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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"
Games
601 Chs
To His Hell and Back

To His Hell and Back

Sold by her father, Bella short for Arabella, was forced to live a life as a slave that would entertain the guests of the castle. The job of slaves were merely to be humiliated and to have as feast once they became a boring creature toward the guests. Arabella with her fierce attitude had only caused more trouble than good, although that helped her from being feasted by the vampires until her body dried up, the vampires also enjoy in harming her, toying with her, hoping to see that one day she would break. However she had caught the wrong attention by those crimson gaze, eventually being the toy of the one and only Mad Crown Prince of Versailles. Eventually this interest only cause her to be more tangled by the twisted and thorny battle for the Throne. Will eventually Bella concede and accept the Mad crown prince? Or will she finally succeed in running away from his grasp. Why her? *** excerpt*** Arabella felt her wrists stung as the shackle around her wrist jingled from the sudden pull. She then met with the icy red eyes that brood down upon her appearance, drinking into every inch of her figure as if he was studying her, even to how those breaths escaped her lips. "I thought we had bonded over the days we have spent together, Bella," he sang, his bright scarlet eyes betraying the singing tone he had used as it had grown so dark and filled with anger. "Yet you left so quickly as soon as I opened the castle gate." Bella gritted her teeth, her eyes glaring at him as she defiantly shook his hand off her face, "I can remind you if you have forgotten it, Your Majesty, I am kept here against my wish." Cassius' smile faded as he stared at her. The sudden pin-drop silence filled her nerves with tension as she found his smileless face the most terrifying sight. She had always known his fearsome side however, it felt scarier tonight. Bella tried to endure how loud her heart had raced against her chest, gathering her breaths together even though it remained shallow in his presence. "So cold," he muttered, his tone trying to tease her, but she could see the raw anger crossing his eyes. "You cannot run from me. Not after what we've done. Not after what you promised." Her heart faltered. She wasn't supposed to stay in this castle; she knew that the royal palace was filled with those vampire monsters who would kill for their desire, simply to have fun. She knew she should never give her heart to any of these monsters, and she had once believed she would never. But that was until Cassius came. She had made that promise because her heart had betrayed her, and she wished that she had never uttered that promise. Promises she had made to him on the call of love. Yet deep within her, a part of her still crave for him. "You're not the first one I have broken my promises with," she gritted her teeth and looked up at him, "I broke my promise the way you broke yours first, isn't it fair?" "Fair? Then was everything a lie, Arabella?" he murmured, his hands cupping her face, forcing her to meet his eyes. "You were mine the moment you entered my castle. And you will be mine until the very end." She gulped as his eyes shone underneath the moonlight, his gaze unforgiving over her, exposing his wild hunger. Her breath caught, her pulse quickening. "A human and a vampire should have never stayed together. They were all right." "I don't care," he spoke through his clenched jaw. "You're going to remain here by my side forever."
Fantasy
545 Chs
An angel‘s road to hell

An angel‘s road to hell

What happens if the one transcendent being that cares for mortals fell and got a second chance in a world full of magic, intrigue and possibly even friendships? Does the past determine the future or are we all able to pick our own destiny? An angel, one of the two nigh immortal species in existence, has been hunted and killed by his own kind because he wasn’t prepared to watch silently while his people followed their own desires to whatever end. When, against all odds, he opened his eyes again, he was someone else, his past and powers hidden deep within him. On an ancient world, with advanced magic but medieval technology, he was reborn as Cassandra Pendragon, the youngest daughter of one of the five royal families on Boseiju, the home of the fox tribe, the kitsune. As she grew up, who she was and who she had been, started shaping her future. Forgotten friends and unknown enemies began knocking at her door and while she struggled to find her way between the past and the present, the winds of war were already blowing across her home. I‘ll try to publish at least 2 chapters a week, probably more. The first story arc is pretty much mapped out. Should be around 150 or 160 chapters for the first volume (it’s taking much longer than I expected) and the second one is nearly finished as well. Try it, it should be one hell of a ride. One more thing: the first two chapters are more or less a prologue and if you want to, you can skip them, I wouldn’t recommend it, though. The writing style as well as the perspective shifts dramatically, afterwards. As for trigger warnings: it’s going to get gory from time to time, and the MC often has to pay a toll in blood. Additionally there are -mildly- sexualised scenes, once in a while, but nothing graphic. Lastly, somewhen webnovel changed the description box from female lead to female oriented. It’s mandatory and I can’t change it either way but I have no clue if the book is catering male or female preferences. I hope the description above makes up for whatever confusion it might cause.
Fantasy
476 Chs
Guards are still guards
The concept of " bodyguard " had a rich meaning. From a historical point of view, the bodyguard was an ancient official name, mainly responsible for the duties of attendants and guards, such as the military officers who guarded the emperor. This title was first derived from the Biography of Dongping Xian Wang Cang in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty. Take the imperial guards of the late Qing Dynasty as an example. They had a unique image. Most of them had the back of a tiger and the waist of a bear, holding a sharp blade. This was partly because the Emperor preferred to select people with rough looks to prevent his guards from hooking up with the concubines in the harem, and partly because of the need to intimidate the enemy. The selection process was very competitive. The candidates had to show their strength in wrestling, fighting, equestrian, archery, and other events. The daily work of the imperial guards included patrolling the palace, guarding important places, and guarding the emperor during the grand ceremony. Not only did they have to be brave, but they also had to be meticulous, able to observe people's expressions, and strictly guard the secrets of the palace. They were well paid and had the opportunity to rise to the top because of the emperor's appreciation. For example, He Shen was promoted from a guard to a prime minister. However, this position was also accompanied by risks. After all, the emperor was temperamental. With the decline of the late Qing Dynasty, the guards also faced changes and challenges. In the context of the new policies and reforms, they had to learn new firearms and Western military tactics to deal with external threats. There was a division within the group of guards. Some were actively adapting, while others were stuck in their own ways. In the Qing Dynasty, the bodyguard system had different development characteristics in different periods. During the period of Nurhachi, Emperor Taizu of the Qing Dynasty, the bodyguard system was not yet mature, and most of the bodyguards were part-time and had no grade and no class. During the period of Taizong, the selection was mostly from the princes and ministers of Manchuria and Mongolia and the children of the imperial clan. During the reign of Kangxi, there were special positions such as imperial ministers, imperial guards, Qianqing Gate guards, etc. Although these positions had no fixed number and grade restrictions, they were of great significance because they were close to the emperor. The imperial guards had a good life and were relatively easy to promote. Flower feathers and yellow mandarin jackets were also special symbols of their status. In addition, in the context of modern culture," bodyguard " was also given some new images. For example," bodyguard Tom " in the Tom and Jerry mobile game was a hunting character of the cat camp. It was famous for its powerful rat-catching ability and royal artillery. The novel " Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-04 18:45
Are guards police or security guards?
Guards couldn't simply be classified as police or security guards. In modern society, the police were national public officials who were responsible for a wide range of public functions such as law enforcement, maintaining social security, and ensuring the safety of citizens. Their power came from the law, and their scope of work covered criminal investigation, traffic management, social order maintenance, and many other public affairs. Security guards were employed by specific units or individuals to provide services to protect the employer's property, personal safety, and maintain the order of specific places. Their scope of work was mainly based on the needs of the employer to carry out security work in private areas or specific commercial and residential places. The concept of security was relatively broad, such as security guards responsible for the public activities of social celebrities in the arts, culture, and sports circles, security guards responsible for the safety of important people in the political and business world, etc. These security guards were somewhat similar to the functions of security guards. They were employed to carry out security protection work for specific needs, but their work content might be more targeted and professional, such as escorting high-end people or valuables. However, the guards in the ancient palace (which could be seen as a kind of guard) belonged to a special group that served the royal family. They were different from the modern police and security guards. The guards in virtual scenes such as games had completely different roles. They were protective characters or mechanisms set according to the rules of the game and had no direct connection with the police and security in reality. The novel "Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-06 18:45
The difference between guards and guards
There were many differences between guards and guards. First of all, in terms of meaning, a bodyguard was a military officer who protected the emperor. It could be understood as a person who was close to or followed the leader to do security work. They had a close relationship with the person they were protecting, and they were even inseparable. They were highly trusted loyal guards. Their number was relatively small and they were generally extraordinary. A bodyguard was a general term for the personnel who followed the leader and the leading organization to do security work. For example, a guard force could be called a bodyguard. Secondly, the two were different in terms of job content. Guards were more inclined to be close to 24-hour guards, while guards were more inclined to be travel security guards. The novel " Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-04 22:04
The difference between guards and guards
There were many differences between guards and guards: ** 1. Historical origins and traditional functions ** 1. ** Guards ** - In the Qing Dynasty and other feudal dynasties, guards had strict selection criteria and specific functions. For example, in the Qing Dynasty, the bodyguards were mainly selected from the Manchu and Mengshang Banners, and their composition included various types of guards such as the bodyguard office and the military camp. - The Bodyguard Office was in charge of the internal court guards (imperial guards and Qianqing Gate guards), the inner court guards (first-class, second-class, third-class, blue-feathered guards), and the imperial clan guards who walked with the flag. They were mainly responsible for the emperor's personal guards and the security of the palace, such as the patrols and guards of the palace gates. They were the core of the palace security system. - Moreover, the guards had special clothing regulations, such as wearing yellow mandarin jackets and wearing flower feathers according to their ranks. These clothing regulations reflected their special political treatment and also indicated that they were a special group of attendants of the emperor. 2. ** Guards ** - The concept of guards was more common in modern times. For example, the security major in New China aimed to train talents who were familiar with the basic routes, guidelines, policies, and relevant laws and regulations of public security work, and mastered the basic knowledge and skills of security business, organization and command, and military management. It was mainly to maintain the safety of important people or places. - Before modern times, important figures such as marshals in modern China history had corresponding security standards. Marshals like Peng Dehuai had second-class security standards, including the number of guards and internal guards, mainly to ensure the safety of important figures such as marshals. ** 2. Selection and organizational system ** 1. ** Guards ** - In the Qing Dynasty, the selection of bodyguards had a strong identity and ability. For example, according to the selection criteria of guards after Shunzhi entered the pass, the capable Manchurian and Mongol children of the Upper Three Banners could be selected. Specifically, they were selected from the three battalions of the Eight Banners 'elite guards, personal guards, and vanguard. In addition, the children of the nobility could also serve as guards of different levels according to the level of their inherited titles, such as the first class guards for those who inherited the title of Duke. - In the Qing Dynasty, the organizational system of the imperial guards was built around the emperor. For example, the ministers who led the imperial guards or the ministers in front of the emperor were mostly held by the imperial family and the Manchurian dignitaries who were highly trusted and relied on. They managed different types of imperial guards. It was a system with clear hierarchy and dedicated to serving the royal family. 2. ** Guards ** - The selection of security guards was based on modern education and training systems, focusing on the mastery of relevant laws and regulations, professional knowledge and skills such as security services. - The organizational system of guards was often built based on modern administrative systems and security needs. For example, there was a special security department in the public security system that allocated personnel and tasks according to different tasks and protected objects. ** 3. Service target ** 1. ** Guards ** - It was an important force to maintain the security and order of the palace under the rule of the feudal imperial power. 2. ** Guards ** - In modern times, it mainly served the important leaders of the party and the country, important foreign guests, and important places. Its goal was to ensure the safety and stability of the country and the smooth progress of political activities. The novel "Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-02-20 14:40
The difference between guards and guards
From a general point of view,"bodyguard" referred to the attendants and guards, the general term for the group of military officers who protected the emperor. However, there were many differences in the "guards" in different dynasties and situations. For example, in the Qing Dynasty, guards were divided into many levels, including first-class guards, second-class guards, third-class guards, blue-feathered guards, etc. There were also special guards such as imperial guards, and imperial guards and Qianqing Gate guards were first-class guards, but their jobs were different. From the selection source, the first-class guards were mostly filled by outstanding talents in the upper three banners of the Eight Banners, with 20 people in each flag. After Yongzheng, the first-class Jinshi in the military imperial examination (Wu Zhuangyuan) could also be filled; there were also those selected from the children of the noble, who inherited the title of duke as the first-class guards. Guards of different ranks had different statuses, responsibilities, and development potential. In terms of status, a first-class bodyguard was a third-grade official of the capital, which was a higher rank among the many bodyguards. The head of the bodyguard office led the ministers of the guards as first-grade, and the low-ranking guards were lower than first-class bodyguards in status, power, and treatment. In terms of duties, they were all responsible for matters such as the palace guards and the emperor's retinue, but they might be more focused on different levels and specific positions. In terms of development potential, the first-class guards were close to the emperor, so they were easily discovered and promoted. There were many people who were promoted by the first-class guards and eventually reached a high position. In the mobile game "Tom and Jerry," the guard Tom was a hunting character of the cat camp. He was completely different from the guards in the historical concept in terms of nature, function, and environment. He used his powerful mouse catching ability and royal artillery to capture opponents in the castle setting of the game. If one were to look at it from another dynasty, there would definitely be differences in organizational structure, functions, and many other aspects between the bodyguard system of the Tang Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty. However, the reference materials did not mention the bodyguard situation of the Tang Dynasty in detail. It could only be inferred that the bodyguards of different dynasties would differ due to the political system, military system, palace structure, and other factors of each dynasty. The novel "Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-08 18:43
Two male leads, guards, dark guards, shadow guards
The following are some novels that include two male protagonists and are related to guards, secret guards, and shadow guards: "The Guard's Seal" includes many novels, such as "Whisk" and "How Much Love Is". There is also "Ban All Villains", which is a novel with two male protagonists. In which the male protagonist is a maxed boss who reincarnates as an adopted young master and enters a variety show with all villains. Although there is no explicit mention of the guards and other characters, it belongs to the novel with two male protagonists. In addition, there are many novels that involve the double male protagonists and shadow guards, such as" Double Male protagonists and Shadow Guards Suffering Minor Maltreatment"."The Prince's Personal Guard" was also related to guards and could be a novel with two male leads;"Once I Transmigrated, I Married a Double Mark Secret Guard" was a daily sweet novel with two male leads (Prince Attack x Secret Guard Accept). The novel "Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-02-19 19:16
Who is the doom doom old man in a cartoon?
I'm not sure. Maybe it's a unique character created for a specific cartoon that's not widely known.
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2025-04-16 23:38
Is 'doom doom funny' presented well in a cartoon?
It can be funny depending on how it's depicted. If the animation style and character expressions are done right, it could be quite amusing.
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2025-08-06 11:18
What are the Bright Guards and Dark Guards?
In a residential apartment, the bathroom was divided into open and secret guards. Bright guards referred to washrooms with windows, which were relatively bright and could see outside, while dark guards used enclosed spaces, which had no windows or very small windows and were relatively dark. The novel " Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-03-10 05:37
The difference between guards and security guards
In the Qing Dynasty, guards were members of a special guard organization. They were responsible for protecting the emperor and his close relatives, guarding the palace, guiding officials to see him, inspecting the entrance and exit of the palace, accompanying the emperor on his patrol, and stationed in the palace to guard and guard. Most of the candidates were selected from the elites of the Manchurian and Mongol descendants of the Upper Three Banners, or from the descendants of the nobility. Most of the candidates were middle-level and low-level military officers such as the Imperial Guard Military Academy and the Imperial Military Academy. Moreover, they had noble status and were closely connected to the political system such as the Eight Banners System. The security guards were developed from the ancient royal guards, the bodyguards of wealthy families, and escorts. In ancient times, security guards were mainly responsible for protecting gold, silver, treasures, and personal safety. Escorts were responsible for escorting valuable materials and banknotes and ensuring their safety. In modern times, security guards were not only responsible for traditional sentry, patrol, verification, etc., but also involved in risk management, network security, emergency handling, and many other fields. With the help of high-tech means such as video surveillance, big data, and artificial intelligence, they realized the transformation from traditional hand-to-hand combat to modern technology warfare. Moreover, the security industry became more and more standardized with the development of society. The personnel needed to be well-trained and certified to become an important pillar of social stability and people's peace. In general, guards existed more in the feudal dynasty system, serving specific targets such as the royal family and were closely related to the political and military system at that time. Security was a profession in modern society, serving a wide range of targets, and the work content and methods were constantly expanding and updating with the development of the times. The novel " Hello, Guard, Goodbye, Guard " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-02-24 18:11
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