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Two sisters from the eastern part of Nigeria wanted a life in a City of opportunities encircled with the bursting hustle of Lagos, luxurious “IT” girl lifestyle, fame, and money! Turn out life has more to offer them than they anticipated. Jessica Newspread the youngest thought she had it all figured out with hopes of finishing high school as she took a job in a fancy restaurant for university credits, with the good tips that come with it assumed she could assist her older sister who had just gotten back from jail for gun and drugs charge. Mary Newspread getting back from jail still holds on to her old life to get back on the street, this time not alone as she recruits back her best friend Simon, with other homeless tribe gangs who have been in the shadows after their warehouse was raided, and the successor facing lifetime imprisonment for three count murder. Everything started with Jessica Newspread stealing from a wealthy kid who constantly dined in the restaurant with his half-sister and cousin brother………….. Travis Lil is a Nigerian teen rapper with his number up has the likes of great artists who had worked with him and brought him out on stage to perform and headline shows along with club appearances. fuck boy history and threesome scandal as his half-sister encourages him to get his priorities straight in other not to taint his image. Girls in his life were more than one and he hardly cared about it because he never claimed anyone but ended up on the blogs with them either naked or making out. with his fame, and family money because his parent are billionaires, popularly known as the kid that drives fast cars like Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes’ Bugatti etc. ______ The credit card theft gained social media attention that made Jessica flee to Kenya in other not to be detected by CCR who were on the case but shut down by Mrs. Lil, claiming to have nothing to deal with the public prying into her family lives because she and her husband are private people despite her son and stepdaughter are instagram famous? But initially, she has skeletons in her cupboard which she does not want the public to know about. When Jessica found out the case had been shut down she came back to Nigeria and applied to a different school unfortunately with no idea same school as her victim of credit card theft. changed her appearance by dying her hair blond. Mary newspread focusing on her gun and drug dealings that generated more profit which automatically made the Newspread rich. plus her shares with Spurs, which she invested with her older sister generated more than nine hundred million naira. Jessica net worth is over three hundred million with such amount of money she decided to better herself. by Making plans to school in London but to do that she has to finish high school. unfortunately, he is unable to recognise her as the girl who waits on tables, she decides to stay back and write the council exam because all the private schools are already filled up and can’t afford to be waitlisted yet again. Mary Newspread holds a personal vendetta for the lil family, Travis lil at first sight fall over heels in love with Jessica newspread on her first day of school. Read Bad Girl Stay Blond and find out how these two Eastern sisters take Lagos and become rich off organised crimes...

A Nigerian playboy gets his life twisted from dropping a hit album and getting into a relationship with a girl who happened to stole from him in the past without getting any idea about it as he fall over head heels inlove with her. Jessica Newspread life changed after returning from Mombasa to a already made life her older sister mary Newspread and Bianca work so hard to archived, as the youngest CEO of spurs her life gets into the media as she tangos with a Nigerian teenage rapper which she attends the same school with. With her several dark and hidden secrets she tries to juggle through love and fame all at once's, with council exams around the corner. Until they let the old cat out of the bag secrets start revealing itself will Jessica be able to keep her secret hidden and save her relationship from crashing or face the consequences.

Grandpa's dead. That was the harsh reality of my life. While my family stood under the rain, surrounded by mooing cows and bleeding sheep as it washed away the ashes of his cremation, the rest of the world honoured his death. Not Grandpa's. John Kite's. The same man who drove straight into our farm and crashed into my grandfather. Same man who committed manslaughter and had the audacity to die in the crash. That's who this world celebrated. That's who they flew the flag at half mast for. That's who the entire city lit candles and sang songs for. It was then, at the age of ten, that the difference between a commoner like me and a conduit like him became very clear. In my world, when enough people die, a revenant is formed: bloodthirsty man-eaters of different sizes and abilities. They nearly drove humanity to extinction when we discovered a rare element known as compound and invented artifacts called heirlooms. Heirlooms became tied to families by blood, producing conduits: members of an heirloom-bearing family with special abilities. People who could fight revenants. And among them all, John Kite was the greatest. That's why grandpa's death didn't matter to everyone else. He wasn't a conduit. My family didn't have an heirloom. I wasn't, and couldn't be, a conduit. So my destiny was to die a nobody... Right? Wrong! Like hell I'd turn over and die. Like hell I'd sit back and let destiny decide my fate. I'd only give up when death forced me to. So I ran from home, and worked over and over and over again to get into the civil army training academy. And then one day, it happened. I was given an heirloom by a dying old man. An heirloom so old that nobody remembers it exists. My path to dying a man greater than John Kite was right in front of me. All I needed to do was bind to an ancient heirloom, survive a revenant attack while doing that, uncover the secrets to a power nobody knew existed, and clash with the assassins that killed the old man in destructive death battles all over the country. My flavour of greatness is one you've never seen before: heroism, conquest... and carnage!

this is about a boy named Mai whos father got himself into debt, he sold his own son and made Mai pay this debt, thats all for now pooksters

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This is a story of a girl who was adopted by an average family.Though having to face first day of school drama,she later finds love in an unusual setting after moving to a new city, unaware of her secret potentials. Romance can start anywhere,and love from anybody. Read on

Clovis Vance, an ordinary high school student who thought that her life would go on just as normally as it had always been until her sixteenth birthday, when her body decides to show her who she really is. A vampire- Not just a normal vampire but the VAMPIRE QUEEN!? "The world that I thought I knew well is crumbling right before my eyes."

"In the world of the mafia, loyalty is a myth, and a debt of blood is the only currency that matters." Elena Lombardi was the crown jewel of the second most powerful crime family in Milan. Known as the "Porcelain Princess," she lived a life of sheltered luxury—until the night the bullets flew and the screams began. In a single, bloody coup, her father is assassinated, her home is reduced to ashes, and her status is stripped away. With a target on her back and the assassins closing in, Elena is forced to flee to the one place she was always told to avoid: The Fortress of the Raven. Dante Moretti is the man who haunts the underworld’s nightmares. Cold, calculated, and lethally beautiful, he is the Lombardi family’s sworn enemy. He has every reason to kill Elena, to finish what the assassins started and erase the Lombardi name forever. But Elena carries a secret—a leverage that could either clear Dante’s name or destroy his empire. Caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse, Elena finds herself trapped in Dante’s world. He is her protector, her captor, and her greatest temptation. As they navigate a landscape of betrayal and shifting alliances, the line between hate and desire begins to blur. He took her in to use her as a pawn. She stayed to find her revenge. But in a house built on secrets, love is the most dangerous weapon of all. When the truth behind her father’s death is finally revealed, will Elena choose the family legacy she was born into, or the monster who taught her how to survive?

Sabrina Álvarez is a criminal defence attorney, investigating the murder of a young girl, to prove her client innocent. All along she had been wary of taking the case but circumstances forced her hand. Everything changes when more and more dead bodies turn up and her client begins to seem... well, not so innocent. Enter, Arthur Monteiro, a mysterious man with connections who she has to work with, in order to catch the murderous son of a bitch. After their brief and tense encounter, she doubts they'd be able to be in the same room for even five minutes, without killing each other, let alone work together. Everything takes a turn for the worse, when she herself becomes a target. Now she must choose... Save herself or them? Sparks fly. Blood is spilled. It's all a game. The only question is who will win?

Heroes. Icons of hope. Defenders of the weak. They are not bound by duty, nor are they compelled by law. And yet, they rise. They stand between chaos and order, not because they must, but because they choose to. That choice—the willingness to fight for others—is what makes them more than just people with powers. It makes them legends. Every child dreams of being one. Of soaring through the skies, of standing tall against the forces of evil, of hearing their name chanted by the people they save. To be strong. To be admired. To matter. Kevin Trades once shared that dream. But dreams are fragile things. The cold wind howled past his ears as he plummeted. The night sky stretched above him, a canvas of stars indifferent to the boy who had just been thrown from a rooftop. The world around him blurred, city lights twisting into streaks of yellow and white. His body twisted midair, arms flailing as he reached for anything—something—to stop his fall. But there was nothing. Only gravity’s cruel embrace pulling him down, faster and faster. Then—impact. Pain exploded through his body. He hit the pavement hard, his vision flashing white before turning to darkness. For a moment, there was nothing but silence. The world felt distant, like a bad dream he couldn’t wake from. Then, the taste of metal filled his mouth. A weak cough escaped his lips, splattering liquid onto the cold concrete beneath him. He forced his eyes open, the dim glow of a nearby streetlight illuminating the substance pooling by his face. It wasn’t red. Blue. A deep, rich blue, glistening under the light like liquid sapphire. Kevin’s breath hitched. His trembling fingers reached out, touching the unnatural blood oozing from his lips. It was real. Something inside him stirred. A realization. A possibility. Maybe… just maybe… He could become a hero.