictional universe where multiple stories exist within a single, shared cosmic continuum. Each story carries its own title, journey, and intensity, yet all are connected through one evolving timeline. This universe is shaped by heroes and anti-heroes, royal bloodlines, power struggles, and emotional sacrifices. Here, power is not just strength—it is responsibility. Conflicts are not always born from enemies, but often from betrayal, ambition, and destiny itself. As the CRCU unfolds, each story reveals fragments of a greater truth. Every battle, every loss, and every decision leaves a mark on the future of the universe. The CRCU is not merely a collection of stories— it is a living continuum, where individual journeys collide to shape a much larger cosmic fate.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend

My attempt to transmigrate to a Xianxia World failed. When I opened my eyes, I had unexpectedly become a little child and was even attending kindergarten. With no other choice, I could only deceive the system and pretend to be doing Cultivation. 【Today, on the road, you encountered a fairy descending from the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Treasure Pill in her hands.】 Lin Zhengran stared at the milk candy in his childhood sweetheart's hand. "Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the bathroom? I'll call the teacher for you." The little girl, bewildered, placed the candy into Lin Zhengran's hand. "The candy is for you..." 【Congratulations! You have obtained the Pure Yang Treasure Pill from the fairy's hands without lifting a single finger!】