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Funny Christmas Poems or Stories
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2024-11-16 00:33
Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.
Tell me a funny Christmas story for adults.
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2024-12-02 06:19
There were some adult neighbors who had a friendly competition every Christmas to see who could decorate their front yard the best. One neighbor, instead of the traditional Santa and reindeer, made a whole scene of elves doing yoga. There were elves in downward dog and tree pose. It was so unexpected and funny that people from all over the neighborhood came to see it and had a good laugh.
Funny Adults Bedtime Stories: Any Recommendations?
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2024-11-04 05:28
One funny bedtime story for adults could be about a clumsy wizard. He tries to cast a spell to make his shoes shine but ends up turning his whole house into a disco ball. Everything in the house starts to glitter and play disco music, and he has to figure out how to reverse the spell while dancing along to the beat.
Tell me a funny bedtime story for adults.
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2024-11-01 09:19
There was a couple, Jane and Mark. One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Mark accidentally sprayed hairspray instead of deodorant under his arms. When he realized what he had done, he started waving his arms around trying to get the smell out. Jane saw this and burst into laughter. Mark then joked that he was trying to create his own personal 'scented cloud' for a good night's sleep. They both laughed so much that they forgot about the initial annoyance.
Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
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2024-11-18 20:36
One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.
Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
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2024-11-14 15:28
One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.
What are some funny short stories suitable for adults?
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2024-12-05 17:52
Here is a story. A man was in a hurry to get to work and accidentally put on his wife's shoes. He didn't notice until he got to the office and everyone was staring at his feet. And there was this time when a woman was trying to parallel park. She went in and out of the space so many times that the cars on either side started honking in a rhythm, as if they were making their own song.
Funny Summer Jokes for Adults - Share Some Stories
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2024-12-05 17:36
Here's one. A man goes to the beach in summer. He sees a sign that says 'Beware of the waves.' So he says to his friend, 'I'm more worried about the seagulls stealing my sandwich!'
Tell me short and funny Christmas stories for adults.
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2024-12-01 12:53
An adult was trying to build a gingerbread house. He thought it would be easy but as he started, the walls kept collapsing. His roommate came in and saw the mess. Instead of helping, he started making jokes about how it looked like a gingerbread earthquake had hit. They both ended up laughing and just ate the broken pieces of gingerbread while watching Christmas movies.
What are some funny books for adults in the fiction genre?
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2024-11-26 20:35
The 'Bridget Jones's Diary' series by Helen Fielding is also great. It humorously chronicles the life, love, and mishaps of Bridget Jones, a single woman in London, with lots of relatable and comical situations.
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