Tell me a funny Christmas story for adults.
There were some adult neighbors who had a friendly competition every Christmas to see who could decorate their front yard the best. One neighbor, instead of the traditional Santa and reindeer, made a whole scene of elves doing yoga. There were elves in downward dog and tree pose. It was so unexpected and funny that people from all over the neighborhood came to see it and had a good laugh.
An adult couple decided to spend Christmas in a cabin in the woods. They brought along a small artificial Christmas tree. But on Christmas Eve, their dog got into the box of tree decorations. When they woke up, they found the dog with tinsel all over it and half - eaten baubles. The dog looked like a walking, glittery mess and they couldn't stop laughing as they cleaned up the mess.
Tell me a funny Christmas story involving adults.
One Christmas, a group of adult friends went caroling. But instead of the usual carols, they decided to make up their own lyrics. They started singing about Santa getting a flat tire on his sleigh and having to call for roadside assistance. The people in the neighborhood were so amused by their creativity that they came out of their houses to listen and laugh. It was a great way to spread Christmas cheer in a very funny way.
Tell me short and funny Christmas stories for adults.
An adult was trying to build a gingerbread house. He thought it would be easy but as he started, the walls kept collapsing. His roommate came in and saw the mess. Instead of helping, he started making jokes about how it looked like a gingerbread earthquake had hit. They both ended up laughing and just ate the broken pieces of gingerbread while watching Christmas movies.
Tell me a funny bedtime story for adults.
There was a couple, Jane and Mark. One night, as they were getting ready for bed, Mark accidentally sprayed hairspray instead of deodorant under his arms. When he realized what he had done, he started waving his arms around trying to get the smell out. Jane saw this and burst into laughter. Mark then joked that he was trying to create his own personal 'scented cloud' for a good night's sleep. They both laughed so much that they forgot about the initial annoyance.
Tell me a funny Christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad hair day. His hat just wouldn't sit right on his unruly white hair. As he was climbing down a chimney, his hat got stuck and he tumbled into the living room, right into the Christmas tree. Presents went flying everywhere, and the family's cat, thinking it was a new plaything, started chasing Santa around the room. Santa was so flustered that he accidentally grabbed a carrot instead of a cookie and munched on it while trying to escape the cat.
Tell me a Christmas funny story.
One Christmas, a family decided to have a real Christmas tree. They went to the lot and picked out a huge, beautiful tree. When they got it home and set it up, they realized they had forgotten to measure the height of their living room. The tree was so tall it bent against the ceiling, looking like a giant green question mark. It was hilarious, but they managed to trim it a bit and it became a very memorable Christmas tree.
Tell me a funny interactive Christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, there was a little elf named Jingle. He was in charge of decorating the Christmas trees in Santa's workshop. One day, a naughty reindeer named Rudolph played a prank and switched all the ornaments. Jingle was so confused at first but then he turned it into a fun game. He started to create new and wacky designs with the mixed - up ornaments. Santa saw it and laughed so hard that he decided to keep the new look for some of the trees that year.
Tell me a funny christmas short story.
Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!
Tell me a funny kid Christmas story.
Once upon a Christmas, little Timmy was so excited to open his presents. He ran to the tree and grabbed the biggest box. When he opened it, out popped a puppy! The puppy immediately licked his face, and Timmy was laughing so hard. He named the puppy Snowy because it was white as snow. It was the best Christmas ever for Timmy.
Tell me a funny redneck Christmas story.
Well, there was this redneck family at Christmas. They were all set to make a big dinner. The dad was in charge of the turkey. He put it in the oven but got distracted by the football game on TV. Next thing you know, he forgot all about the turkey. When they finally remembered, the turkey was so overcooked it was like a rock. But instead of being sad, they all just laughed and ended up having a big barbecue outside with some other food. They still had a great Christmas, full of laughter and family fun.
Tell me a cute funny Christmas story.
At the North Pole, the elves were having a Christmas baking competition. One elf, named Jolly, was trying to make gingerbread cookies in the shape of Santa. But every time he tried, they came out looking like a very fat snowman. He was getting frustrated when his friend Merry came over and added some frosting to the cookies. Suddenly, they looked like Santa wearing a very thick, puffy coat. Everyone laughed and declared Jolly and Merry the winners of the most creative cookies.