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"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!

[Ang pinakamainit na urban novel ng 2022] Upang iligtas ang isang tao, isang mahirap na binata ay hindi inaasahang nagkaroon ng Dragon Blood bilang pampalakas ng katawan at nakipagtalik pa sa isang magandang babaeng CEO. Sa isang kakaibang pagkakataon, naging bodyguard siya ng babaeng CEO na ito, na nagpasimula ng isang hindi kapani-paniwalang pagbabago sa kanyang buhay. Babaeng CEO, "Pumunta ka sa aking silid mamayang gabi para pag-usapan ang trabaho." Long Fei, "Gusto mo ba akong patayin? Pag-uusapan ang trabaho araw-araw sa loob ng isang buwan, hindi mo ba ako mabibigyan ng pahinga?"

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This is a story for the hopeless romantics who crave more than just love… but destiny, danger, and a touch of the forbidden. At its heart is a striking redhead with piercing blue eyes, a woman caught between two men: the one she thought she lost forever, and the one who now holds her heart. But this is no ordinary love triangle. It is a tale woven with the remnants of ancient races long thought extinct, the Nosferatu, the Lycans, the Elves, and the Dwarves. Beneath the surface of kingdoms and courtship lies a brewing storm of rebellion, bloodshed, and a fight for freedom. In a world where loyalty to one’s people clashes with the desires of the heart, every choice comes at a cost. Cursed with immortality through endless rebirth, she has wandered through lifetimes burdened by memory and loss, searching for a way to break the cycle and finally rest. To protect herself, she keeps her heart locked away… until she meets a kind, gentle man who teaches her how to love again, only for fate to cruelly take him from her. Forced to carry that grief into yet another life, she resigns herself to loneliness. Until she meets him. A man bound by the same curse. A man who understands her. A man who dares to make her believe in love again. But what happens when the past refuses to stay buried? When her first love returns, alive and changed, just as she begins to move on? And what happens when she discovers that her curse is not a curse at all… but the truth of what she really is? As secrets unravel and identities are revealed, she must choose between love and duty, past and present, heart and destiny. And this time, the choice may cost her everything. Content Notes • Contains explicit romantic scenes • Themes of love triangles and emotional conflict (with a touch of reverse harem dynamics) • Includes violence, bloodshed, and death • Set in a medieval-inspired world (yes, soap exists) • Contains mature language ⸻ Excerpt “I’m tired of this existence,” Melissa murmured, her voice barely louder than the dying embers in the hearth. “I don’t want to live forever. I just want it to end… to finally stay dead.” Elric stepped closer, his gaze soft but unyielding. He lifted her chin gently, forcing her to meet his eyes. “And if you leave,” he asked quietly, “who will I spend eternity with?” Melissa pulled away, the cold air rushing to meet her bare skin as she moved toward the window. The night wrapped around her like an old companion, indifferent and endless. “You’ll learn to live without me, Your Majesty,” she said, her tone distant. Behind her, Elric closed the space between them once more, his arms encircling her, warmth against the chill. “Is a life like this not worth it,” he murmured, “if you live it with someone you love?” Melissa’s expression hardened, her eyes reflecting something far older than sorrow. “Love is meaningless without an ending,” she replied. “Even vows are built on it… till death do us part.”

She was light in his life, But for her, he is a depth of darkness. She was schemed and harmed, but he never knew when he knew she was gone... Does she wish never to meet him again? But is it possible... Everything that happens is the destiny of people. Is it possible to change the future? She is a mystery so much that even her birth is also mysterious, Everyone says she is cold-blooded, she never smiles, never talks more than required she was called ice queen. But is it true? She was once a girl who always smiles, and once upon a time, everyone called her chatterbox. What changed? What secret is she keeping from everyone? What is the reason that she is hiding even in her nightmare? Come on, let's find out. Join the journey of a girl who bore the pain for a year when she countered no one of her enemies' ability to requital. After years she became strong and independent and slapped those faces, which caused her great pain once a time. ***** I edit the cover, but the photo belongs to their respective owners. I have no right over this photo. All credits belong to the owner. ***** Contact The Author, Discord: AstreaGounji#9732 My Instagram: astreagounji

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

[authors notes are these] (Thoughts are these) {these are for describing things} I don't own devil may cry or any of the characters this isn't a book for the faint hearted if any of the content is unsuitable for you you can leave Warning first chapter the heroine delt with some abuse The heroine lily I do own as well as the new boys I plopped in there karma and senza nome are also mine.(I'm hoping to make a separate book on the characters that will randomly make appearances. But for now I'll focus on this series.) everything thing else is property of capcom this is my first fanfics so please be kind and understanding also thank you for the photot credit goes to artists

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Ruthlessly rejected by her family after her mother's death, Eryna found comfort in the arms of a sweet and caring guy Simba, He was in every sense a perfect life partner who loved Eryna deeply. And once Eryna was 18 she decided to marry him. But life had other plans for her. On the day of her marriage after they had exchanged their vows, They met with an accident that parted them for a lifetime. Eryna managed to live through those years with Simba in her heart, until one day when to protect her sister she married a cold-hearted prick who was the polar opposite of Simba. What would happen when two similar forces are brought together, would they repel like the same sides of a magnet, or would something spark between them as time passes by.