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A possible funny quote is 'Cinderella's mice were better dressed than most of us.' The mice in the story were always so dapper in their little outfits while they helped Cinderella, which adds a humorous touch.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be 'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.' It's from 'Elf' and it's really catchy. It shows how Buddy the Elf is so full of joy and wants to share it with everyone around him.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be, 'Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.' It shows that the true spirit of Christmas is about kindness and love rather than just getting gifts.

There's a story about Mark Twain. He once received a letter from a reader who said that he found a spelling mistake in one of Twain's books. Twain wrote back, 'I am so sorry about that. I must have been misspelled by the printer.' His humorous response turned the situation around in a clever way. Another example is Oscar Wilde. He was known for his witty quotes. One time he said, 'I can resist everything except temptation.' This simple yet profound statement is both funny and thought - provoking.

One funny comic quote could be: 'I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure!'

One funny quote is from 'Pride and Prejudice' by Jane Austen: 'It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.' This line is humorous as it sets the satirical tone of the novel about the social expectations regarding marriage and wealth.

One of the most interesting funny quote stories involves Dorothy Parker. When she was told that President Coolidge was dead, she replied, 'How can they tell?' This was a rather sardonic and humorous take on Coolidge's rather reserved nature. It shows how a well - placed quote can be both funny and a bit cutting.

One funny quote could be 'I don't want to be alive, but I don't really want to die either. I'm just kind of... stuck.' It shows the complex and relatable state of the main character's mind in a humorous yet poignant way.

One funny quote could be when the mice are trying to make Cinderella's dress and one of them says something like 'This is harder than stealing cheese!' It shows their comical take on a task that is quite important for Cinderella. Another could be when the stepsisters are arguing over who will try on the glass slipper first and say something silly like 'I'm the prettiest so I should go first!' Their vanity makes it a funny moment in the story.

Sure. A funny quote by Oscar Wilde: 'I can resist everything except temptation.' As for a story, there was a man who went to the dentist. The dentist said, 'You need a crown.' The man replied, 'Finally, someone who thinks I'm royalty!'